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| Quotes, Quotes, and More Quotes; QUOTES! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM (3,194 Views) | |
| Tabris Macbeth | Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM Post #1 |
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The Baddest Ass
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I freaking LOVE quotes! And that said, this is long over due: http://quotes.zaadz.com/ (shudders with pleasure) If you have quotes, post 'em! -Tabris |
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| Sweet Raven | Apr 5 2007, 09:41 AM Post #2 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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People who lie, lie to make themselves feel better about themselves. It's a self image apparatus. Some need it, other don't. I don't quite remember where this is from. Any idea? |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Apr 9 2007, 08:17 PM Post #3 |
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The Baddest Ass
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Heh...wish I had a clue. Storytelers are liars by nature, after all... Here's a couple quotes I made myself! We are all nothing more or less than what it's made of. There is no such thing as pretentiousness. On the other hand, dumbass-ness is something all too real. I so bloody hate the word "pretentious", by the way. If you can't destroy something, you call it pretentious. Hey, I think I just made a third quote! -Tabris, lover of big, fancy words |
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| Tabris Macbeth | May 4 2007, 10:44 AM Post #4 |
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Awesomely approriate quote from me: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. -Aleister Crowley Wiki him up. -Tabris |
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| Blondie Black | Jun 12 2007, 10:15 AM Post #5 |
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Sunshiny Goth Chick
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"One time I passed out and heard Jesus's voice, then I realized it was Steve Blum...he even voices Jesus." Chesire actually found this one, but she said I could use the character developement. I mean, post count. |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jun 22 2007, 10:27 AM Post #6 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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"If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans." ~Meiko |
| I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady. | |
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| crosseyedrevolution | Jun 24 2007, 12:04 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Intern
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Mmm, quotes. Tasty stuff. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill... followed by Churchill's response: "I cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!" Winston replied, "Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!" ... Fucking Winston. |
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| Blondie Black | Jul 7 2007, 12:55 PM Post #8 |
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Sunshiny Goth Chick
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It sucks when people die. -Jack Russel, Radiata Stories |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Aug 9 2007, 02:19 PM Post #9 |
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Utah-Chan's Forum Sister
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This would frighten the hell out of me if I was an elderly person. Not because I would fear the clowns, but it would mean my life had totally degenerated to the point where 'christian clown / mimes' are supposed to make me feel better. -mwowm23, some random YouTube guy ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
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| Blondie Black | Aug 11 2007, 04:20 PM Post #10 |
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Sunshiny Goth Chick
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I've got darkness inside me! -Spongebob Squarepants |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Aug 16 2007, 12:00 AM Post #11 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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Oh...oh goodness... "Have talks with your child about cartoon characters who are doing “bad” things." "Sophisticated animation techniques can reproduce any cartoon character and have them do any number of things which you would consider indecent, but which your child will only see as a new and rather unusual amusement." Both by Dr. Patricia A. Farrell. Don't ask where I found those. ~Meiko |
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| Sweet Raven | Aug 23 2007, 01:33 AM Post #12 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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Here's a fun fact! This video was a waste of everyone's time! Get some Christianity into your life and become a Jehovah's Witness, or keep sucking Satan's cock. That's up to you, heathens. -a random YouTube dick |
| "I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working." | |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Sep 5 2007, 01:58 AM Post #13 |
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Utah-Chan's Forum Sister
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WOW, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT BY TAKING THIS TEST I CAN BOOST MY IQ? AWESOME! I'LL BECOME EVEN SMARTER THAN YOU, STEPHEN HAWKING, YOU WHEELCHAIR-BOUND FUCK! -AJ, AJWorld.net ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
| "God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores." | |
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| Sweet Raven | Sep 13 2007, 09:53 PM Post #14 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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Since then I've developed a theory: We all have a threshold for liking the things that we like -- essentially a moment where we realize that we could go the rest of our lives without hearing another record or seeing another movie like that. This "breaking point" has occurred a few times during my film-critic career, most notably with any movies about or involving vampires -- seriously, can no one come up with anything new or creative about these creatures? -Todd Gilchrist Didn't Tabris say Death Porno had "mutant zombie vampires" or something? Well, there you go, Mr. Gilchrist. Mutant zombie vampires. Stick that in your pipe, Anne Rice. |
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| Utah Chan | Sep 17 2007, 05:19 PM Post #15 |
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Tabby-Sama's Yandere Child Bride
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Keep up the good work, pedos! -Tabby-Sama -Utah-Chan! |
| You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding. | |
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| Utah Chan | Sep 18 2007, 03:08 PM Post #16 |
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Tabby-Sama's Yandere Child Bride
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"That's easy: All of the normal people are no longer a part of the "Fallout Community", they're just fans of the games. The people who are a part of the "Fallout Community" have been refined and distilled over time into glittering gems of hatred." -elpintogrande -Utah-Chan! |
| You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding. | |
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| crosseyedrevolution | Sep 18 2007, 06:58 PM Post #17 |
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"Would you Kindly..." "Would you Kindly go to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch!" "Break that little puppys neck, Would you Kindly." "Would you Kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy." and, of course; "Looks like he just had his cherry popped." |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Sep 21 2007, 01:40 PM Post #18 |
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Yes, that's also a werewolf with a bazooka...shooting Godzilla in the middle of World War II. -from IGN's preview of Operation: Darkness -Tabris |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Sep 21 2007, 02:30 PM Post #19 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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The Japanese name for a bowl of rice with chicken and eggs is "oyakodon." Literally, this means "bowl of parent and child." I think this is the saddest name for food ever, including rape blossoms. This and more foreign devil quotes can be found here: http://www.gaijinsmash.net/archives/deep_j..._thoughts.phtml ~Meiko |
| I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady. | |
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| Utah Chan | Sep 21 2007, 02:36 PM Post #20 |
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Tabby-Sama's Yandere Child Bride
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Oh, white people! Join me in laughing at the silly whities, Meiko-sensei! :lol: (Seriously, though, the only Japanese I know is Otaku Japanese, so maybe I shouldn't be laughing. *emosweatdrop*) -Utah-Chan! |
| You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding. | |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Sep 24 2007, 09:09 PM Post #21 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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Sensei? You...consider me your sensei? *blushes* Well...I don't know what to say... ~Meiko |
| I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady. | |
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| Utah Chan | Sep 24 2007, 09:10 PM Post #22 |
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Tabby-Sama's Yandere Child Bride
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Well, you're old like teacher. Sooooo...MEIKO-SENSEI! ![]() -Utah-Chan! |
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| Sweet Raven | Sep 30 2007, 12:21 PM Post #23 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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Online play is where it's at, but who wants to listen to a bunch of 13 year olds yelling "noob" at each other and making racist comments every five seconds. -walken7, an IGN reader review of Halo 3 Want a laugh? Look at 85% of the reader reviews of Halo 3 at IGN. Chesire also suggests making a drinking game out of it. Every time you see a review written by someone younger than 26, you take a drink. After an hour or two, you get to die of liver failure. |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Oct 6 2007, 09:26 PM Post #24 |
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Utah-Chan's Forum Sister
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“A good morning of Yuri is a great way to start any man's day.” -Oscar Wilde on Yuri Really. He said that. ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
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| Yum Yum Bunny | Oct 15 2007, 07:52 PM Post #25 |
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Edible Bunny
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Here's a little-known fact about the voice acting in Shining Force Neo, the PlayStation 2 update of the classic Sega action RPG. The Developer built a small group of theatrical robots out of tin cans and bailing wire, programmed them to suck and then hired them to write and record their own dialogue. -IGN |
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