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which public holiday do you hate most and why?
Topic Started: Feb 13 2014, 10:08 PM (109 Views)
Tarisha F. Sarker
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okay okay... don't get me wrong but i love Christmas, yes i celebrate it 'cuz i wanna... well... i don't pray to jesus, cuz i think that's what counts. right jesus?? i only celebrate christmas for the bootyful decorations and for some reason... i feel different on christams, more happier... get me? so i don't celebrate christmas for jesus... wait... or should i? 'cuz... jesus is one of our prophets too...?? okay okay, no religion talk... this topic is where you can RANT and COMPLAIN about the public holiday you dislike most. anywhos... there are some things i hate about christmas... so let's get started shall we? and if you have similarities with me here, you might be my brother, or my sister... or i don't know... WELCOME TO THE FRIEND ZONE.... MWAHAHAH

1)Mistletoes:

like what? MISTLETOES..? SERIOUSLY...? okay, so there's a guy... and there's you... and there's a freakin plant on your head and so that is why you're forced to kiss him... *cough*... or her? LIKE WHAT THE SHMEERR? HOW IS DAT EVEN REALATED TO JESUS? oh okai so this is what's gonna happen.... you go to the mall and there's a mistletoe decoration there.... you drag a random person there and start join to mouth to mouth... and your mom asks you and you're like... "mami... there was a mistle toe over there.... i had to..." your poor mom's like "oh, oh... okay so there was a leaf there... okai okai.... *slaps you*" like the mistletoe... has to be the stupidest thing of christmas... o_o"

2)fake acting:

okay... i don't know whyy... i don't know whyy... but people be starting to act all fake and stuff, they act like they like you and stuff... during christmas. DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE... OH... OH... OKAY... SO THERE'S MAGIC EVERYWHERE... SANTA CAME AND FILLED YOUR SOCKS WITH TOYS AND SO THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE PEOPLE WHO YOU HATED FOR ETERNITY? EH...EH? OKAY... oh yea... and then you've got to start acting nice... cuz they're acting nice... and if you don't... you'll look like a stupid kid. so damn annoying...

3)The concept of eggnog:

okai so people get hella smashed on christmas drinking eggnog... o_o "like i think i've drank too much eggnog and now i feel entoxicated... i feel like doing the honkey ponkey, the ballet wallet and turn the lightbulbs and dance with punjabs" (that is what literally happened in a Christmas party back in the US... damn neighbors.) clearly everyone drinks eggnog there... and damn... lets get straight to the point... *pours cinnamon then adds a raw egg in it and drunkenly exclaims "MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HO HO... AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEHE" like what is wrong with people these days... i thought christmas was for fun... rather than getting drunk... ._.

4)JUSTIN BIEBER:

okai okai... my new year's resolution was try not to judge people... and justin bieber's in my list. You think his voice sounds girly? well he's a dude, get used to the talent he has, and if you can't accept him for who he is, then shut up, okai? BOOYAH... I SAID IT... YEAA... well, easier typed than said.. but SERIOUSLY... WHY YOU HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ALBUM OF CHRISTMAS CAROLS... I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO "ALL I WANT IS YOUUUU" AND STUFF... LIKE GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN... YOU HAVE FANS... YOU HAVE FAME... QUIT TRYNA DISAPPOINT THEM, K?"MISTLETOEEE..." like shaddup already... -.-"

5)decorations:

okai, i LOVE the decorations... but Y U BE SO HELLA EXPENSIVE EH? WHYY? LIKE ONE ORNAMENT COSTS $6.99... ONLY FOR A DAMN BALL... WHAT THE SHMERR? I AIN'T GONNA BUY NO $7 BALL WORTH 99 CENTS, K? a christmas tree (i prefer fake plastic ones, so save trees) are beautiful... but i HATE people who decorates their houses like it's their job. I HATE THAT. FLAMETHROWERS, NEON EVERYWHERE, FREAKIN SNOWMAN, REINDEERS... like if you REALLY want to celebrate christmas soothingly.. then you have a chill out, k? i'm like just drivig by and i'm like... *turns around and stares at decorations* sooner or later i was hit by a truck and i was in the hospital for christmas decorations...

anways!~these are my reason's so why there are some things to not like christmas... i had more to share... but.. to much swearing and.. *cough* nevermind. SHARE WHAT PUBLIC HOLIDAY YOU HATE AND WHY! C:




Edited by Tarisha F. Sarker, Feb 14 2014, 12:51 PM.
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