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Punishments handed out by my Wonderwall cohorts
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 02:47:45 PM (1,157 Views)
rstuvw911
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Well if one of my parents picked up the phone, I might have a bit of explaining to do anyway. I suppose I could always make up a story though. I'm a good liar.
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Crazymaori


not unless i say who it is!

"hi, I am from candylane.com, and your IP address was registered when buying one of our novelty torture items, and I am just wanting to confirm with you, Mrs Rideout, that you would like to buy 1 leather whip, and one pair of red lingerie"

rusty's mum: "uh, what?"

"its crazy, chuck rusty on plz kthnksbi"

rusty's mum: "who?"

"crazy. y'know, unskinny bop bop bop bop, teh happy cat, teh domino effects caused worldwide by it, etc etc. just chuck rusty on"

rusty's mum: "i think you have the wrong number, this isn't "rusty's" house"

yeah it is, c'mon, I keylogged your son. Ian? rusty? rstuvw911? come on, rusty?

rusty's mum: "o_O"

">_>"

*hangs up*

*redials*

*gets rusty this time*

*hi i'm from cand... wonderwall, its crazy, is your fridge running?"

rusty: "yeah, duh"

"then you should go and catch it!"

*hangs up*

what a waste of 5 minutes... heh
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rstuvw911
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It wouldn't be a waste. It would be highly entertaining. ^_^
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Crazymaori


heh, amybe I should do some more sometimes
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rstuvw911
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By the way, my mom doesn't go by "Mrs. Rideout" anymore. :OWNED!:
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Crazymaori


fine, I'll call her "rusty's mum"

"hey rusty's mum, whats up?"

rusty's mum: "who's this"

"its crazy again, did you catch your fridge?"
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rstuvw911
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As I said, I'll probably have some explaining to do though.
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Crazymaori


rusty's mum: "Who are you?"

*shakes magic 8 ball*

it says you should ask later.
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rstuvw911
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When all else fails, use an 8 ball. ^_^
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Crazymaori


rusty's mum: "if you don't want the FBI onto yu, i'd tell me who you are."

"the FBi? they don't exist here. even teh magic 8 ball agrees with me"
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