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Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM (3,202 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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This guy became my hero after I read this...

Can someone explain to me like if I was a 5 year old, why this 12 year olds keep calling everything gay? Hell, gay means happy, if you want to then call it homosexual, well that's good in my book. So please, say it sounds lame, not interesting, boring... cause gay means happy and that sounds more like a Wii game.
-ale.to.rro, IGN

-Tabris
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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Utah Chan
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Anyway, yeah, a lot of people would be so gay if you could use the Guitar Hero 2 guitar.
~Tabby-sama on Brutal Legend

-Utah-Chan!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding.
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Blondie Black
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Pants are an illusion. So is death. ^_^
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I'M SUPER SPECIAL!
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Sweet Raven
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If you ever wanted to become an atheist, play Phantasy Star Universe, because the fact that the Vol Brothers are alive and well in the end is irrefutable proof that there is no God.

-CelticWhisper's review of Phantasy Star Universe on Game FAQs
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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Buy all of Jodo's flicks and FUCK YOURSELF UP FOR LIFE!

http://www.revengeismydestiny.com/Hot100Page2.html

I own, like, 20 or so of these flicks.

~Chesire Cat Syndrome~
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Utah Chan
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Merry obese, crippled, poopy death Chirstmas, everybody!
~Tabby-sama!

-Utah-Chan!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding.
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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"Ahhh, the cherished enamel, the porcelain, it is like a society. Every molecule an individual - like me, but when unified, a structure takes shape, like this circular vessel for distributing organic nourishment, or like us. We, like this plate, gain strength in numbers, thrive in a herd environment, feed off one another for a stronger front, and aggressively grow in numbers, until one day...!"
-Plates, Skinned Deep (The greatest motherfucking movie in the motherfucking WORLD!)

~Chesire Cat Syndrome~
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Utah Chan
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"wait lemme see... your left index... d-pad....

nope.... my homo-sapien mutations dont allow this for extended periods of time, i will let my pet orangutan play instead."
~pinkace at IGN

-Utah-Chan!
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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If that's how you see me I think you'll blush a pretty pink when I kick your ass.
-Nero, Devil May Cry 4

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"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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Why do I persist in seeking the approval of 14 year old boys by posting my work on this bloody website?
-kennsj, New Grounds

This made me think of Emo, who's latest video hit the 500 mark in a mere couple of days!

~Meiko
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Blondie Black
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Tabris: Wouldn't it be just awesome, though, if a badass Mickey Mouse popped up at the end, riding on an armor-plated Pluto?

Raven: And then Mickey would say something like "Ha ha! Hey, gang! The path to absolution is paved with a million corpses! Let our blades sing of death and fury, and feast upon a burning banquet of flesh!".


-Tabris and Raven discuss the Kingdom Hearts 3 teaser

Honestly, I think Square Enix is starting to take this game too seriously... :unsure:
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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There Will Be Blood is a modern American Masterpiece...sorry it wasn't directed by Michael Bay, maybe PT Anderson will put in some hot chicks for you in his next movie...
-RIP-Bleemcast, IGN

Also, as Tabris later pointed out, it needed more viral advertisement and 9/11 exploitation.
I'm going to go weep over culture's grave now.

~Meiko
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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Bastard in a basket!
-unknown

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Utah Chan
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Totally Tabby-sama quotes! *emrockon*

Tabby-sama on Naruto Shippuden:

By the way, does anyone actually know what the hell a "Shippuden" is? Everyone keeps throwing that word around, but I bet it's just like the story of the emperor's new clothes: No one's actually seen it, and it might not even exist. I bet it doesn't exist. Shonen Jump's probably all like "Hey, wanna screw with the Americans? Let's make some of the characters older, wear different outfits, then call it a new series by tacking on a word those crackers don't know! They basically did the same thing with Mucha Lucha, except much lazier!" For all any of you know, "Shippuden" could mean "Poopy Dildo" or "Puppy Molester"! "Gee, sure can't wait until Cartoon Network finally airs Naruto Puppy Molester! I've already read every volume of the Puppy Molester manga, and own all the Puppy Molester merchandise! Now I'm gonna go to IGN and never shut up about how much better Puppy Molester is better than the so-called filler episodes!"

