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Welcome to the apartment from Hell; Someone's gonna pay...
Topic Started: Aug 20 2006, 10:22 AM (569 Views)
crosseyedrevolution
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"... And here it is. Other than that there's not much else that you need to know, so, ah..."
"I got it from here." *Slam!*
"Oh...uh, okay."

After dealing with the imbecile that was the manger of this shit-hole of a complex, Crosseyed didn't need the added stress that simply looking at her new 'house' afforded her.

"You've got to be kidding..."

The apartment was in a horrifying condition. The wallpaper was peeling off in chunks, and the water that was dripping from the ceiling was an odd brown color, the furniture was torn apart and the bed was stained with something terrifying. Due to the state of the main part of the apartment, Crosseyed didn't want to even think about looking into the door that contained the bathroom.

"Someone's gonna pay..."
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Chesire Cat Syndrome
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Chesire casually walks into Crosseyed's..."quaint" abode, taking pictures to satisfy her sick, vouyeristic curiousity. Apparently, it's becoming a habit of hers to just break into people's homes for kicks.
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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Sweet Raven
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"Hey, you got that from an episode Daria, didn't you?"
Suddenly, Raven realizes she's somehow been magically transported from her home to Crosseyed's.
While still clad in only a towel.
She quietly and quickly excuses herself.
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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crosseyedrevolution
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:blink: Is anyone else confused? Or is it just me?

Not that I'm complaining... But... Um... Just what are you gonna do with those pictures?
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Sweet Raven
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I don't think we want to know...

Hey, how did I get back in here?
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Same way I got in here.

*Rogue's reclining on a couch, flipping through a magazine found on Cross-eyed's table*

Mm, Keira.
"It's all good, all the time"
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crosseyedrevolution
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Hey! No looking through my dirty mags!
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*Peers up from over the top of said mag*

...But... but... but....

... Aw... *sets it aside and goes to get a snack*
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crosseyedrevolution
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I'm surronded by crazy people.
*shakes head*
Oh, well. At least there's Keira!
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Rogue Girl
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Keira: Actually, I'm late for a movie shoot. Pirates 3 and all that. Ta ta!

*Keira poofs out of the room*
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crosseyedrevolution
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No! Keira! Come back to me!
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Tabris just walks in like he owns the joint, because he knows women can smell fear.
"Um," he blushes, "Hydra kinda...crashed into the roof, so...you might experience a little cave-in problem..."
For dramatic effect, he then exits by jumping out a window.

-Tabris
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crosseyedrevolution
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This really is turning out to be the "apartment from Hell". Anyone want to buy it? I think I'd much rather live in that cardboard box on the street corner... seems alot less, well, Hellish.
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Maybe you could stay with me and Bunny! (Bunny looks at her, mouth wide open) What? It would be just like those movies I showed you!
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Heh. Sleepovers! w00t!
But my box... It looks so cozy. :D
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Following old traditions, Chesire eggs Crosseyed's...box.
In the nude.
"God, Ganguro girls creep me out. They look like some kind of unholy racist clown whores."
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