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The V-Steam
Topic Started: Jan 28 2015, 03:59 PM (153 Views)
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Warning to Mrs Patrick Campbell: You may lose your lunch on this one.

While Gwyneth Paltrow may be famous for often eyebrow-raising (and totally outrageous) quotes, the Goop goddess has somehow outdone herself.

And yes, we're talking about the same woman who once said, "Cheers to our hairless vaginas!"

In a new post on her lifestyle website Goop, the 42-year-old beauty, who is notorious for her healthy living tips, urged fans to try Tikkun Spa, which, according to Gwynnie, is the "next level when it comes to Korean spas."

The holistic spa uses "high-tech far infrared heat," which is said to help the body detox, and in addition to boosting a "long menu of massages and kick-ass body scrubs," the luxury oasis also has a surprising treatment that is apparently a favorite of Paltrow's.

"We're burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al," the Oscar winner explains.

To put it simply: Gwyneth Paltrow is an advocate of vagina steams.

Why? "It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels," she writes, adding, "If you're in LA, you have to do it."

According to the spa's website, there are five different V-steams to choose from—the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and even a signature V-steam for men.

But, as with many things Gwyneth promotes, the fancy treatment will cost ya: a series of five V-steams comes to a total of $200 while a single treatment costs $50.

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even a signature V-steam for men.


For your Boi-Gina is guess... This whole thing and GOOP is barf worthy. But such is LA!

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That broad's enough to make you want to slap her. A plain vinegar douche will do more to clean her coochiepop than steam will. She's probably getting paid to advocate this vagisteam bullshit.
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Why does this person even get p r? The site goop is crap.
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Jan 28 2015, 04:21 PM
Why does this person even get p r? The site goop is crap.
Because she's a STAR!!!! Producers are actually still hiring her. Why, is anyone's guess.

She's in the stinkero new film with Johnny Depp: Mordecai.

I actually saw people checking their phones thru out the movie Sunday it was so bad. I just nodded out. Even Vicodin couldn't save me.
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