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| Tabris Macbeth | Apr 10 2008, 09:07 PM Post #1 |
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I keep seeing stuff like this, but I always put it off. In an attempt to DO SOMETHING, here we go. http://www.slate.com/id/2188472/?GT1=38001 Yeah, SNL sucks nowadays. Much like internet forums, all the cool personalities are long gone. But turns out that, despite that picture of an unspeakably lame Hillary impersonation, it didn't have much to do with that. It's about how laughing at politicians' mishaps and personalities somehow cheapens the political process. Make a witty observation about how this country tortures people and is stripping it's own citizens of their rights, that's clever satire! Crack a joke about how John Kerry is wooden, and you're pissing all over democracy. Granted, the former was a lot funnier than the latter, but still, I really don't think bad, obvious jokes are ruining democracy. I do believe, however, that laughing at atrocities (at least, when they're currently happening and have the potential to fuck up an entire nation) might just be the thing ruining democracy. "Hey, look! The country that we live in- once known for policing the globe in a G.I. Joe sorta way- is now torturing people and stripping it's own citizens of their rights, and all for the sake of the petty ego of a backwoods retard, his sociopathic sidekick, and one of the most imcompotent governments in human history! HA HA HA! Just sit on out increasingly fat asses as this country turns into a finely retarded mix of Nazi Germany and the Roman Empire, 'cuse civil unrest and rebellion is GAY! Let's go watch Family Guy and play Halo 3 now!" ...Yeah, I'm just a little bit bitter how the country turned out in the new millenium. -Tabris |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | May 7 2008, 12:37 AM Post #2 |
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Since Tabs is apparently getting his groove back, check this shit out: http://tv.msn.com/tv/worst-dating-shows-ever?GT1=7703 Am I the only person who wants to see Fox air "Amputee Love"? Other than maybe Utah-Chan? ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
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| Tabris Macbeth | May 22 2008, 04:40 PM Post #3 |
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Let's warm the cockles of our hearts: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24712998 "‘Disaster fatigue’ blamed for drop in giving". Yeah, I can understand how some people are getting disillusioned (I know I'm pretty well disillusioned with life), but let's take a look at the cold, sick reality: People are shallow assholes. No one gives to be philanthropitic. They give to stroke their egos and pretend they're somehow better people for superficially donating money. It's just like that episode of South Park with the Canadian strike, where the couple honk to support unions. The reason why people aren't giving nearly as much money lately is because they gave to "the overseas disaster". They don't care that there are millions dead, missing, and homeless, that this disaster makes 9/11 pale by comparison, or that "Burma" and "Myanmar" are the same place. All they care about is that they feel like they're making the world a better place, regardless of whether or not reality says otherwise. It's like supporting the troops the collective American public somehow own with bumper stickers. And hey, speaking of them: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24693647>1=43001 How do you get out of Iraq? SHOOT UP THE FUCKING MUSLIM HOLY BOOK! Dude! That's how we bring the troops home: Have them all spit in the face of a major religion! Of course! ...So...let's get this straight: If a dude in one of those country where everyone talks like the Swedish Chef (What was it, Norway? Finland?) draws a cartoon about a Muslim prophet, and there's rioting in the streets. When an American soldier blows apart a Quran, everything's A-okay. Granted, officers kissed a Quran (and we all know what could be said here), so it's not like they didn't apologize. Or rather, it's not like they didn't get down on their hands and knees and beg to not get blown up by suicide bombers. Oh, yeah, and although I'm just skimming through this, I don't think the asshole who actually shot up the Quran is the one doing the grossly exaggerated and submissive apology. -Tabr...they kissed the damned Quran?! Kissed it?! Are you fucking kidding me?! |
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| Emo Chick | Jun 24 2008, 03:07 PM Post #4 |
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http://www.slate.com/id/2194087/>1=38001 ;( |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jun 24 2008, 03:14 PM Post #5 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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I noticed something interesting about this article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25209226//wid/11915829?GT1=40006 That I am in desperate need of human interaction. I mean, not that my cats aren't friendly, petite, or big busted, but...oh, dear bloody lord, I want one of those so bad! It's always been a...um... (blushes) Well, a little bit of a fantasy to have a robo-girlfriend...being just the slightest bit of a closet anime geek and all... ~Meiko |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Jun 24 2008, 03:16 PM Post #6 |
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Thought you already had a pretend girlfriend that ran on batteries, Meiko. :lol: ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Jun 28 2008, 06:59 PM Post #7 |
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Hehe...vibrator...Meiko masturbates... And now for the "crazy-stupid shit that blows you away" part of the show: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25431893/>1=43001 "Teen decapitated at Six Flags over Georgia"...and fucking deserves it! Lemme walk you through this article: No one on the ride itself was harmed. But now you're wondering who this person was? I mean, if it wasn't someone on the ride or maybe someone that got it by part of the machinery as parts of the ride flew off, then who could it be? Why, a dumbfuck that climbed two safety fences, silly! Yeah, obviously! State officials blame a "faulty cable" (perhaps in the kid's brain, maybe?) and slow response by the operator who had no reason to think some dipshit was roaming around a restricted area that was blocked by by TWO fences. The family...oh, you're gonna love this...are claiming "the park failed to maintain the ride and equipment and ensure riders' safety", and they're suing! Holy shit, I didn't see that one comin'! Since when did anyone try to profit off of the accidental (and utterly retarded, in this case) death of a family member? That's not how we do things in the good ol' US of A! The one thing that truly warms my heart? The amusement park excerised logic and reason, and has denied liability. Good luck with that battle, Six Flags. -Tabris |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Jul 11 2008, 07:04 PM Post #8 |
