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Blind Item for the Orange One
Topic Started: Sep 10 2014, 11:29 PM (213 Views)
Groan Anbareit
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Our sexy TV actress seems to have quickly rebounded from a bitter breakup with her longtime beau. But her new hunky man isn’t as perfect as she wants us to believe. The problem: he has the body of a Greek god, but between the sheets, his personal equipment is only so-so. What’s a girl to do? Behind his back this actress is still shacking up with her well endowed ex.

This just has to be Zsa Zsa.
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Tybee
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I'm guessing Sofia Vergara (and Joe Manganiello). She was previously engaged to Nick Loeb before they split.
Edited by Tybee, Sep 11 2014, 05:07 AM.
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How would the blind itemer know the reason for the infidelity is a small penis? Sofia doesn't seem like a chatterbox.

This is like horoscopes, it's only true if you believe.
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I assumed that their relationship was for PR only anyway.

I doubt he will be happy with this new spin on the story.
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Tybee
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Joe doesn't seem to be packing much heat.
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Edited by Tybee, Sep 11 2014, 12:13 PM.
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You know, as yummy hot as I think he is, at my age, I wouldn't know what to do with that even if it came with an instruction manual.
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Tybee
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But oh what fun he would be to practice on! :eek :lol
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Roctopus

Joe looks fine to me. I didn't know he and "my Sofia" were a couple-what a great looking pair try must make! If he seems "small" (and in the picture he looks just fine to me), maybe it's just an illusion because he's so exceptionally well built. I think that's the issue with Ryan Paevey (of "General Hospital.")
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Tybee
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Maybe Sofia has a cavernous vagine and because of her physicality requires a behemoth for satisfactia?
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When his publicist suggested this arrangement to keep Joe's name in US Weekly, I don't think this is exactly what he had in mind.
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