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30 secrets every woman keeps from her man!
Topic Started: Sep 14 2015, 01:09 AM (370 Views)
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Some of these were funny/odd. :rofl :sex

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/30-secrets-every-woman-keeps-from-her-man/ss-AAdUGbj

1. HER BEST FRIEND KNOWS EVERYTHING
She knows all of your vitals—from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings.
When her friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It’s not going to change.)
Chat with her about your relationship at your own risk. Your secrets are not safe with her. This is not always a bad thing (e.g., if you happen to be telling her how much you love your girlfriend). But, in general, remember that she is your girlfriend's confidante first, and yours never.

4. SHE’LL NEVER TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW MANY MEN SHE'S SLEPT WITH.
No matter how sincere she appeared when she answered your question, chances are she wasn’t.
As an unscientific guideline, when a woman says she’s slept with four men, the real number is actually closer to seven.
Her fib is partly intentional (she doesn’t want to appear a floozy), but mostly it’s sexual amnesia. When a woman wants to pretend an encounter never occurred, she simply scraps the man from her official score sheet.
Common excuses that lead to such an omission: The actual sex lasted only a few thrusts; or she was drunk or on the rebound.

5. SHE FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING WITH YOU AT LEAST A DOZEN TIMES BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

10. SHE STILL THINKS ABOUT HER EX-BOYFRIENDS AND COMPARES THEM TO YOU.

11. SHE HAS DISCOVERED YOUR PORN STASH AND YOUR FREQUENTLY VISITED PORN SITES.

18. SHE MIGHT WEAR GRANNY UNDERWEAR AND PURPOSELY NOT SHAVE HER LEGS BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU.
As crazy as it sounds, the more she likes you, the less likely she is to sleep with you on an early date, because she doesn’t want to sabotage having a "proper" relationship with you.
So she just might purposely hunt out the ugliest underwear in her drawer and not shave her legs—all to prevent herself from getting naked with you too soon.
Sometimes she might get a little tipsy or carried away, and this plan will backfire.

19. SHE SPLIT THE COST OF HER FASHION PURCHASES OVER TWO OR MORE CREDIT CARDS.
So you don't notice the gargantuan deficit.

20. SHE'S CONSTANTLY TESTING YOU.
She observes, analyzes, and judges every action, word, gesture, email, and facial expression.
When she asks you if you want to have a threesome, she doesn’t mean it. If you want her to speak to you again, let alone sleep with you after this conversation, the answer should always be, “Why would I want to sleep with another woman when I have you?”

23. SHE LOVES IT WHEN YOU GET A LITTLE JEALOUS.
So if you ever see her flirting in front of you with the waiter, the bus driver, or another guy at a party, know she's actually flirting with you—through him.

25. SHE STARTS FIGHTS WITH YOU BECAUSE SHE'S FEELING IGNORED.
She's trying to force emotion out of you. Don’t retreat into your cave; just give her what she wants: some attention. And never tell her to “calm down,” unless you want to guarantee that she absolutely won’t.

27. SHE MAY FIND YOUR BEST FRIEND REPULSIVE, BUT SHE'S FANTASIZED ABOUT SLEEPING WITH HIM.
Not because she wants him, but because she wants a piece of a guy who is so close to you.

30. SHE WANTS YOU TO TAKE CONTROL IN BED.
Yes, she has a successful career, she's financially independent, she lives on her own, and she doesn’t need a man to make her happy (in theory). She still wants you to pick her up, carry her to the bedroom, and take without asking.
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Fish are disgusting.
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Mrs Patrick Campbell
Sep 14 2015, 02:41 AM
Fish are disgusting.
:sleepy :facepalm :dnftt :horse
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