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We are taking a timid first step toward converting to Lesbianism; so distraught have we been by the divorce
Topic Started: Jul 23 2015, 01:21 PM (198 Views)
Erna
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We have joined the website OK CUPID and have been asked by a fish to "meet for a drink"

Discuss!
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Tell her no thanks and that you're gay? Why did she contact you unless you set up your profile that you're bisexual?
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Oh no, this won't end well. If it gets to the point some gal wants to do the hokey pokey with you I can only imagine what the first sight of a coochiepop will do to you. The emotional harm may be irreparable. :eek :lol
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Aren't you sober and into AA? Or did you start drinking again?
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Erna
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Many sisters of 'a certain age', e.g., George Clooney, finding the Hershey Highway no longer so welcoming, turn to Lesbianism.
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I have a cat, am vegetarian, enjoy flannel and cargo shorts, and have been to a Lilithfair.

My transition should be fairly easy.
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Don't you have a gay male partner too, Schoolmarm?
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The Once and Future Schoolmarm


Do you realize that this means you are not currently Schoolmarm?
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You'll need one of these for your Subaru Outback, dearie.

https://www.carcane.com/?gclid=CIWCosTl88YCFQmKaQodODYBOw

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Jul 24 2015, 07:44 AM
You'll need one of these for your Subaru Outback, dearie.

https://www.carcane.com/?gclid=CIWCosTl88YCFQmKaQodODYBOw

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Lady Campbell, you do realize (I hope) that converting to lesbianism puts you that much closer to requiring a cane.
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Tybee
Jul 24 2015, 07:53 AM
Lady Campbell, you do realize (I hope) that converting to lesbianism puts you that much closer to requiring a cane.
....and 200 extra pounds....
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:lol
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Jul 24 2015, 07:50 AM
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Jul 24 2015, 07:44 AM
You'll need one of these for your Subaru Outback, dearie.

https://www.carcane.com/?gclid=CIWCosTl88YCFQmKaQodODYBOw

:rofl :rofl :rofl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwCtM6D4GOc
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:lol
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Are you going to meet her? What if she expects you to scissor on the first date?
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Jul 24 2015, 09:27 AM
Are you going to meet her? What if she expects you to scissor on the first date?
:eek
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It requires a little more work. You can't just lie there thinking about shopping afterwards.
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Because fish are so disgusting we hesitate to move on this.....
Edited by Erna, Jul 26 2015, 08:22 AM.
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Tybee
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Word to the wise. Stick with what you know. There are times it's good to get outside your comfort zone, but this isn't one of them. You, making it with a broad, why that could cause a shift in the earth's axis. :lol
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Jul 26 2015, 09:14 AM
Word to the wise. Stick with what you know. There are times it's good to get outside your comfort zone, but this isn't one of them. You, making it with a broad, why that could cause a shift in the earth's axis. :lol
Shift in the Earth's axis?

It would punch a hole in space-time and suck us into an alternate dimension.
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:lol
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