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| Jerry Lewis: The Farewell Tour? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 25 2014, 06:11 PM (73 Views) | |
| Guest | Sep 25 2014, 06:11 PM Post #1 |
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What does he do up there- pull his dentures out? Change his colostomy bag? http://www.stubhub.com/jerry-lewis-tickets/ |
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| Tybee | Sep 25 2014, 06:20 PM Post #2 |
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Unfortunately Jerry has evolved into what my late grandmother (a Sephardic Jewess) used to call "a mean old Jew". |
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| Erna | Sep 26 2014, 03:09 AM Post #3 |
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Jerry is giving shows? But what exactly does Jerry do? in his solo act? |
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| Tybee | Sep 26 2014, 05:23 AM Post #4 |
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Apparently at some shows he's done a lot of offensive jokes about women, especially women comics (a group he apparently is known to despise with a red hot passia). There was an article about a show he did not all that long ago where he started verbally assaulting people in the audience with his "comedy", causing some to walk out. But to his credit, he does have this. Maybe his mind isn't completely gone yet. From 2010 Jerry Lewis: I'd smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth She survived 13 days of jail and 23 days in rehab, but can Lindsay Lohan handle Jerry Lewis? The 84-year-old comic legend says he has no sympathy for the troubled starlet, and has threatened to haul off and hit her if they ever crossed paths. "I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her," Lewis said in a tirade taped by Inside Edition. "I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!" Getting even more fired up, the "Nutty Professor" star continued, "I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' ... WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and SPANK her!" But "The Machete" actress isn't the only one Lewis has had enough of. He thinks it's time a certain "Simple Life" star smartened up. "[It's] the same thing with Paris Hilton," he said. "Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying, 'I'm f-ed up, can you help me?'" http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/03/jerry-lewis-id-smack-lindsay-lohan-in-the-mouth/ |
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| Guest | Sep 26 2014, 05:26 AM Post #5 |
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I don't care to go see him and I certainly wouldn't pay to. |
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| Erna | Sep 26 2014, 09:11 AM Post #6 |
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Jerry was so cute 50 years ago, we would have done him in a heartbeat! |
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| Guest | Sep 27 2014, 08:59 AM Post #7 |
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Back in the day, Jerry was so busy fucking starlets with his massive shlong that he forgot about his career. |
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