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Topic Started: December 17, 2013, 8:10 pm (49 Views)
Stephanie McMahon
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[rainbow]For six months, the world has watched on as a war has been waged for supremacy between World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling but tonight at Survivor Series things were really going to come to a head and it seemed unlikely that both promotions would be able to survive the historic 100-Man All Out Brawl, there had to be...a sole survivor. The most famous arena in the world, Madison Square Garden, was packed to capacity with a ravenous WWE Universe, who were eager to see (what they hoped would be) the demise of the TNA Rebellion.



“No Chance In Hell” brought the PA system to life and it was greeted by a chorus of welcoming cheers from the WWE Universe. All attention was still on the stage, awaiting the arrival of the Chairman of the Board who seemed to be in no hurry, when we saw the figure of who we, at first, presumed to be Mr. McMahon himself. As the cameras came in closer we could see it wasn't him at all but instead Jeff Jarrett. The King of the Mountain mimicked Mr. McMahon, wearing a suit, and strutting with a swing in his arms. He wore an obvious tired gray wig of hair on his head, had a wide mischievous grin on his face as the fans booed him and he had a microphone in hand.

chairman impersonator ★ JEFF JARRETT
SHUUUUTTTT UPPP!!!!!

The fans reacted in mixed fashion as Jarrett was sure to push as much bass into his voice as he possibly could.

chairman impersonator ★ JEFF JARRETT
Because I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, am going to bring out the Superstars I hand-picked to be your heroes! Whom I've shoved down your throats, regardless of whether they're talented or not, for years and years! And who tonight will lead Team WWE to victory just because...well...BECAUSE I SAID SO DAMMIT! So gentlemen...come on out!

“Mr. McMahon” started making strides down the ramp, arms swinging, as then...



“Here Comes The Money” next hit and out came Shane O'Mac's impersonator...none other than Jake Skate! He too wore a wig over his head and was dressed in trademark ring attire, including a name marked jersey which read on the back “Shane O'Crap”. The Skater Boy relished in his role as The Prodigal Son with an energetic Shane O dance on the stage, with a moonwalk thrown in, while we saw Jack Simpson emerge on the stage, sporting a shaggy blonde wig, Skater Boy Junior playing the role of the youngest McMahon.

chairman impersonator ★ JEFF JARRETT
My sons...Shane and Shaun!

He joined his dad's dance with a twerk before they headed down to the ring. Skate kept up the energetic movements, only to trip and fall on his ass. Titters of laughter came from the WWE Universe as Jack was forced to help his father up just as our attention was taken back up the ramp...



Alberto Del Rio's entrance music played and we saw a very tatty banged up old motor pull up beside the ramp. We heard the sound of something exploding as a chain of smoke came from the back exhaust and as the old banger came to a stop, the front bumper fell off. The driver door opened up (and subsequently fell off to the floor) and out stepped Amazing Red dressed head to toe to mock Alberto Del Rio but instead of a nice and clean white scarf draped around his shoulders, it was a tatty old looking one with holes in it.

chairman impersonator ★ JEFF JARRETT
Allbbeerrttooooooooooooo dellllllllllllllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio!

Red wore a wide pearly white grin on his face as he made his way to the ring and then...



The Undertaker's infamous gongs were heard and the lights went down. A blue hue washed over Madison Square Garden as smoke appeared like a ghostly apparition on the stage. A figure emerged in a black hooded robe and the camera slowly came close enough so that we could just about see that it was Christopher Daniels portraying The Phenom in this parody.

chairman impersonator ★ JEFF JARRETT
About to make his way into the ring in approximately 77 minutes...THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERRRTAKKERRRRR!

In true mockery, Daniels seemed to take a life time to get to the ring, to the point Skate had apparently fallen asleep against the ropes by the time he actually got into the ring. Next...



“If Ya Smell” bellowed throughout Madison Square Garden and out came Samoa Joe, mimicking The People's Champion himself. He wore an amused smile on his face coupled with sunglasses and a sparkly jacket and leather pants. He made confident strides down to the ring but before he'd enter the squared circle...he stopped in his tracks, telling everybody to hold everything. He pulled out a cellphone and brought it up to his ear, apparently taking a phone call. When he finished, he put his hands up apologetically to Jarrett and headed back up the ramp to disappear backstage.

boy wonder impersonator ★ JAKE SKATE
Ladies and gentlemen, it appears as if The Rock has had to leave us, again...I guess when Hollywood calls!

Skate smirked devilishly as next...



“Cult of Personality” took over the PA system this time and the WWE Universe were left wondering who was going to come out mocking CM Punk. They didn't have to wonder for long because out came AJ Styles in CM Punk attire, including a hoody with the hood up and upon emerging on the stage, he turned around so we could read that on the back of the hoody it read: “Not too bad in the world”. The Phenomenal One then turned on his heels, headed for the ring, talking trash at the fans as he went.

chairman impersonator ★ JEFF JARRETT
Care now, WWE Universe! You don't want to get in this man's face! He'll change wrestling forever by cutting an unscripted pipebomb on ya'!

