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Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM (3,199 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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"They said, "What do you think about Mickey Mouse? Would you be interested in doing a Mickey Mouse game?" And I said, "No! Because I don't do games for kids. You've done an incredibly good job of making Mickey lame and irrelevant to anybody over the age of eight over the last 30 years. I don't do games for kids." They said, "No, no, no! We want someone to reinvigorate this character, reinvent this character." I literally said: "You know, this is probably impossible, we're probably going to fail. I'm in.""
— Warren Spector signing on for something very few people could possibly predict

...Wow. How fucking horrible is Epic Mickey going to be? "You've done an incredibly good job of making Mickey lame and irrelevant to anybody over the age of eight over the last 30 years"? Are you fucking kidding me?

"Mickey and Minnie go on a picnic? Fuck that shit! What's that have to do with healthcare reform? And why isn't Mickey going green while playing Guitar Hero on his XBox 360?"

-Tabris
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Sweet Raven
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I think that I serve that purpose for some writers, and that’s a good thing. Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. ... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn.
-Stephen King, what he said outloud

Hellfire in a monkey's ass, that Meyer woman is less successful and critically acclaimed than I am! Also, apparently many tiny, squeeing humans are attracted to this "Edward Cullen," even as they still fail to realise the delicate charms of Pennywise the Clown! Damn these youthful females and their easy seduction by this defanged, glittering... GLITTERING! That's another thing! Her vampires are so much sparklier and more scintillating than the ones in Salem's Lot! Like shiny pretty diamonds, they are, and it makes me turn red with anger and green with ENVY! Why, I just might track her down right now, show her my face, and wish her a MERRY fucking CHRISTMAS!
-Stephen King, what he said in his mind
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Blondie Black
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"My fellow Americans. I am a gothloli. That is to say, I am lolita who likes Gothic fashions..."
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Utah Chan
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Yes, you are very, very bad. Did you have good toilet?

-Utah-chan!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding.
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Utah Chan
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Tabby smacks down racial apologist...ism...igy...ism...ists:

"'U' are a fucking moron. You do realize that the Native Americans weren't magical, right? And that if you're not over slavery, you're just an asshole using that as an excuse to blame someone else for your problems? Blacks, Native Americans, they were all just as bad as anyone else. They are- get this, kid- PEOPLE, and not in any way special.

Now go back to school, you illiterate fuck. You're embarrassing yourself."


TABBY-SMACK! ^_^

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Tabris Macbeth
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You're not helping.

Anyway, I don't care if the other guy's David fucking Duke (the other guy actually seemed to know what he was talking about, by the way), if you talk like a fucking retard, pretend that white American colonialists invented slavery and genocide (spoiler alert: THEY VERY FUCKING DIDN'T), and make real shitty arguments while still acting like you're right beyond a shadow of a doubt, I'm not taking your side.

By the way, Michael Moore apparently never read the Bill of Rights and thinks the NRA is just a front for the Ku Klux Klan.

...Okay, maybe he has a point with latter...

-Tabris
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Sweet Raven
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"You kidding! I had no idea smoking, drinking, a lack of exercise, and a poor diet could lead to premature death! I should stop smoking, stop drinking, start exercising and eat right. I mean everyone hears this everywhere, even myself, but I haven't found it credible until now. My doctor told me, my teachers told me, family and friends told me, I've even read pamphlets on this stuff but all of that has no clout over a web article that repeats things I've heard for years."
-A. Baxter

"Its my life my body to do as i wish with , no one has the right to tell me what I can and can't put in it. Prohibition dictates that. So if smoking , drinking , eating the wrong foods kills me who's at fault for that ! Drug abuse will kill you and we prohibit that , lets prohibit all these things and let the government dictate our lives like they all ready do. Oh but wait Obama's health care plan will save us!"
-Scott420

Both on the same article, which had absolutely nothing at all to do with Obama or government healthcare plans.
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Prohibition? What? I...what?

