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| A Visit to Augustin | |
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| Henry Stewart | Aug 28 2014, 09:27 PM Post #1 |
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*A messenger from the Duke of Somerset arrives at Augustine Bennett's location. The messenger has the traditional working class accent of the countryside farming tenant. The accent was developed on order of His Grace the Duke of Somerset, who wanted a good old laugh, in order to distinguish the countryside working class from the working class in the towns.*![]() "'Ello, my loveeer. I come bearing a message from 'is Grace the Duke of Zooomerzzeet." |
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| Henry Stewart | Aug 28 2014, 09:39 PM Post #11 | ||
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"Well, ya see, I was thinking that I'd stay for some tea, ya see, my lover." | ||
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| Augustin Bennett | Aug 28 2014, 09:42 PM Post #12 | ||
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"Tea? Oh... yes! Where are my manners?" *He turns to the footman on his right.* "Bring tea please, for him and me." *The footman rushes off.* | ||
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| Henry Stewart | Aug 28 2014, 09:43 PM Post #13 | ||
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"Thank ya, my loveer. I must warn yaa that because I'm working class I doesn't know the proper ettiquete of things I doesn't, ya see, my loveeer." | ||
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| Augustin Bennett | Aug 28 2014, 09:48 PM Post #14 | ||
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"It's fine. Please... do go on." | ||
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| Henry Stewart | Aug 28 2014, 09:49 PM Post #15 | ||
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"Well, the message ya see, do ya want it? I've got it written down." | ||
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| Augustin Bennett | Aug 28 2014, 09:51 PM Post #16 | ||
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"Yes. Let me see it." | ||
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| Henry Stewart | Aug 28 2014, 09:55 PM Post #17 | ||
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"There's the message, my loveeer." *He hands the message to Augustin.* |
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| Augustin Bennett | Aug 28 2014, 09:59 PM Post #18 | ||
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*Augustin scans the letter.* "Thank you." *Augustin removes a five pound note and hands it to the courier.* "For your troubles, sir." *The footman sets the tea set on the table besides them both and pours two cups.* | ||
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| Henry Stewart | Aug 28 2014, 10:00 PM Post #19 | ||
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*He takes the five pound note.* "Thank you, my loveeer, but you mustn't call me sir, you mustn't. I'm a member of the working classes ya see. Ya must call me the worst insult ya can think of ya see. I'll sit on the floor to have me tea, I will." | ||
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| Augustin Bennett | Aug 28 2014, 10:02 PM Post #20 | ||
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"No... sit on the chair, I insist! Everyone is treated with respect... I'm a man of God you see! Jesus wills it." *Augustin sips his tea. He places the cup down and takes a hold of the telephone.* | ||
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