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| Casi Delasy | Nov 18 2012, 02:45 AM Post #1 |
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Welcome to the first round of "Who Wants to be An Immigrant?" which is kindly sponsored by Farmer Ahab's Blubber Nuggets! Mmm! They're chewy! Rules are simple. Rounds go on for a number of days before finally crossing the border. The playing field is a square of one mile. Use any forms of transport, weapons, etc., even destroy the field! But everything respawns. Awards will be given out for the most creative RPing. Start heading for that border! |
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| CoS | Nov 18 2012, 05:28 AM Post #2 |
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Jimmy see's a wheat harvester, which sparks an interesting thought. What if he got in, an used it to run the blockade of border police? How queer! So Jimmy, will you go for that harvester, or the shotgun out in the open field? |
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| Casi Delasy | Nov 18 2012, 01:55 PM Post #3 |
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*charges the border on a racehorse before falling off when it trips on a molehill* |
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| CoS | Nov 19 2012, 11:06 AM Post #4 |
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Jimmy goes for the harvester, attempting to launch himself into the cabin, and failing miserably by hitting his head on a metal bar between him and the cockpit. Jimmy got up after he stopped throwing up, and climbed into the cabin like any normal, semi-conscious person would. After another stint of puking, Jimmy attempted to hot-wire the engine, which ended in Jimmy producing more smoke than a coal-plant at 6:00 PM. He eventually gets his wits back, and begins to drive the harvester, which isn't driving in the normal sense of the word , as he felt he was going to blackout. It's been a bad day to be Jimmy. Luckily, Jimmy doesn't black-out, instead making it along a field to the border police checkpoint. Jimmy attempts to intimidate the police, by heading straight for the policeman occupying a gap. The policeman calls Jimmy's bluff, and rightly so, or he would've been, had Jimmy not chosen that particular moment to black-out, locking the harvester on it's course and jamming down the accelerator. The policeman tries to call Jimmy's bluff, until it was too late. Jimmy wake up, seeing he was almost at the border, yet he was confused as to why there was jam everywhere. On later inspection, Jimmy would find out it was in fact jam, after which he would faint; the old fashion way. This was because of the shock of thinking it was jam, having a sneaking suspicion it was blood and finding out your worst nightmare was false. He later found blood all over the axle, after this escapade. Jimmy drove the harvester towards the border, seeing only this major hill, then freedom. Now, the thing about hills are they always look shallower when you're looking at them than when you're actually on them. Jimmy's harvester flipped, using the rotating blades to accidentally dig Jimmy back to the start. Edited by CoS, Nov 19 2012, 11:09 AM.
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