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My servant was disobedient to me today
Topic Started: Sep 17 2015, 04:10 PM (182 Views)
Apple pie MizMaxMizanin.
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I paid good money for him to scrub my floors, but today I found him in my cellar darinking my wine.
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Tybee
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That rack and pillory you keep in the cellar haven't been used in a while. Maybe time to dust 'em off. :lol
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Erna
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Is your servant required to corn-hole you as part of his duties?

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We have a sign prominently posted at the servants and services entrance:

"The Beatings will Continue until the Morale and Performance Improves"

We find this effective to keep the help on their toes. And I mean ON THEIR TOES!




North of Sunset, Beverly Hills, California, Centre of the Universe



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Speaking of which, have any of you made contingency arrangements if Trump is elected and sends all your house staff back to wherever?

Like the lovely Osbourne young lady pondered, who will clean the toilets? Maybe we could ship all those Darfur Orphans from the DL in for services.

Apparently, they don't eat much.

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I'm just waiting for the whole charade to implode. And it will eventually.
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Tybee
Sep 17 2015, 06:04 PM
I'm just waiting for the whole charade to implode. And it will eventually.
When that happens, and oh it will, I fear poor squinty eyes, the lovely wifey Miss Melanoma, will take the brunt of his anger.

But I hope his implosion happens a bit latter in the political season. Right wing infighting is fun!
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We have an edlersisterfish friend in North Hollywood who has two Mexican slaves.

What will she do if they are all deported back to Mexico?
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