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| My servant was disobedient to me today | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 17 2015, 04:10 PM (182 Views) | |
| Apple pie MizMaxMizanin. | Sep 17 2015, 04:10 PM Post #1 |
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I paid good money for him to scrub my floors, but today I found him in my cellar darinking my wine. |
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| Tybee | Sep 17 2015, 04:13 PM Post #2 |
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That rack and pillory you keep in the cellar haven't been used in a while. Maybe time to dust 'em off.
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| Erna | Sep 17 2015, 04:25 PM Post #3 |
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Is your servant required to corn-hole you as part of his duties? |
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| Pussy Wentworth, Debutante | Sep 17 2015, 05:41 PM Post #4 |
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We have a sign prominently posted at the servants and services entrance: "The Beatings will Continue until the Morale and Performance Improves" We find this effective to keep the help on their toes. And I mean ON THEIR TOES! North of Sunset, Beverly Hills, California, Centre of the Universe |
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| Guest | Sep 17 2015, 05:49 PM Post #5 |
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Speaking of which, have any of you made contingency arrangements if Trump is elected and sends all your house staff back to wherever? Like the lovely Osbourne young lady pondered, who will clean the toilets? Maybe we could ship all those Darfur Orphans from the DL in for services. Apparently, they don't eat much. |
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| Tybee | Sep 17 2015, 06:04 PM Post #6 |
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I'm just waiting for the whole charade to implode. And it will eventually. |
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| Guest | Sep 17 2015, 08:27 PM Post #7 |
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When that happens, and oh it will, I fear poor squinty eyes, the lovely wifey Miss Melanoma, will take the brunt of his anger. But I hope his implosion happens a bit latter in the political season. Right wing infighting is fun! |
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| Erna | Sep 18 2015, 03:48 AM Post #8 |
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We have an edlersisterfish friend in North Hollywood who has two Mexican slaves. What will she do if they are all deported back to Mexico? |
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