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Oh, I got a real doozy for ya, folks... http://www.slate.com/id/2195126/?GT1=38001 First off, this asshole stole my title for a Wastebasket article! Like I said on this whiny little bitch-ass blog that's screening it's posts, this is grade-A bullshit! Being fat is not like being black or gay! You don't turn black if you sitting around and shovel Cheetos down your gullet, you don't turn gay by sitting on your ass all day and blogging. I fucking hate these assholes who think fat people are gross, but that doesn't mean I'm tolerating this whiny bullshit. You eat shitty food and don't get off your ass, you get fat! Some people are naturally jolly, but most people are fat because they're lazy sacks of shit who eat shitty food and never exercise. (To be fair, I kinda described what I mostly do with my life, but I have crazy genetics. I haven't aged since I was 14 or 15, and if I'd get off my ass and do some stomach crunches, I'd turn into a little stud muffin in a month.) As if just being a whiny bitch wasn't enough, this dickhead draws a non-existent line between obesity and pollution, as well as trying desperately to find some way for fat people to take absolutely no responsiblity for being fat. If there is a message in WALL-E, it's not that technology has made us into lazy assholes who can't do shit for ourselves (which is true). No, it's that we should fear robots because one day they'll develope emotions, and emotions are for gays. Do you want a gay robot doing all the stuff you don't feel like doing, like move and breath? -Tabris |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jul 11 2008, 07:11 PM Post #9 |
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Oh, good lord. Why do people keep actively looking for dark agendas in anything displaying a little innocence? It's not healthy. ...Well, alright, there were racial undertones in Cars, but most of the time, it's not healthy. ~Meiko |
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| Yum Yum Bunny | Jul 28 2008, 09:04 PM Post #10 |
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This is cheating a little, but how absolutely bonkers have conservatives gotten? http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/28/church...ting/index.html He somehow couldn't get a job and blamed Democrats for the country's decline. Because, you know, they wield so much power. |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 2 2008, 06:36 PM Post #11 |
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This is fucked up in a number of ways: http://deepbackground.msnbc.msn.com/archiv...02/1243368.aspx So yeah, the government hired this fucknut, they exploited his supposed anthrax attacks without shame (not unlike 9/11, which is still being exploited by those tasteless $20 coin certificate things), and people actually think this is some big ol' conspiracy! Are you fucking kidding me?! We're talking about one of the most incompetent administrations in any country in the history of the fucking world! The only bigger retards that everyone in the Bush administration are these people who actually think that everyone in the Bush administration isn't a huge fucking retard! Seriously, this bullshit is downright cartoonish at this point! You have to deny reality itself to go this far out of your way to try to turn this into a goddamn conspiracy! And you know what the final insult was? Some dipshit flaunted their total ignorance of forensic psychology, then had the fucking nerve to call the psychiatrist a quack. I think that pretty much tells you what sort of people are spouting this dumbass bullshit. -Tabris |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 21 2008, 01:20 AM Post #12 |
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This almost belongs in Angry Little Rants... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26316235/?GT1=43001 This girl was getting taunted for being a lesbian (and already, the anger rises), and this total scumbag of a principle told her "homosexuality is wrong, outed her to her parents and ordered her to stay away from children". And as if that was fucked up enough, he suspended students who- bless these kids- protested that fucked up shit, and then "he asked dozens of students whether they were gay or associated with gay students". Lord, how I'd love to just sock this asshole square in the face. It makes me feel a little better that despite my pessimistic opinion of teenagers, there were actually some that protested this gross violation of human rights and that an overwhelming 79% of voters in the poll they took said this was a witch hunt and he deserved to get his ass fired. -Tabris |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Aug 22 2008, 06:52 PM Post #13 |
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Here's something to lighten up the mood: http://www.slate.com/id/2196204/?GT1=38001 Y'know what my real name is? CHESIRE! Yeah! My parents named me Chesire! And I have a cousin named Lucifer! (You'd like her, Meiko. Total cat geek. And yeah, she's a she.) But there's some even crazier shit on this list. Except "Koriander", which Blondie thought sounds pretty. ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
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| Sweet Raven | Aug 24 2008, 01:20 AM Post #14 |
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http://www.slate.com/id/2198397/ Tabris complained about anti-Obama videos, and then this pops up. And goodness, people are getting up in arms. Yes, if you don't vote for Obama and you're white, you are racist, because the competition if an appauling joke and you keep throwing around big words you don't know like "socialism". |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 24 2008, 02:17 AM Post #15 |
