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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 1 2010, 09:29 PM (83 Views) | |
| Gold Usher | Jul 1 2010, 09:29 PM Post #1 |
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Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers..... Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" Saw this on a friend's FB page and just couldn't pass it up. The Delta crew hasn't a clue with digital watches???? |
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"We joked that in the future, when you were born you would be assigned a telephone number and if you didn't answer the phone, you were dead" Martin Cooper-inventor of the mobile phone | |
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| toms no 1 fan | Jul 2 2010, 01:22 PM Post #2 |
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Soul_Of_TOM
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ha i wonder how long they have been pilots lol
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| wombat | Jul 2 2010, 02:14 PM Post #3 |
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Saw an exchange someplace between a ship and a lighthouse along the lines of, "no, we can't move, this is a lighthouse and if you don't turn, you will crash into the rocks and die." |
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"Go on, ask me why! Ask me!" "Save the bickering until we're out of here!" | |
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ha i wonder how long they have been pilots lol
12:54 AM Jul 11