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| We are taking a timid first step toward converting to Lesbianism; so distraught have we been by the divorce | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 23 2015, 01:21 PM (198 Views) | |
| Erna | Jul 23 2015, 01:21 PM Post #1 |
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We have joined the website OK CUPID and have been asked by a fish to "meet for a drink" Discuss! |
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| Guest | Jul 23 2015, 01:25 PM Post #2 |
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Tell her no thanks and that you're gay? Why did she contact you unless you set up your profile that you're bisexual? |
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| Tybee | Jul 23 2015, 01:29 PM Post #3 |
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Oh no, this won't end well. If it gets to the point some gal wants to do the hokey pokey with you I can only imagine what the first sight of a coochiepop will do to you. The emotional harm may be irreparable.
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| Guest | Jul 23 2015, 01:44 PM Post #4 |
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Aren't you sober and into AA? Or did you start drinking again? |
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| Erna | Jul 23 2015, 02:46 PM Post #5 |
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Many sisters of 'a certain age', e.g., George Clooney, finding the Hershey Highway no longer so welcoming, turn to Lesbianism. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 23 2015, 04:00 PM Post #6 |
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I have a cat, am vegetarian, enjoy flannel and cargo shorts, and have been to a Lilithfair. My transition should be fairly easy. |
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| Guest | Jul 23 2015, 04:08 PM Post #7 |
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Don't you have a gay male partner too, Schoolmarm? |
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| Guest | Jul 23 2015, 05:50 PM Post #8 |
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Do you realize that this means you are not currently Schoolmarm? |
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| Guest | Jul 24 2015, 07:44 AM Post #9 |
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You'll need one of these for your Subaru Outback, dearie. https://www.carcane.com/?gclid=CIWCosTl88YCFQmKaQodODYBOw |
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| Guest | Jul 24 2015, 07:50 AM Post #10 |
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:rofl :rofl :rofl |
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| Tybee | Jul 24 2015, 07:53 AM Post #11 |
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Lady Campbell, you do realize (I hope) that converting to lesbianism puts you that much closer to requiring a cane. |
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| Guest | Jul 24 2015, 07:59 AM Post #12 |
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....and 200 extra pounds.... |
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| Tybee | Jul 24 2015, 08:05 AM Post #13 |
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| Erna | Jul 24 2015, 08:34 AM Post #14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwCtM6D4GOc |
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| Tybee | Jul 24 2015, 08:52 AM Post #15 |
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| Guest | Jul 24 2015, 09:27 AM Post #16 |
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Are you going to meet her? What if she expects you to scissor on the first date? |
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| Erna | Jul 24 2015, 11:19 AM Post #17 |
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| Guest | Jul 26 2015, 07:48 AM Post #18 |
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It requires a little more work. You can't just lie there thinking about shopping afterwards. |
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| Erna | Jul 26 2015, 08:11 AM Post #19 |
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Because fish are so disgusting we hesitate to move on this.....
Edited by Erna, Jul 26 2015, 08:22 AM.
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| Tybee | Jul 26 2015, 09:14 AM Post #20 |
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Word to the wise. Stick with what you know. There are times it's good to get outside your comfort zone, but this isn't one of them. You, making it with a broad, why that could cause a shift in the earth's axis.
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| Deleted User | Jul 26 2015, 10:31 AM Post #21 |
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Shift in the Earth's axis? It would punch a hole in space-time and suck us into an alternate dimension. |
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| Tybee | Jul 26 2015, 10:54 AM Post #22 |
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