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Just A Quick Laugh...; feel free to add any bits...
Topic Started: Jul 1 2010, 09:29 PM (83 Views)
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Soul_Of_TOM
Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers.....

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?"

Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a
727?"


Saw this on a friend's FB page and just couldn't pass it up. The Delta crew hasn't a clue with digital watches????
"We joked that in the future, when you were born you would be assigned a telephone number and if you didn't answer the phone, you were dead"

Martin Cooper-inventor of the mobile phone
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Soul_Of_TOM
:biggrin: ha i wonder how long they have been pilots lol
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Saw an exchange someplace between a ship and a lighthouse along the lines of, "no, we can't move, this is a lighthouse and if you don't turn, you will crash into the rocks and die."
"Go on, ask me why! Ask me!"

"Save the bickering until we're out of here!"
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