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MERGED: My God, Is This Woman Insane?; Jon Hamm loses his beard
Topic Started: Sep 7 2015, 03:07 PM (486 Views)
Tybee
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Jon Hamm's girlfriend of 18 years is giving up the Hammaconda? The tragedy! Maybe she just needs time to heal up......down there. :shhh :eek :lol


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After 18 years together, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt have called it quits. The longtime partners had been dating since 1997 when they met at the party of a mutual friend.

"With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history. We will continue to be supportive of each other in every way possible moving forward," Hamm and Westfeldt said in a statement shared with Us Weekly.

"They've been fighting for a while, but now they're done,” a source close to Westfeldt tells Us. “They decided to finally split. It's sad."

Back in April, the couple slammed reports that they’d split prior to Hamm’s recent stint in rehab for alcohol addiction.

"The story that appeared in this week's edition of In Touch magazine is not true," the Mad Men actor's rep told Us at the time. "The only gentleman Jennifer visited regularly in Connecticut was Jon, while he was in rehab. They continue to ask for the public's understanding and sensitivity during this challenging time."

The pair last attended a public event together in January 2015, when they went to the Broadway show On the Town in NYC and posed with the cast.

Though they lived together for many years, Hamm, 44, and Westfeldt, 45, never married and chose not to have kids.

“I have a tremendous amount of respect for my friends who do balance this particular career with raising a kid, 'cause it's a tricky environment to bring them into... So not for us just yet,” Hamm told the Hollywood Reporter in 2011.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jon-hamm-jennifer-westfeldt-split-18-years-dating-201579
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Who are they?
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Michael K's writeup is, as usual, hilarious.
The Summer of Splits has already eaten the relationships of Chavril, Green Fox, RossFani and Bennifer 2.0, and it just had to swallow all that down with some WestHamm.

A couple of months ago, Star Magazine said that Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt’s 18 year love was about as dead as the feeling in her face after she makes her plastic surgeon inject another gallon of Botox and other fillers into her mug. The source said then that Jennifer decided to break up with Jon Hamm, because his obese Hammaconda dick just wasn’t doing it for her anymore and she started talking to a 52-year-old Mexican man she met on SizeQueens.com. No, apparently Jennifer wants kids and Jon doesn’t. A couple of weeks later, that break-up rumor was killed when Jon and Jennifer were seen “canoodling” at a party.

There were also rumors about them splitting up back in April after he got out of rehab. They shat on that rumor too. But it’s really over this time, because they have pulled out a generic break-up statement from their publicist’s folder of generic statements and released it to People:

“With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history. We will continue to be supportive of each other in every way possible moving forward.”

What’s sort of weird is that they announced this on a holiday in the US. Maybe they did that because they’re hoping nobody will make a big deal about it and move on quickly. Or maybe they released that statement today because one of the tabloids is planning to put out an ESCANDALOSO story about their breakup and they want to get ahead of it. Maybe Jon Hamm is really on trend and they broke up because he fucked the nanny. Before you say that they don’t have kids so they obviously don’t have a nanny, let me ask you this. Who do you think bathes, feeds, burps and grooms the Hammaconda? That’s a full-time job and neither of them have the time for that shit!

http://dlisted.com/2015/09/07/the-summer-of-splits-claimed-one-more/
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Will he come out of the closet now that Mad Men is over?

http://gawker.com/jon-hamm-and-longtime-girlfriend-jennifer-westfeldt-spl-1729207359
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Sep 8 2015, 07:34 AM
Will he come out of the closet now that Mad Men is over?

http://gawker.com/jon-hamm-and-longtime-girlfriend-jennifer-westfeldt-spl-1729207359
Is that why he was an alcoholic since he's closeted?
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So they're done are they...???
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Maybe he's a shower, not a grower. :lol
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Sep 8 2015, 11:34 AM
Maybe he's a shower, not a grower. :lol
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Or those pics are photoshopped.
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They're not photoshopped. His machinery has been plastered all over for a good while. The boy is looming large.
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Sep 8 2015, 12:15 PM
They're not photoshopped. His machinery has been plastered all over for a good while. The boy is looming large.
Are there actual pics of his naked genitalia for verifica, that can be found via google?
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*Koff*totesgay*koff*

Fortunately my religion allows me to eat hamm.
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Sep 8 2015, 12:17 PM
Are there actual pics of his naked genitalia for verifica, that can be found via google?
None that I've seen. But there are plenty of candid images taken by the paps that show he's a big boy.

This for example.
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Sep 8 2015, 12:25 PM
*Koff*totesgay*koff*

Fortunately my religion allows me to eat hamm.
I never got into watching 'Madmen' or following the actors/actresses in it, what's the gossip about how this guy is gay but closeted/DL?
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I don't know of any real evidence that he is gay or bi. And as usual, at DL all attractive self proclaimed straight male celebrities are secretly gay. If wishful thinking could make money for a company Datalounge would be worth more than Facebook. :lol
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According to DL and JUB's celebrity section every male celebrity is secretly gay. :lol
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We identified Jon as being of the homosexual inclinatia years ago.
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The media is now reporting that "sources" are saying they broke up because he wants a house full of rug rats and a wife who also serves as a mother figure for him. She's has apparently filled the bill as a mother figure the whole time, but she doesn't want children.
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sounds like standard paid publicist p.r. crap
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:lol Most likely you're right.
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