Tabby-sama on How She Move:

Judging from the title, this movie looks like generic crap that tries to milk the "teenage white boy" demographic. Look at it! The grammar's horrible! Gilchrist points it out himself! It sounds like some ignorant, "urban" (that's white person code for "black") garbage. C'mon, aren't black people at least a little offended by this crap? The title might as well been "Lordy, Lordy! Massa Done Gone Out! Let's Do Our Watermelon and Fried Chicken Tap Dance!". (Yeah, you'd probably have to use a very small typeface on the posters.)

Tabby-sama on Fallout 3:

I'm guessing the first person camera is optional, but lemme speak on behalf of the typical Fallout fan (and not us people who are just like the Fallout games): WAA! WAA! WAA! They changed things! Change is bad! Different is bad! This game is gonna bomb because it's not exactly like Fallout 1 in every single way!
Oh, why has no woman ever accepted my seed?!


-Utah-Chan!
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Yum Yum Bunny
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Here's something said on a diabetes video on YouTube:

"There already IS a cure for Type 2....it's called exercising and watching your weight."
Lord, beer me strength.
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Yum Yum Bunny
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Did I mention you can be a complete asshole to everyone if you want?
-Sam Bishop's review of Raw Danger at IGN
Lord, beer me strength.
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Utah Chan
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Tabby-sama on "Anonymous":

Jesus Christ on rye mother fuckin' bread, what's wrong with every person in the English speaking world (except Canada)?!

-Utah-Chan!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding.
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Mimi Tears
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I defy you, Heart Man!
-Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

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"I would like to be Jupiter and kidnap everybody and lie down making love to everybody because I don't know how to express -- it's a question of love."

-Roberto Benigni
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Sweet Raven
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Tabris on Operation Darkness:

"This is a case where graphics don't make the game. Nazi zombies and their anti-Semetic kaijus do."
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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I never reply nor post messages online, but after reading negative reviews on several websites pertaining to this wondeful movie, I've had enough! Sending the wrong message??? Are you serious??? Unbelievable! For you politically brain washed people, WALL-E's message is about love and friendship THAT'S IT!! So please get your heads out of the gutter. But so many of you are so brain washed with messages about obesity, global warming, corporate power, POLITICS, blah, blah, blah! That you've totally closed your minds and "hearts" to the true message behind this film. Are we that fearful that we MAY end up like those people in the cartoon and how Earth may end up?! We are talking about 700 years from now, when WE ALL who are posting nasty comments, will not even be fresh in our graves! What happened to going to the movies and enjoying just that, a movie? This is a children's movie everyone, not a Michael Moore documentary film! I am so sick and tired of society having to take something as sweet and nice as WALL-E and twisting it up to be some kind of "wake up call" or "political" film. Please keep politics out of this people!! Why don't we ask the CHILDREN what they thought of the movie??? Without having an adult giving them there opinions? And see what THEIR response would be. I will guarantee you that THEY noticed and felt that wonderful love between the two robots WALL-E and EVE. My child did and she's only 7! Politics is truly taking over us and many of you are not even realizing it, how sad. Wake up America before it's too late!
-mojicae

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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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The consistent noise starts to sound like someone is raping on the front door.
-from Laura Burrows' rape-tastic review of Half Past Dead

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Mimi Tears
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"I'm sorry I failed you, guys. I promise to consult each and every one of you personally next time to make sure that I give every movie I see the exact star rating or review that you want. I apologize - I forgot that even though I have an opinion of my own, it had better be exactly like yours or else I fail completely."
-Todd Gilchrist

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"I would like to be Jupiter and kidnap everybody and lie down making love to everybody because I don't know how to express -- it's a question of love."

-Roberto Benigni
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Tabris Macbeth
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They were putting their best colon forward.

-Tabris
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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You might be submissive if you watch Roots and wonder why all the black people seem so miserable!
-Tabs, on a BDSM forum (Welcome to the club, buddy!)

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Girl Chaser Meiko
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*blinks* ...Um...

When the economy sucks, then talk about the economy sucking.
-Chris Matthews

~Meiko
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