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Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 09:36 AM (3,197 Views)
Utah Chan
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Tabby-Sama's Yandere Child Bride
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Time for Taberisms:

"Oh my God! Hitler and Dilbert's boss had a love child!"

SAUCE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5HWZHEYNAs&NR=1

-Utah-chan!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're bleeding.
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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You all do realize you're bitching about non-existent beings, right?

You also realize that none of this shit translates to real life properly....right?

I mean, you fuckers SHOULD know the difference between a fictional character set in a fictional world and a living, breathing human child....

right?

If so, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FAP


~CCS~
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Mimi Tears
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ACTRESS!
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Super-hypnosis works forever.

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"I would like to be Jupiter and kidnap everybody and lie down making love to everybody because I don't know how to express -- it's a question of love."

-Roberto Benigni
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Emo Chick
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MAKE CIRNO ORGY would be a great name for a metal band.

*awesome*
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Mimi Tears
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ACTRESS!
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What drugs did the developers take while making this game? Its like a fucking combination of rambo, anime, 50 cents "blood in da sand", Call of duty and the movie "Soul plane" SERIOUSLY, NOT EVEN A COMBINATION OF CRYSTAL METH AND COCAINE WOULD GIVE ME ENOUGH IMAGINATION TO CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS! XD
-YourFuhrerHitler's thoughts on Haze

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"I would like to be Jupiter and kidnap everybody and lie down making love to everybody because I don't know how to express -- it's a question of love."

-Roberto Benigni
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I am shocked - SHOCKED, I tell you...

That Chilean Miner was not searcheable on urbandictionary.com.

Oh, yeah, and Duke Nukem being playable is odd too.


~CCS~
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Sweet Raven
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Glenn Beck's rally was large, vague, moist, and undirected—the Waterworld of white self-pity.
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Emo Chick
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Damn those gun-damn ripoffs. Damn, them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH1X2UmSt4M&feature=sub
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Utah Chan
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Taberism time:

"I'm gonna go write Chainsaw Robo-Beast Wrestling fanfiction now, and it's gonna be a crossover with the Gun-damns."

-Utah-chan!
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Tabris Macbeth
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1.Starbarians Teaser, by HappyHarry
KaelaNekosune said: ".............."


Don'tcha just love Newgrounds, folks?

-Tabris
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4

And we're going to win this election... or I'm going to go live... IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
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"I have three things to say today. First, while you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases caused by malnutrition. Second, most of you don't give a shit. What's worse is that you're more upset about the fact that I said shit than the fact that 30,000 kids died last night."
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I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady.
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Starwind
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After you're done searching for Erin's e-porn, meet me back in the Pillar of Hate.

-Tabris


That should be an everday phrase.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple unicorn pony in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on friendship rock. I need scissors! 61!
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"It's hard to believe any citizen of our country would wish to buy such a thoroughly un-British game."

Wiki up "Medal of Honor (2010 video game)" for more dumbass, if not as funny, bullshit.

~CCS~
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Tabris Macbeth
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"You may not be wrong, but you sure as hell ain't right."

-Tabris
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Sweet Raven
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The movie looks like a bunch of pale, goth, Ottowa Junior College Acting School rejects collected their spare change, stole a crappy home video camera and decided to make a movie.
-seth_milligan on Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Utah Chan
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Tabby-sama on Snooki:

"Suddenly, the Nazis kinda seem like they had some good ideas. I think humanity would be better off without the existence of these ganguro girl/Oompa-Loompa hybrids."

-Utah-chan!
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Tabris Macbeth
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"50 cent words may work in high school papers. Not so much in video game articles."

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Unintentional comedy is the best kind of comedy because unintentional comedy doesn't stop......until everybody commits suicide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXvpDoGrRGU

Apparently, global warming will spontaneously combust all plants, but it will somehow give animals the ability to being cripplingly, suicidally depressed.

~CCS~
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Tabris Macbeth
Oct 17 2010, 07:21 PM
"50 cent words may work in high school papers. Not so much in video game articles."

-Tabris

"50 Cent" words, however, work in neither, unless of course the review pertains to one of his games, or the paper is about him. Even then, don't go overboard with them.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple unicorn pony in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on friendship rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Utah Chan
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Marvin Gaye is dead. His dad killed him in '84. So explaining anything to him may prove problematic, his being corpsified and all.
-Comment from the MOST RACIST COUNTY FAIR AD EVER FOREVER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9M86FPDRg...layer_embedded#!

-Utah-chan!
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I love the fact that in any, video with a black person, people feel obligated to talk about racial stuffs or to come and say "nigger". That's really funny...or not.

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Sweet Raven
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ohh insert # of people who disliked the video and unwitty remark then wait for thumbs up
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Tabris Macbeth
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"Learn to calculate scores IGN, three 5's, a 7 and an 8 a 7.5 do not make. Even if you put weight in different categories you can't justify it."

These are my absolute favorite comments because even though IGN screams at the top of their lungs that the overall score is not an average of the scores from graphics, presentation, ect. we still get the privilege of reading them.


-Tabris
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Are you telling me there's someone out there, jacking off to people that burp
loudly, be they at home, at a restaurant, or any other haven of eatery?


~C~
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