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Majority Party: Conservative Party
Total seats: 329


56th Session of Parliament



Speaker of Parliament
John Bercow

Lords of Parliament
The Viscount Winston (CON)
The Viscount Bennett (LAB)

Members of Parliament
Sir George Young, Bt. (CON)
Susan Marks (LAB)

Majority: Conservative Party
Loyal Opposition: Labour Party



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A Visit to Augustin
Topic Started: Aug 28 2014, 09:27 PM (651 Views)
Henry Stewart
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*A messenger from the Duke of Somerset arrives at Augustine Bennett's location. The messenger has the traditional working class accent of the countryside farming tenant. The accent was developed on order of His Grace the Duke of Somerset, who wanted a good old laugh, in order to distinguish the countryside working class from the working class in the towns.*

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"'Ello, my loveeer. I come bearing a message from 'is Grace the Duke of Zooomerzzeet."
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Henry Stewart
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Admiral The Rt Hon His Grace the Duke of Somerset.
"Well, ya see, I was thinking that I'd stay for some tea, ya see, my lover."
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Augustin Bennett
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"Tea? Oh... yes! Where are my manners?" *He turns to the footman on his right.* "Bring tea please, for him and me." *The footman rushes off.*
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Henry Stewart
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"Thank ya, my loveer. I must warn yaa that because I'm working class I doesn't know the proper ettiquete of things I doesn't, ya see, my loveeer."
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Augustin Bennett
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"It's fine. Please... do go on."
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Henry Stewart
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"Well, the message ya see, do ya want it? I've got it written down."
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Augustin Bennett
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"Yes. Let me see it."
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Henry Stewart
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ADMIRAL HIS GRACE THE DUKE OF SOMERSET KG KCVO PC
Dear Mr. Bennett,

I am writing to you in anticipation of the visit of a relative of yours, Cardinal Aulus Bennett, to my townhouse in London, where my wife is currently staying. The staff at the townhouse have relayed a message back to my staff here in Berwick. The message has then traveled up the chain to reach myself. My wife is expecting to be seeking relationship advice from Cardinal Bennett. Could you please inform His Eminence that my wife is mentally subnormal. I will be writing a recommendation to the lunatic asylum that she is sectioned there and has a reform programme set up for herself.

N.B. I also look forward to meeting you in London when I arrive to discuss relations between our two families. I must also apologise for sending 'my lovers' over to you. The other staff are very busy at the moment.

Admiral His Grace the Duke of Somerset, Thursday, 28 August 1941.


"There's the message, my loveeer." *He hands the message to Augustin.*
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Augustin Bennett
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*Augustin scans the letter.* "Thank you." *Augustin removes a five pound note and hands it to the courier.* "For your troubles, sir." *The footman sets the tea set on the table besides them both and pours two cups.*
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Henry Stewart
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*He takes the five pound note.* "Thank you, my loveeer, but you mustn't call me sir, you mustn't. I'm a member of the working classes ya see. Ya must call me the worst insult ya can think of ya see. I'll sit on the floor to have me tea, I will."
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"No... sit on the chair, I insist! Everyone is treated with respect... I'm a man of God you see! Jesus wills it." *Augustin sips his tea. He places the cup down and takes a hold of the telephone.*
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