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Yum Yum Bunny
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Stupid government, telling me what to do! Saying I can't murder people or commit arson! Typical big government!
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Sweet Raven
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"Oh good. I was hoping we'd get to see a WereTigress with 4 rows of breasts. That was one of the few things I still needed to do before I died. Thank You."
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Sweet Raven
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"Oh excrement, did you see that motherfornacating car? It just moved, dude. It just flew in the procreating air and tried to seriously injure me. Where the intercourse is my loving damned wife? This flashlight's a piece of defication!"

By the way, Alan Wake will be rated "T". What's with that excrement?
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Utah Chan
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Fornication! :angry:

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Sweet Raven
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"Who the fuck is Remedy? What have they done that's so special? Max Payne? Am I supposed to be impressed? This game will be as good in terms of scores as Heavy Rain AT BEST. Alan Wake can suck my balls, I've been forcefed images of him with that damn flashlight for like 2+years."

Emphasis mine.
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Tabris Macbeth
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"This is the most portentous peace of bullshit I've ever read. And I've read Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Our life is built on repetition, breathing eating, drinking. But then again these are necessity, so is childhood, something I don't think Michael understands. But et me put it this way. Sex, is sex, is sex, but you still do it. You can add role playing, or bondage, but the act remains the same. More or less. I feel as though I should mention that sex, on an individual level, is not necessary, but it is as a species."

From this:

http://wii.ign.com/articles/108/1088891p1.html

...Yeah, I got a few things to say about this shit.

-Tabris
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And speaking of sex:

"Ricky is a real sex maniac cat... He can't content himself with the town kittens, he rides everything !"

~CCS~
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Utah Chan
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"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
-Tabby-sama

-Utah-chan!
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Oh God, that's awesome. That's my new sig. Anyway...

"DYNAMITE! I'm cooking with gas! I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad! Yeah, that's your spinal cord, baby! Dig it! Who's the man! I'm the man! I'm a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!"

~CCS~
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Sweet Raven
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"That's right, Superman defeated the Klan."
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Blondie Black
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"No, JFK, who went undercover as a Klansman to obtain information, defeated the Klan. He simply passed the info on to Superman."
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"I think I saw something in that paragraph... Kinda between the lines.

Oh my...

>Plain ol' lesbian sex has very little interest for me. It's ALL ABOUT THE COCK an amusing story that's been playing around in my mind for a while..."


It really is all about cock. Jay Naylor draws scary-detailed animal cocks. Also, when you prefer animal dudes getting butt fingered over chicks making out...yeah.

~CCS~
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Tabris Macbeth
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Well, he is a living straw conservative (which is to say nowadays, he's just a plain ol' mainstream conservative), after all. I'd be 100% sure, though, if he openly bashed gays.

...Yeah, Jay Naylor is a neo-con (I'm sorry, regular conservative), an Objectivist...and he gets off on borderline beastiality.

Right, then.

-Tabris
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Correction: Gets off on borderline homoerotic beastiality instead of chicks.

Seriously, Naylor, just fuckin' draw gay furry porn already. Your love of animal cocks and assholes can't get much clearer. Look at your own first commission, for Christ's sake (NSFW):

http://dammitfreehaven.com/fisk/src/127413237959.jpg

~CCS~
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Sweet Raven
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Here's what Jay Naylor had to say about Iron Man 2, shortly before beginning work on his underwater city:

"Iron Man 2 plot theme: trouble begins when the gov tries to sieze Stark's property and genius. No bad."

When the government becomes concerned about the guy with the super robot armor, it's all about Objectivism. Good grief.
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Sweet Raven
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"I'm not afraid of Splice because I'm not scared of little girls with cancer."
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Utah Chan
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Tabby-sama slaps the Dragon Age "Sex and Violence" trailer:

Nothing says mature fantasy like "This is The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson.

TABBY-SLAP!

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