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Prime Minister’s porcine proclivities publicised; David Cameron Accused of Sex Act With a Dead Pig
Topic Started: Sep 21 2015, 12:04 PM (162 Views)
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(For you Tybee... after sending up the bat shitcrazy signal ;) Thought this would make for a strong return!)

David Cameron Accused of Sex Act With a Dead Pig


The prime minister is now facing a ‘Bae of Pigs’ crisis, after a new book alleges he had carnal knowledge of a dead pig.
LONDON — “I did not have sexual relations with that pig.”

It’s not the sort of denial any world leader wants to make, and Prime Minister David Cameron has yet to respond to allegations that he once inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act, allegedly took place during the initiation for a debauched and secretive society at the University of Oxford. The lurid details are described in an extraordinary, unauthorized biography of the British prime minister written by the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party.

Downing Street has refused to comment on the alleged indiscretion, which is being described as his “Bae of Pigs” crisis on Twitter.

Lord Ashcroft’s book also alleges that Cameron was a member of a “dope smoking group” called the Flam Club and repeats rumors that cocaine was allowed to circulate openly at the future prime minister’s home in London. Ashcroft, who gave more than $12 million to the party, accuses Cameron of appearing lazy and unreliable and says his own campaign chief described him as a “posh c***.”

Lord Ashcroft and co-author Isabel Oakeshott—former political editor of The Sunday Times—claim they were told about the pig’s head by “a distinguished Oxford contemporary” who also went on to become a Member of Parliament.

It was claimed that Cameron took part in an initiation ceremony to join the Piers Gaveston society, a notorious Oxford club that takes its name from the reputed gay lover of King Edward II. The magazine Tatler, Britain’s leading arbiter of the aristocracy, describes the group as Oxford’s “coolest” drinking society, with an annual summer party that is “basically a very well-organized orgy.” Hugh Grant was once a member.

The unnamed politician told the authors of Call Me Dave that he saw photographic evidence of Cameron placing “a private part of his anatomy” into the mouth of a pig’s head as it rested in the lap of a Piers Gav member.

Ashcroft and Oakeshott conclude that it would be “an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent.”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/21/david-cameron-accused-of-sex-act-with-a-dead-pig.html
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Tybee
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Franco? Well it's about time you showed up. I was worried about you. So glad you're back in the fold. :dance
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A pig fucking a pig. Can that really be considered bestiality? :lol
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oops
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The story is, however, similar to a classic dirty tricks campaign legend described by Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72.

This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics. Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson’s early campaigns in Texas. The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumor campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows.

“Christ, we can’t get a way calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”

“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”

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The prime minister’s spokeswoman seemed keen to avoid exactly that Monday, claiming that she "won't dignify with a response" any of the allegations contained within the book. The serialization of Call Me Dave is due to continue in the Daily Mail for the rest of the week so it remains to be seen how long that line can hold.


Cameron has never denied recreational drug use. The book quotes a friend, James Delingpole, recalling hazy days in his university rooms listening to Supertramp albums under the influence of marijuana.

“I had a room on the top floor, and we'd all sit on the floor and smoke dope,” he claimed.

Delingpole, now a journalist, also described the antics of the university drinking clubs. As well as the alleged association with the Piers Gaveston society, Cameron was a confirmed member of the Bullingdon Club, along with two of the favorites to succeed him as prime minister, George Osborne, the current Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London.



“What it basically involved was getting drunk and standing on restaurant tables, shouting about ‘f***ing plebs’,” said Delingpole. “It was all about despising poor people… It’s about mindless destruction, and conspicuous excess and the rather ugly side of upper-class life. It’s loathsome.”

Lord Ashcroft, who was once the party’s biggest donor, admits in the book that he has personal “beef” with the prime minister. The two men were once close but fell out when Cameron was elected prime minister and refused to give Ashcroft the job he claims he was promised.

“Long after he became prime minister, the impression persisted that he was more interested in holding the office than in using its power to achieve anything in particular. His laissez-faire approach can create the impression that he is insufficiently concerned by results, and more than once he has appeared so relaxed that he has only stirred to avert disaster at the last minute. But my own particular beef with him is more personal,” Ashcroft wrote.

He said one of the prime minister’s colleagues confided in him that: “Cameron’s word is as good as the paper it’s written on.”

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awww! You can be MY suckling pig anytime, Tybee.
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I wonder how much meth, coke, and booze HST was on when he pretended to research about politics in the United States while writing "Fear and loathing on the campaign trail '72"?
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Piers Gaveston acolyte Hugh Grant looking not at all suspect.

Makes your skull & bones ...sacrificing to a giant Owl God at bohemian Grove.. look rather jejune
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In the deep south, is this what they call "makin-bacon"?
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I resemble that remark! :eek :rofl
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Known as “Piers Gav,” this elite grouping is named after Edward 11’s confidant and supposed lover who was murdered in 1312. Despite its historical name, it was only founded in 1977.

According to Cameron’s Oxford contemporary James Delingpole its members are “poseurs, homosexuals, pretend homosexuals, exquisites, degenerates.”


Shit like this is the only time I ever feel a tingle of national pride. We do scandal so much better than everybody else..and a red hot poker up the arse to anyone who says otherwise!
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James Delingpole :hmmm How rich! :rofl
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i’m adopting “exquisites” and enjoin you all to do likewise.
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I must say it is about the most wonderfully descriptive word for a person I've heard in years.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=36&v=FBpQJ98rR4o
Lo0o0oL
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Are there nude photos of David Cameron?
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Tybee
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That's hilarious. I hope that vile man is sufficiently embarrassed.
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Erna
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Cameron is a stooge who sold his soul to Satan(aka the master criminals who own the B of E)
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Mrs Patrick Campbell
Sep 22 2015, 08:50 AM
Cameron is a stooge who sold his soul to Satan(aka the master criminals who own the B of E)
Then why do you want to see him naked? :rofl
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Especially considering he's certainly not good looking in the least, IMO.
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We once met a 'generou$ gentleman' in London who looked like that and had some of the most magnificent uncut sizemeat we have ever enjoyed! Although he had been drinking and there was a hint of cheese we thoroughly enjoyed it, swallowed every drop of the leche, and got paid to boot!
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