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Ark In Space: The True Story
Topic Started: Jun 27 2013, 06:05 AM (480 Views)
StitchInTime
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"What's THAT, Doctor?"

"I'm not sure. It sounds like it might be a giant alien thingy of some sort."

"Shouldn't we investigate?"

"Ah, who cares, Harry. When you've seen as many giant alien thingies as I have, you've seen them all, or something like that. I'm hungry. Let's have lunch. If there's one thing I can't stand it's fighting giant alien thingies on an empty stomach."

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"Now, if I can just remember the phone number of that pizza place, we can order a takeaway."

"From the middle of space, Doctor?"

"Of course! Where else? Because if it's not here in 30 minutes, it's free, and I'm pretty sure it'll take a lot longer than that!

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"What's out there, Doctor?"

"I don't believe it, it's the pizza delivery ship!

"How did they find us so quickly?"

"I don't know, but unless one of you has some money we're in big trouble!"

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"What do you mean, WHO ordered the pizza? Who would order a pizza in the middle of an alien invasion? Explain yourself!"

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"Oh, I see. You say you have a videotape of the entire order. Well, ah, in that case, do you accept Gallifreyan traveller's cheques?"

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"No? How about a side order of me, to go?"

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"Or, I could just stare at you for half an hour with my gorgeous blue eyes? How would that be?"

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"Now listen, there's no need to get so upset. It's only a pizza!"

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"You don't think they'll kill us over a pizza do you, Doctor?"

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"Did you say, 'anchovies?' I thought I ordered pepperoni. Is it too late to change the order?"


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StitchInTime
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"Will it help if I show you my profile?"

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"Oh, wait! I remember now. I left some spare change in the luggage compartment!"

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"Okay, we've found the passengers, Doctor, but where's the luggage?"

"The way things are going with this episode, Harry, it's probably on its way to Liverpool by now."

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"What do you mean the luggage is in Liverpool? I don't believe it! This space line doesn't even have a flight that goes there. I demand that you hand over the money immediately, or else!"

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"Don't use that tone with me! I've got 50 trillion frequent flyer points, and all you've got is ... is ... What is that anyway? A laser pizza slicer?"

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"You don't have to shout, Doctor, but in answer to your question, no, I don't know where the baggage is either. But I did find the money."

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"Wow, look at the size of that anchovy! They sure do grow big on this side of the galaxy."

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Ah, here's the pepperoni now. They sent us a big one to compensate for the fact that they forgot to send it with the order."

"You know, Doctor, if this is long enough, perhaps later we can use what's left over as a safety line to prevent us from getting lost when we visit Pattie Anne's, Tom Baker fan page."

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Oh, I got such a headache from that pizza! Next time, hold the anchovies!

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"But what about the giant alien thingy, Doctor?"
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"Oh, give it a rest, Harry!"


--Captions by StitchInTime. :dochat:
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JayBee
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That was fun, Stitch. Thanks!
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StitchInTime
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:dochat:

You're welcome. :grin:

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :biggrin:
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toms no 1 fan
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:biggrin: thanks stitch enjoyed that
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StitchInTime
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:dochat: You're welcome. :biggrin:
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wombat
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How did I miss this until just mow? Hilarious! :imfao:

Some days I could really use a laser pizza cutter...
"Go on, ask me why! Ask me!"

"Save the bickering until we're out of here!"
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wombat,Sep 1 2013
09:02 AM
How did I miss this until just mow? Hilarious!  :imfao:

Thanks. :dochat:

wombat,Sep 1 2013
09:02 AM
Some days I could really use a laser pizza cutter...


:imfao:

(Passes up a laser pizza slicer to wombat.) :biggrin:
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bonnie
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Great story, stitch! :biggrin:
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StitchInTime
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:dochat: Thank you, Bonnie. :biggrin:
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bonnie
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You're welcome, Stitch. :dochat:
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wombat
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Actually, I did wish for a laser pizza cutter last night. I blame Stitch.

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"Go on, ask me why! Ask me!"

"Save the bickering until we're out of here!"
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StitchInTime
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:confused: What happened to the one I gave you? (Passes up another one.)
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dear wombat -

tried to retrieve your posting images for you. :smash:

no luck yet. :poke:

still trying however. :wall:

:wub: pattie anne :docpa:

***MUCH LATER ***

finally ... have just given up as the URLs where they were posted do not exist any'MOORE' and they left no forwarding addresses. :angrymob:

so how about one of these?


:happyq: :happyq: :happyq:

oh great, NOW i can't find THEM!

:ooops:

OK ... just enjoy this one till then:

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as i know i have them someplace on my 'puter. :wall:
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