Styles smirked as he made his way into the ring and then...



“Voices” was next to come over the PA system and out came Samoa Joe, back in on the game, only this time he was impersonating The Viper, having lost the “Hollywood” attire, and seemed to be dripping from head to toe in baby oil.

boy wonder impersonator ★ JAKE SKATE
And now the man who is only in the WWE 'cause of his daddy, and the fact the marines booted his ass on out...RAANDDYYY ORTON! ...oops, too soon?

He dripped his way into the ring and all of the TNA Rebellion looked rather smug with their parodies, the WWE Universe at this point booing loudly. Before another word was going to be said, however...



John Cena's entrance music hit and it seemed to take the TNA Rebellion off guard, as if their parody was over and they weren't expecting to be joined by somebody ripping Cena. All became clear as The Cenation Commander, the real one, emerged on the stage. The fans cheered loudly as Cena stood there with the WWE Championship belt draped over his shoulder and he had a microphone in hand. He wore an amused smile on his face.

cenation commander ★ JOHN CENA
Well, this is...interestin'. You boys should be preparin' for the fight of your lives and you're out here playin' fun and games. Each to their own, I guess, but I can't help but wonder...where's my parody?

Cena offered a cheesy grin as the fans cheered, they would have liked to see that, and he encouraged them to make more noise by holding out his arms questioningly. Each of the Superstars in the ring wanted to be the one to respond to The Cenation Commander but it was The Skater Boy who told the gang to let him do the talking and he stepped toward the ropes, microphone in hand.

the skater boy ★ JAKE SKATE
Awww Johnny, is someone feeling all left out? Awww buddy! The truth is, and I hate to be the one to break it to you, but...you just ain't relevant anymore, Johnny!

The fans reacted in mixed fashion, boos dominating though.

the skater boy ★ JAKE SKATE
It's true! The Internet told me so!

This comment prompted some cheers from certain members of the WWE Universe. Cena continued to showcase an amused smile, adjusting the WWE Championship belt over his shoulder.

cenation commander ★ JOHN CENA
I'm sure it did, Jake. And I have only four words for you and the Internet: the champ is here.

The WWE Universe cheered loudly but The Skater Boy only offered a grin, bringing up his TNA Championship into view.

the skater boy ★ JAKE SKATE
But Johnny, what will your precious WWE title be worth when there's no more WWE?! It'll be worth about as much as a Justin Harmony DVD release...nothing at all, that's what!

Cena continued to smile and nodded his head, some of the fans laughing at the Harmony reference.

cenation commander ★ JOHN CENA
I'm sure not going to stand here and argue a Justin Harmony DVD is worth anymore than the garbage in my trash can. But one thing I'll sure as hell argue is that the WWE dies tonight 'cause -

the skater boy ★ JAKE SKATE
Oh Johnnyboo, let us guess...is this the part where you cut a passionate promo about how you're going to save the day like you always do?! C'mon man, you should by know by now that your Super Cena routine don't wash with me! I'm your BFF, remember! And besides, if you really think about it...it's not going to be our faults that WWE dies. We're not the bad guys here!

The TNA Superstars shook their heads, in agreement with Skate.

the skater boy ★ JAKE SKATE
We didn't start this! You brought this all on yourself, John, so what irony it's gonna be that when we drive WWE into the ground in this All Out Brawl tonight...it'll be nobody's fault but John Cena's! Let's face facts, Johnny, I know you and how much you love this company...that's gonna hurt in the morning, ain't it? When the reason it's gone is your fruity pebble ass! Oh my, how will you ever live with the guilt, John?

A slightly more serious expression formed on the face of the WWE Champion.

cenation commander ★ JOHN CENA
If you really wanna face facts, Jake, besides the fact that Amazing Red was right the first time when he said you were a backstabber waiting to happen...

The fans let out an “oooh” as Red and Skate shared a brief moment of eye contact.

cenation commander ★ JOHN CENA
...the fact is that, tonight, even if I'm the last man left fighting for WWE, I will never give up and I will never back down! The fact is that when you battle us in this All Out Brawl you're not going to find yourselves up against the ego maniacal Chairman of a billion dollar corporation, you're not even going to find yourselves up against a rich Mexican aristocrat, a Viper or even a Hollywood movie star...the fat is that what you are going to be up against is 50 men and women who simply love this business and will stop at nothing to preserve it. And so on behalf of each and every one of them, I say this to the TNA Rebellion: if you want some...COOOOME GETTTT SOOOME!

The fans cheered as the TNA Superstars eyed one another, amused.

the skater boy ★ JAKE SKATE
Oh, I think we want some Johnny...so what's to stop us hauling ass up there right now and making an early “impact”?!

The TNA Rebellion looked set to exit the ring and get the party started early when the other 49 WWE Superstars in the WWE Army emerged by his sides. Cena smiled confidently and the fans cheered enthusiastically, leaving the TNA Superstars to only shout trash, sourly. The TNA Rebellion was going to “come get some” but would it survive the All Out Brawl? Tune into Survivor Series to find out![/rainbow]
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