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Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM (3,200 Views)
Neko Yogurt
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Puro. :3
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Tabris Macbeth
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F-bomb, girls body parts, and different words for poop.
-Decimater83's review of Rogue Warrior (game)

...Somehow, I'm guessing any review is going be able to be summed like this.

-Tabris
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Yum Yum Bunny
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And IGN will give it a 7.0.

Edit: O-M-GAWD, it got a 1.5! That somehow made my day.
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Tabris Macbeth
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I would have automatically docked a point or two for the names of the main characters. "Lightning" ? "Hope" ? "Snow" ? Honestly? Did someone's 8 year old son come up with these? Normally character names are negligible, except when they're so horribly uncreative that grading them down because of it is necessary. If Ferrari made a car called "The Zoom Machine" I'd definitely look the other way.
-Morbid_Corpse on Final Fantasy XIII, WHICH ONLY GOT A 39/40 FROM FAMITSU! THINK IN ABSOLUTES, YOU GODDAMN CHILD MOLESTING MOTHERFUCKERS!

-Tabris
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Yum Yum Bunny
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IGN has become the equivalent of a video game tabloid.
-gambit945, stating the sorry state of the world we live in
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Neko Yogurt
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Oh my god.... someone played Final Fantasy 13 and gave a "39 out of 40?"? Well, I was thinking of buying it, but now I don't know. That is a major concern to me as I only play perfect games.
-simianraticus

I give this quote a 10 out of 10. :P
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Tabris Macbeth
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RE4 and RE5 have the same goddamn "tank" controls as the older RE game...it's the camera that changed.
-Lord_Kthulhu

Dear lord, someone else on this godforsaken planet actually sees the fucking obvious!

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From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
-H.P. Lovecraft, sentence of The Shunned House

And, a couple more from elsewhere on WOAM:

Jesus fucking Christ! There's so little fact checking here that this guy should be Fox News!
-Tabris

...oh, right. I can't compare anyone to Hitler anymore, he's been so cheapened. Thanks for that, people. Thanks for ruining Hitler.
-Tabris
(Great quote for lamenting Godwin's Law, there.)
God bless the USA, and nowhere else!

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Holy fucking shit! It's Light! This was a dark place without ya, man.

...Where's the lame pun emoticon at?

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Tabris Macbeth
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...Wait, wait, wait. One of my posters actually returned? Oh man. I think I've finally broken down. Sure, I've said it plenty of times before, but this is it! This is the big one!

Seriously, nice to have you back, boy-o. And if Cross, Rogsy, and/or Edge are reading this, I miss you guys, too.

-Tabris
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Yes... I will try to stick around this time. I will try to break out of my familiar cycles of visiting websites, leaving, thinking about returning occasionally, and returning much later- at least as far as this forum is concerned.

Also, quotes from an ancient Greek philosopher:

We must envy no one: for the good do not deserve envy and the bad, the more they prosper, the more they injure themselves.
-Epicurus

I think you, with your noted distaste for religious extremists, may enjoy this one-

If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are for ever praying for evil against one another.
-Epicurus

:) It is good to know that I am welcome back here.
edit: Also, it's Christmas. And that's nice. Merry Christmas.
God bless the USA, and nowhere else!

-Nathan from Fallout 3
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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Wow! You're right! handguns fire so slowly in comparison! Why, just the other day, I walked by this bullet floating in mid-air. I bid him good day and he did unto me, and we said our farewells. Afterwhich, after around five minutes, he reached what he was shooting aiming for a split the shopkeeper's head open. Pfft, bullets these days, huh? Not just happy with the surreal ability to talk, they have to go and kill whoever they're heading towards ... what a shame. That bullet could have gone to school, college, and perhaps even university and came out with a doctorate in computer repair, or music technology production, or any number of courses available to young bullets these days. Now that poor bullet is sitting in a jail cell in with the armed robber who fired him :( Such a waste of life ...
-HaniiPuppy

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Do I want to go up? No! I think I'll go down. No, up! Down! Up! Down! Go in the tent. Out of the tent. In the tent. Left. Right. Left. Right. Shakety-shake. Walk around in circles.
Get in the car. Get out of the car.
Go back into tent. Get out of the tent. Go in the tent. Left. Left. Left. Left, just once more! A clue! No more indications on screen that there are more clues? I think I'll just go left and right a few more times just to make sure.

