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Who would win in a fight?
Ninjas 1 (33.3%)
Shaolin Monks 0 (0%)
Chuck Norris 0 (0%)
Are we talking about cyber-ninjas or chainsaw ninjas? 2 (66.7%)
Oh my God, are you serious about this? 0 (0%)
Total Votes: 3
Ninjas vs Shaolin Monks; Seriously.
Topic Started: Aug 31 2007, 05:16 PM (890 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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Shaolin monks got offend that some random internet person said a ninja could be a Shaolin monk. And yes, we all know how valuable the opinions of internet people are.
The most mind boggling? Not the monks' un-monk-like behavior, not the fact that there was some monk online, apparently taking part in a discussion about ninjas fighting Shaolin monks, but that everyone's getting their panties in a bunch over a Japanese ninja beating a bunch of monks. Oh, I suppose if it was a black ninja, that could happen, couldn't it? And it would be perfectly a-okay if you blew away white people in Resident Evil 5! This isn't political correctness! This is sociably acceptable racism!
Anyway, whether or not a ninja could defeat a bunch of Shaolin monks really depends on the skill levels of both the ninja and the monks. A decent ninja could definitely beat a bunch of really lousy monks, but a great ninja might be defeated if he went up against a bunch of really good monks. Kintaro could beat them all, though. He has four arms.

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Since I'm moving things around, I'm moving this to "P" Words. I'm just not satisfied with this as a news article, and "poll" does begin with a "P".

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