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Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM (3,198 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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...Anyway, from MDickie's game Hard Time:

Hard Time is an extremely sophisticated simulation of life in prison.

http://v2.lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Prophet/U...2012/index.html

USODA!

-Tabris
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Tabris Macbeth
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MDickie does not know what words are:

World War Alpha is both a strategic and live action war game. In order to get the most out of both worlds (note: What?) , please familiarize yourself with the instruction manuals provided. They can always be found in the directory of the game once installed...

He also thinks every paragraph is supposed to end with an a goddamn elipses. Good freakin' lord...

AW, DAMNIT!

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Paheal: pages and pages of animu shit with only one minute detail difference between pictures.

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Finally a president that swears like the rest of us.

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Utah Chan
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Tabby-sama will not "Get Ur Good On":

I'm not getting anything on until you learn to spell, you ignorant fucks.

TABBY SLAP!

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Utah Chan
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More Tabbage:

THE HUMANS MUST BE USING SOME KIND OF GUN THAT BRIBES WITH PILLS!

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Utah Chan
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Rachel Maddow says all Americans own the oil slick in the Gulf. Tabby-sama calls that bullpoopy:

How the fuck do we collectively own this? I sure as hell don't own it. I'm not the one who fucked up what could have been a perfectly safe rig by being a greedy horse's ass. I didn't take bribes to ignore that a rig wasn't safe. I didn't mindless chant "Drill, baby, drill!" like a complete retard. I didn't preach hope and change, then stab everyone who believed me in the back. And neither did you, Maddow. I know liberal guilt makes (you feel) like a martyr and all, but...just shut up.

TABBY-SLAP!

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I'd also like to point out I live on the west coast, so this is so not my problem. The oil would either have to fly thousands of miles of the rest of the country, or get around South America or the North Pole. Either way, it has a damn long trip before I shed a tear and lament about how man cannot live in harmony with nature and all it's violent, poisonous, rape-happy creatures.

And even then, I don't own the goddamn spill because I had nothing to do with it! It's easy to blame the people responsible...because they're fucking responsible!

RABBLEFRABBLE! *emobadwords*

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Too many Poes on Youtube...damn.
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M. Night Shamalongadingdong's "The Last Air Bender" is a botched abortion of directing.

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Tabris Macbeth
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Amusing... since everyone has a different opinion of fun. Take michael vick for instance, he thinks its fun to beat and kills dogs... Are you suggesting YOU like to beat and kill dogs?

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lol
-Baldman on the arrest of K.P. Bath for child pornography

Hold up...child pornography? K.P. Bath?! Are ya fuckin' kidding me?! *awesome*

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Anyone who touches a child in any way shoud be castrated!!!!!!!
-AJH-1983005 on the same topic

Would you believe it gets crazier? 'cus it got crazier.

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Not to judge a book by its cover...ahem..but take one look at this guys photo and the fact he is an author of a children's series of books and you could kind of foresee this happening.

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Pedo-stache?

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...Yes.
I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady.
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Yeah I buy ballgags on a whim every now and then. They're kinda like umbrellas in a way; if you don't keep one handy you're going to need one.

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Tabris Macbeth
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...Anyway, from MDickie's game Hard Time:

Hard Time is an extremely sophisticated simulation of life in prison.

http://v2.lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Prophet/U...2012/index.html

USODA!

-Tabris

Hey, Tabris Macbeth, i hear you've been having trouble with Tabris Macbeth? I can take care of him if you want? Just give me $310 and he'll never bother you again!

(edit) Also, "I picked rape as my crime, it's the middle of the road in badness. No, really." -Daeren, Let's Play You Testament 2 (Hard Time)

"And it's even better out of context!" -me


Note that the intended way to attribute that is "me", giving yourself credit no matter who you actually are.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple unicorn pony in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on friendship rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Tabris Macbeth
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That actually happened to me once. Yes, I paid. Yes, played out exactly how you'd think it would. I paid someone to kick my own ass.

And yes, attempted murder really is more hardcore than successful rape. I've been informed at least a few times.

Anyway...

From now on, let's shove the remote control of maturity up our ass instead.

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Edited rule34: If it exists, there is porn of it, but don't draw porn of a three year old girl fused with a dog. That's just wrong.

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Tabris Macbeth
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Why the fuck does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't even have a fucking job.

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He's a fucking cat. He eats lasagna, drinks coffee, and hates mondays. That's gold Jerry, gold I tell you!
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HONKYS EAT THE FUCK OUT OF CHICKEN AND WATERMELON! GO TO ANY STATE FAIR! I EAT CHICKEN AND WATERMELON FULL OF PROTEIN AND NUTRIENTS FOR ME TO FORM A HARD BLACK FIST TO KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF SATAN!

See? I've been saying it for years: Black people are actually Jesus super soliders, and chicken and watermelon release their power limiters. TRUST ME ON THIS!

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My family survived for 4 generations on money earned from spectralized handjobberings.

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