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This shit, right here, is why I hate America. Yeah, bitch and moan about how I hate freedom. The complaints of a country full of cowardly little pricks that justify their obvious racism, a country where practically no one is coming out to fight this bullshit, doesn't matter to me at all. If this was actually a race between two great canidates, that shit might fly. I don't believe for a second that whites wouldn't side with the white guy (unless they were scared of looking racist) and the black wouldn't side with the black guy, but at least you assholes wouldn't look as bad. But no. No, that is not the case. John McCain is a tired out loser-ass sack of shit, the Republican Party is a sick and twisted fucking joke. The whole goddamn nation is too rotten to be trusted with democracy. The American dream, all that "cultural melting pot" stuff I grew up with as a kid...it's apparently a load of bullshit. Hell, even if Obama wins, was it because people really believed in him or because he was black? I believe in him, but that's it. Win or lose, I can't believe that whites or blacks aren't motivated solely by stupid-ass bullshit racism. ...I wish I lived in Canada. -Tabris |
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| Yum Yum Bunny | Aug 25 2008, 01:39 PM Post #16 |
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What a BITCH: http://video.msn.com/?vid=b1987133-0fbf-49...owPlaylist=true Second one on the playlist. Being "overly jolly" (thanks for that one, Neko) isn't healthy, but when I saw her on TV Guide Channel, she actually said slovenly! Not only was that disgusting, but the nerve of this leathery skank judging anyone else on appearance! The stupid thing was taking forever to load, but get this: "It doesn't matter if you're deaf or your blind...because everyone deserves a fair chance." Really? Did she really say that? I got that from here: http://jezebel.com/5041376/janice-dickinso...s-not-plus+size Wonderful screenshot, by the way. |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 27 2008, 09:13 AM Post #17 |
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Hey, everyone, guess what? McCain is officially a cartoon character: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowit...a_b_121403.html This, apparently, is all real. "We had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," says McCain. I wish I couldn't believe that John McCain is turning his own catchphrase into a parody, much less calling anyone's kids "brats". I sincerely do. I wish John McCain hadn't fucking imploded upon himself time and time again, and that he was still the "maverick" that seemed like he could actually legitimately challenge Obama instead of having to rely on racism thinly veiled as religious intolerance to get any standings in the polls. As if McCain turning into a self-parody wasn't enough of a sick, if very amusing, joke, here's some stuff from the actual commercial: "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." I remind you, this is apparently from an actual commercial. I didn't find this on The Onion. And there's this: While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." Way to downplay that you own a small village worth of homes. Seriously, working class white people, you'd rather vote for this guy than Obama? Doesn't racism end and logic begin at some point? ...Anyone else get the feeling that the entire lower 48 states are going to completely implode with exciting brilliance soon? -Tabris |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Aug 27 2008, 09:29 AM Post #18 |
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Um...they're children, so I am going to have to say no. ~Meiko |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 27 2008, 01:26 PM Post #19 |
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I know I've called a lot of the stupid assholes who choose McCain- of all people- over Obama, but as The Daily Show showed me, that's not true. Some of you are so intensely immature that you didn't get your way that you'd actually stab your own party in the back and vote for a hugely incompetent loser that will completely rot the entire country rather than vote for the guy who beat out the person you wanted. Way to fuckin' go, America! USA, #1! -Tabris |
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| Bringer of Light | Aug 28 2008, 04:49 AM Post #20 |
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Actually, it was written by a comedian: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/#blogger_bio Read some of his other articles, like the one about China's gold medals being made of lead, and I think you'll come to understand that McCain did not, in fact, make an ad attacking Obama's daughters. He'd have to be COMPLETELY out of his mind to do so. Did you really think he would have said it played well in all of his living rooms? It was really funny though. Borowitz also wrote about 'filler' columns: http://borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6924 |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 28 2008, 12:07 PM Post #21 |
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...Oh...kinda sad how easily I believed that... -Tabris |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 31 2008, 04:05 PM Post #22 |
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How fucked up is America? http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/8498524 You can get you ass kicked out of golf for not speaking English! GOLF! Yeah, there's a real language-intense sport, right there! Oh, no, wait, IT'S FUCKING GOLF! In fact, I can't think of a sport that really has a language barrier, unless you want to count "Red Rover"! Sure, if you go to a foreign country, it's just a good idea to know the language a little. Actually kicking your ass out of something for not knowing it, though? The xenophobia is thinly veiled, the damn veil is transparent! As if that wasn't enough, not only did some jackass say something that could be considered racist and xenophobic, but get this: In the world of golf, you're somehow supposed to promote sex appeal! I kid you not, that was from an actual quote! Yeah, 'cuse golf's the tits and ass sport! Getting a "hole in one" doubles as clever innuendo for fucking! I'm going to say this is bullshit in...how many languages does Babelfish...let's say five languages: C'est connerie! Ciò è feces del toro! Это фекалии быка! Dieses ist Stierrückstände! これはでたらめである! -Tabris |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Sep 15 2008, 10:08 AM Post #23 |
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We don't seem to get much positive news here... *smiles* But I do believe I found something Tabris might find inspirational: http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/art...89104>1=32023 ~Meiko |
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