-drawken, commenting on this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gKUZsT7m1U&feature=related
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Utah Chan
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Then Tabby-sama followed that up with this gem of awesome:

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind.
Act like a spazz and waste some time.
Walk around in circles, look left and right.
Waste the viewer's time with all your might!


-Utah-chan!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding.
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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You're entitled to your own opinions, but you're not entitled to your own facts.

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Utah Chan
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Tabby-sama on the missing Berenstain baby:

Whatever happened to that third Berenstain kid? Did Mama have an...wait for it...A-BEAR-TION?

GET IT?! IT'S A PLAY ON THE WORD "ABORTION"! I'M CLEVER!


Yes. Yes, you are. *emobravo*

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Utah Chan
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Yeah, the human body is a disgusting thing and we should all be ashamed of it.
-Tabby-sama

It's ever better out of context! ^_^

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Neko Yogurt
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DDDDEEEEERRREER DEEEERRRR! Covert gay incest porn. DDDDEEEEERRREER DEEEERRRR! :lol:
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Tabris Macbeth
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Did you know child abuse is sexy and will really get you off? Well, you do now!

DDDDEEEEERRREER DEEEERRRR!

Edit: OH GOD, MY EYES! I just noticed for a fraction of a second...a naked dude flashes on the screen.

...Let's see what the other videos are like...

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Imagine how much you'd hate Predator if--instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger--the lead role was played by Urkel. Not the actor who played Urkel, but actual Urkel. Scratch that, you wouldn't be pissed because that movie would fucking rule.

~CCS~
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Utah Chan
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Tabby-sama had something to say about indie gaming...but there was an error, and this is one of those things people get banned for...so here ya go:

So...games should be shorter and easier? Like all that mediocre trash in the mainstream? Yeah...what to say to that...oh, I got it! BULLSHIT. I grew up on games that didn't fuck around and gave you your money's worth. And back then, by the way, most of society thought it was a "waste of time". Nowadays, it's a big business. And to make it bigger, games have gotten easier (so as not to turn off "casual" players) and shorter (less time, less money). (Seriously, does that guy [keynotes speaker at game conference] make shovelware or did he seriously not get out at all?)

As indie game makers, you guys are not supposed to have to follow these bullshit rules. You're supposed to make games YOU want to make, not whatever the ignorant masses want. The independent gaming community is hardly the place for popularity seekers. You want attention, look like a douche bag and talk into a webcam. YouTube makes people like that partners all the time. You wanna do an RPG right, though, you make that fucker 80 hours long and harder than Dick Cheney's cold, black heart.

Oh, and yeah, actually make it GOOD. THAT is the goddamn lesson you need to learn, people. Wading through a short, easy pile of shit is no different than wading through a long, hard pile of shit, 'cus either way, you just waded through a pile of shit.


Tabby-sama speaks hard, bony truths.

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Tabris Macbeth
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In case you didn't get the vibe I was sending out there, I love long games. Long games are something you put some real investment in. No one wants to put any real investment in anything anymore. Not in anything. That, of course, would require actual work and...God forbid...actually make you get out of this comfort zone everyone lives in nowadays. Nowadays, the internet provides people with (the illusion of, at least) the kind of "comfort zone" formly known only to really rich egomaniacs, like Michael Jackson. Someone says something you don't want to hear? Delete them and block them! You, too, now have the power to live in an echo chamber devoid of challenges and personal developement!

Another thing that pisses me off? "Grinding". Back in my day, we called that gameplay. Y'know why? Go on, take a wild-ass guess! It's because it was gameplay. RPGs are based on stats and rolling virtual dice. That leaves only two routes to go with: Make it tough, require players to invest actual time and effort, and give being a boss or tough enemy an actual sense of accomplishment. Or, and this is the rough modern games often go, don't challenge the player, let them breeze through, and hope that the plot set-up you so pretentiously call a "story" can carry your featherweight game.

...Huh. This is good stuff. More later. Maybe.

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Tabris Macbeth
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Genetically modifying something to grow bigger does NOTHING AT ALL to the nutritional value, because this is real life and not a movie that cautions against the horrors of genetic Frankensteins. And obesity isn't a disease. It's a bunch of people who have it so easy, that they do nothing all day but sit at their computers and bitch about shit that don't understand while they suck down twinkies and block whoever challenges their dumbass crap.

God, I hate people on the internet.

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I'm glad America won the Cold War. Now I can waste company time by dicking around and calling in sick when I feel like skipping work! Instead of being forced to work or executed, I'll only get fired eventually!
-Tabby-sama on Capitalism, Jesus' favorite -ism

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