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Topic Started: Aug 31 2012, 12:55 PM (1,580 Views)
Erna
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Kevin Costner seems to be a 100% str8 realman tuna-tasting exclusive fish-fucking heterosexual!
Edited by Erna, Sep 14 2012, 08:44 AM.
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Tybee
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Happy 34th birthday to Ben Cohen, one of the sexiest men on the planet, IMHO.
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Erna
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Are there nude photos of Ben?
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Tybee
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This is about as close as you're going to get to a nudie of Ben Cohen. Unless it's a fake, of course. But IMO, it's very sexy to leave a little to the imagination.
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A sexy man and a cat..... heaven...... :love :love :love
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Tybee
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Obviously contrary to the rumors put out by certain malicious queens, Ben does indeed love the pussy.
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apartment four
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LizBien
Sep 13 2012, 04:08 PM
apartment four
Sep 12 2012, 09:59 PM
my cat

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Is that a she? If it is she might want to get with my niece the Lesbian Tortoiseshell (unique breed that) kitten before the poor dear gets fixed.


Here she is being butch. Doesn't my brother keep house nicely, btw? His carpet is really clean.

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Here she is thinking about that one pretty lady cat in the Fancy Feast commercials.

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How does one make a picture appear smaller here on Tybee's board? I obviously have no idea how to do that.
Sorry, he's a neutered male.
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Erna
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Ben is welcome to sit on our face at any time!
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Tybee
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Well, it made me laugh.
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Tybee
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I have decided companies that sell OEM replacement parts should be run out of business! The remote for one of my DVD players went on the fritz. I tried a "universal remote" but all my DVD players accept USB flash drives and SD cards and the the universal remotes don't provide a function to change the machine from disc playback to "USB" or "Card" playback. I just ordered a replacement OEM remote and the crooks charged me $59.95 for the thing. I can imagine it costs them no more than $5.00 to put together.

Highway robbery!
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Tybee
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Wait for it.......wait for it............the big blonde fellow at about the 1 minute mark and then again at the end. AMAZING SOUNDS!
Edited by Tybee, Sep 19 2012, 12:29 PM.
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Tybee
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We need a Betty Butterfield break around here.
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^^^^^^^ You realize that's Lindsay Lohan in 10 years.

OK, I was being kind..... next year....
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Tybee
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Yep, I see what you mean! :rofl
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Just because
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^^^^ Very cute indeed. Looks like me after a big lunch!

But that monkey one at 59 is quite distrubing. Have those ankle biters any fear?
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Tybee
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There are some things I just shouldn't laugh at, but I do.

Two tons of fun takes a tumble.
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Holy cow. Feel sorry for the audience member she fell on. And that outfit. So wrong on so many levels. "that hemline was so high, the worlds your gynecologist".
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I love the feeling
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Tybee
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Stupid is as stupid does
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Japanese woman shows bear who's boss!
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My 100lb niece just had an 8 1/2 lb baby
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That's a very big baby. She'll be sore for the next few days, that's for sure.
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Erna
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Our mother said we weighed 9.5 pounds at birth!
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I had trouble falling asleep last night, so at 12:30am I turned on the TV and looked for something to watch. Found nothing that really interested me but I found a channel that was showing what turned out to be some sort of reunion of the "ladies" from the Real Housewives Of New Jersey, hosted by that snippy queen Andy Cohen. I decided to throw caution to the wind and watch it until it bored me to sleep. After watching those broads for 15 or so minutes all I can say is I have a whole new appreciation for just how lovely and normal the Honey Boo Boo family is comparatively. Those NJ gals are absolute filthy beasts, and at least one of them is part wolf, I'm quite sure. I don't remember her name but she's got a face like a fried monkey. I think they should put them and the Atlanta bunch in a locked room and let kill each other with their "bear" hands and their fangs.

And I'm very glad to see Apartment Four back in our midst!

And if we're discussing birth weights, I was 2 months premature and weighed just a titch over 4 lbs., and haven't grown much since then. :lol
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"fried monkey"! :rofl

I'll bet you're talking about Teresa Giudice. She does look like an ape.
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Yep, that would be her! That heifer's got a mouth on her, that's for sure. Every 4th word that passed her lips when she was raging at some of the other gals was either "fuck", "bitch" or "motherfucker".

Of course it was probably all staged and they most likely all went out to dinner together after the show.
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Oct 3 2012, 11:10 AM
"fried monkey"! :rofl

I'll bet you're talking about Teresa Giudice. She does look like an ape.
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:love


She's hot!

I'd love to have her over to my assisted living community. Tarzan dumped me here because he wanted to retire to Del Ray Beach only with Jane. I don't mind it, really. My SAG retirement benefits foot the bill for most of it.

It does get lonely and we are allowed overnight visitors. Does this female ape have a Twitter? Anything?

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Is that...?
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Is that...?
Mark Wahlberg, Rose?

Yes, he took his character in the "Planet of the Apes" reboot a bit too far and lives in an assisted living community now.

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I'll burry this here so as to not get in trouble with TOS, but if someone was interested, & I can't imagine why, the Hulk has a graphic NSFW sex tape out over at gawker.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw-up.

And yes Our Lady of Chicken Noodle, it's substantial.
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I'm rushing like the wind to Gawker as I type! :rofl

And as far as TOS, I see no problem with saying the name of a "questionable" site as long as a link to that site is not posted. That's just freedom of speech AFAIC.
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Tybee
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:rofl :spew :spew :spew He makes my skin crawl!
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LizBien
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My niece, the Lesbian Tortoiseshell cat, really likes water and I found this picture rather adorable because it is not staged or photoshopped at all.


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Tybee
Sep 13 2012, 11:34 AM
Madam will be descending the staircase presently.
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OMFG, that photo is purrrrfect (sorry, couldn't resist).

Did DARPA know they were creating a tool whose most significant contribution to society was to share porn and cat pictures when they started this thing?
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Tybee
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Can't resist this
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Tybee
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Who knew baby Echidnas were so damn cute!
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LizBien
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If you are like me and have no Earthy idea as to what that critter was then...

Let me google that for you

...and we can all learn something new together!

:rofl

I love learning new things and am just kidding, Tybee. That little baby Echidna was precious and seemed just soo happy to be tended to nicely.
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He won't be quite so cute once his quills come in. OUCH!!!
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