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ASHLEY
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Jul 20 2009, 11:53 PM
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<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>- welcome to the sleezeball capital of the world. that's right you dumb mother fucker i'm talking
about detroit michigan. the coldest shittiest piece of earth god ever had the misfortune to spit
on. yeah, that's right i said spit on. the facts are these, and this is the honest truth, or as honest
a truth as you'll get from someone born and raised there. like i was saying the facts are these
detroit michigan is f*cking cold pretty much three hundred and sixty five days a f*cking year.
The beer here's pretty good, but the whiskey is ten times better. and you can always bum a
smoke off someone. sounds like a great place eh? well not so much. you see for every pro there
is a con. and it happens that the cons of detroit are nasty mother fuckers who like to shoot up
random people. because the only way these dumbasses can feel man enough is by joining
some silly little gang like a ten year old joins a club on the play ground. full of stupid ass secret
pacts and stupid little hand shakes. alright maybe the gangs don't really have handshakes but
they may as well for all the good they do. whatever. we have irish gangs, russian gangs, and
any other kind you can ask for. they come in all flavors and sizes. and any dumb punk with a
gun can start one. needless to say we have a lot. and they fight, all the f*cking time, nonfucking
stop. not just with guns either, no these bitches street race. they seem to think that revving an
engine makes them a man. f*ck you. if you can't build that f*cking engine you have no reason
revving it. little bitches. and they what? get arrested? f*ck no! the cops here are crooked too.
everyone's being paid off by someone. hell, i think the mayor is getting paid off. dirty ass politicians.
dirty ass cops. dirty ass city.
recently a select few have started to stand up to these dumb fuckers. a select few real men, real
women, real heroes. vigilantes. but will these few neighborhood watchdogs be enough to bring
down all the gangs of detroit? or will the city just swallow them up like it's done for so many years?
i don't f*cking know, why you looking at me?! welcome to life in the fast lane.
canons based off: fast and furious, four brothers, death sentence, boondock saints, chicago, and burn notice
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