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The Home of Androgynous Lesbianism; Please leave your decency at the door.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2006, 01:28 AM (571 Views)
rogaldorn3
Gettin' Hooked
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A small, worryingly phallic tower sits inconspicuously on a small little hill. It's tall, slim, and pointed, and coloured a pale pi- yeah, that's be pushing it, huh? Okay, it's whaever colour concrete is. Yeah.

In any case, inside the tower is a single, long curving stair-case that reaches a platform near the top of the tower. Here is a bed, lots of pink and blue drapes, a pink and blue carpet, a bath and shower unit thing, and the biggest stack of porn that it is legal to own. THe walls of the tower are worryingly similar to that scene in the matrix where Keanu Reeves is on EVERY TV, but it's lots of different lesbian porn stuff instead.

Curled up upstairs is a small, pale, androgynous thing. It waves at anyone who, in their twisted insanity, actually CHOOSES to come here.
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crosseyedrevolution
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Sup.
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Porn! Yay!
It is a Tale told by an Idiot; Full of Sound and Fury, signifying Nothing.
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Neko Yogurt
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Catgirl Extraordinaire!
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Neko and Bunny stare up at the unusually shaped tower.
"I'll give you a dollar if you touch it." giggles Neko.
"You're talking about the tower, right?" says Bunny.
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"Dude, we're gonna check it anyway, right? Probably just cookies. Cookies shaped like little boobies."
-Beast Boy, "Opened Mind, Closed Heart"
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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Yuriko finally manages to free herself from Pluto's orbit, but now finds herself on top of...
"Good lord! What is this?!"

~Meiko
I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady.
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Neko Yogurt
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"Bunny!" Neko giggles, "It looks she's- Bunny? Bunny, where are going?"
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"Dude, we're gonna check it anyway, right? Probably just cookies. Cookies shaped like little boobies."
-Beast Boy, "Opened Mind, Closed Heart"
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Yum Yum Bunny
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Edible Bunny
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"Wait," she says to Neko "Weren't you just in Pluto orbit? And...Club Date Rape..."
Lord, beer me strength.
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rogaldorn3
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Rogaldorn3, the aforementioned androgynous waif, sticks his/her (delete whichever is appropriate) head out the tower window, and glances up at Yuriko.

"Um... Why are you straddling the tower?"
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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"This isn't what it looks like!" she pleads, "I was caught in Pluto's orbit while trying to retrieve my cat, and I got caught on your tower! I'm sure you hear that a lot, but it's true!"

~Meiko
I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady.
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rogaldorn3
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Rogsy sighs.
"Oh, dear. Another one? I've had about six people say that to me already, this week. I only just moved in, for crying out loud!"

Deciding not to leave the poor dear stranded on it's tower, it walks outside carrying a ladder, and helps her down.
"Did you find your cat, by the way?" it asks absent-mindedly.
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Girl Chaser Meiko
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"Here she is!" Yuriko says, plucking Kiko as she floats by.
Only to get knocked off her phallic perch by the local Fox satellite, which also gets caught in orbit as it floats by, tethered to half-deflated balloons.

~Meiko
I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady.
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rogaldorn3
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Rogsy watches her fall. In true anime fashion, it sweatdrops, before leaning the ladder against the wall of it's massive house and offering a hand to help her up. "Bloody Fox," it growls. "Are you all right?"
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Tabris Macbeth
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The Baddest Ass
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ROGSY! (glomps) You're back! Nice to have you back, you little whatever you are!

-Tabris
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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Neko Yogurt
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Rogsy's back! Snogsies for Rogsy! ^_^
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"Dude, we're gonna check it anyway, right? Probably just cookies. Cookies shaped like little boobies."
-Beast Boy, "Opened Mind, Closed Heart"
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rogaldorn3
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Aww, shucks. S'up guys!

Oh, and since I appear to have gotten your owndrous attention..

*inhales deeply*

I'M WRITING A BOOK!

Thank you. Good night.

*wanders off*
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Tabris Macbeth
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The Baddest Ass
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(squeals) OH MY GOD! Details, girlfriend!

(blink)

Um...

-Tabris
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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rogaldorn3
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...Um... Tabris? I think I sent my first rteply as a report...

*squees in fear*
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Tabris Macbeth
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The Baddest Ass
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...Dang it! How do I see reports?! Gotta look that up...

-Tabris
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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