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| Our man (str8 guy) friend wants to help us to become a Lesbian; since we have had such misery on the Hershey Highway | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 25 2014, 11:14 AM (128 Views) | |
| Erna | Mar 25 2014, 11:14 AM Post #1 |
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| Guest | Mar 25 2014, 11:59 AM Post #2 |
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You'll need: about 10 flannel shirts; cargo shorts; a Volvo wagon; a bottle of patchouli; and head down to the local Barber for a mullet. |
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| Tybee | Mar 25 2014, 12:00 PM Post #3 |
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Is he going to cut your member off? |
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| Erna | Mar 25 2014, 12:25 PM Post #4 |
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If we have sex with a fish it would be Lesbianism - simple as that! In other news: tonight we are scheduled to make a 'professional' appearance at a local hotel! Edited by Erna, Mar 25 2014, 01:00 PM.
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| Tybee | Mar 25 2014, 01:08 PM Post #5 |
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Oh I can't see you dipping your wand into the lady pond at all. Surely once there was naked female flesh before you you'd most likely lose all control of your bodily functions and that would put an end to it.
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| Guest | Mar 25 2014, 01:11 PM Post #6 |
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I believe that some men who are attracted to men are actually pre-op trannies. Talk like "boygina" and "buttbabies" tells me they are not just bottoms- but that there's a woman trapped deep inside them. |
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| Erna | Mar 25 2014, 01:24 PM Post #7 |
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Yes, our hatred of fish will prevent any Lesbianism from happening. BTW, our cute man(str8 guy) friend made reference the other night to his 'mangina' (?!) Edited by Erna, Mar 25 2014, 01:25 PM.
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| Tybee | Mar 25 2014, 01:43 PM Post #8 |
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Sounds like he was trying to butter you up in hopes you'll butter him up one day. Maybe he's "curious". |
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| Erna | Mar 25 2014, 01:54 PM Post #9 |
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He is Irish, same as us, and he is from the same county in Ireland as our grandmother - we are probably related and he seems like a brother to us. |
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| Guest | Mar 25 2014, 02:04 PM Post #10 |
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I've read on other boards you are talking to you ex husband again, any truth to that? |
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| Erna | Mar 25 2014, 03:52 PM Post #11 |
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Where does it say that we are talking to him?!!! We want to forget that we ever knew him! |
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| Guest | Mar 27 2014, 01:19 PM Post #12 |
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Does he have low-slung taters? |
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Oh I can't see you dipping your wand into the lady pond at all. Surely once there was naked female flesh before you you'd most likely lose all control of your bodily functions and that would put an end to it.

1:57 PM Jul 11