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Nancy Reagan
Topic Started: Oct 25 2012, 10:34 AM (263 Views)
Madam Zelda
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I'm surprised they haven't rolled the old broad out of her crypt to endorse Mittens and follow her to early voting. I think the only way Ro-Money can win now is if she craps out the day before the election and works up a sympathy vote. Ro-Money's November Surprise.
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She must be frail as hell. Surprised she's still alive actually. Will never forget the pix of her sitting on Mr. T's lap. Priceless.
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I'm retired now, fools!

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I hid my bulge in order to not scare the children ^ Mr. T has and always will be all about the children! Oh yes he is! I called Penn State and offered to beat down the kiddie fucker there for free but was told he would rot in jail soon enough so I let it pas. That is how much I, Mr. T, is all about the children!

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Nancy wanted to service little Mr. T but he ain't all that little and her dentures looked sharp so I was scared and said; "Hell no." Nancy was all like; "I've not serviced a black man since my engagement to Ronnie." and I was all; "Take your dentures out first please Miss." She refused because she was on the world's last known Quaalude's all while claiming to be all into 'Just Say No' and such. So I picked her up right off my lap and told her to have a nice day.

Ain't heard from her since but I will offer to sing at her funeral when she passes.

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I imagine the biggest thing on Nancy's mind these days is whether her maid will be on time to change her depends.
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Yes, that's the pix. Is she kissing him on the forehead? I'll bet that got Ronnie hot that evening.

"Come on over here Mommy and give Little Ronnie some sugar"
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Tybee
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You know, it was said back in the day ol' Nance was the best BJ artist Hollywood ever saw.
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Erna
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Mr T is said to be 'of the persuasia'......
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MrsPatrickCampbell
Oct 25 2012, 01:41 PM
Mr T is said to be 'of the persuasia'......
No way..... are you serious, Mrs PC or just pulling our pendulous third leg? Mr T????
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Oct 25 2012, 02:03 PM
MrsPatrickCampbell
Oct 25 2012, 01:41 PM
Mr T is said to be 'of the persuasia'......
No way..... are you serious, Mrs PC or just pulling our pendulous third leg? Mr T????
Do you really have to ask? MPC thinks every man she's attracted to is "of the persuasia."
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Erna
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We used to know (in the Biblical sense) Nancy Reagan's hairdresser.
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MrsPatrickCampbell
Oct 25 2012, 03:04 PM
We used to know (in the Biblical sense) Nancy Reagan's hairdresser.
hmmmmmm....... I wonder which one that would be...

Oh, it's all just getting too, too catty for words! It started when Nancy Reagan invited Mr. Julius, her California hairdresser, to Washington to do her hair for the Inauguration. Monsieur Marc, her New York hairdresser, flew to Washington and let everybody know that he would be available to do Nancy's hair! Well, some people thought that was just too terribly tacky, so Monsieur Marc and Mr. Julius decided to sort of make up and arranged to meet at the Jockey Club for champagne. "Everybody thought we were going to get into a fight with the scissors," says Monsieur Marc. They didn't, of course. "He wasn't very friendly," observes Marc. Julius doesn't like to talk about that night. "I went and had a drink—that's all," he says.

But that wasn't all. The whole thing continued! When Nancy went to Prince Charles' wedding, she brought Julius along. And when she flew to Europe for the economic summit, she brought him again. And both times, Monsieur Marc showed up! He said it was "pure coincidence," that he just happened to be there to see other clients. Can you believe that? Both agree Nancy's so "loyal." She let Marc do her hair once on each trip, just to be nice. Of course, friends say Mr. Julius was absolutely livid! He was coy about it, though. "I got the night off," he says. "I went to the ballet and it was wonderful." But according to one report, Julius was so miffed that while working on a mannequin of Nancy at the Smithsonian, he had this ghastly knife and he flicked it around and said, "I wish it was Marc's head I was sculpting." Well, when that story got around, Nancy asked Marc what he thought about being sculpted like that and he said, "As long as it's done by an artist, I'd be very honored."

It's all wildly complicated. With Nancy, you simply can't tell the hairdressers without a scorecard. Mr. Julius is Julius Bengtsson of West Los Angeles. He's very California with his Levi's and his sweatshirts. He won't reveal his age, but he's been doing Nancy's hair for 15 years, and he still flies to Washington once a month to do her color—"light brown with highlights," he says. Julius uses the money from his $12,000-a-year consulting contract with Clairol to pay for the trips. Monsieur Marc's last name is de Coster. He's 51, Belgian-born and très flamboyant! He loves champagne, nouvelle cuisine and beautiful women. "My mother used to call me loverboy," he jokes.

And then there's Nancy's Washington hairdresser, Robin Weir. He's 32 and he wears preppy clothes except for a diamond ring and a full-length mink coat.
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MrsPatrickCampbell
Oct 25 2012, 01:41 PM
Mr T is said to be 'of the persuasia'......
You tin hat wearing old woman, you! I who am the one and only and incomparable Mr. T loves everyone equally but am not of any persuasia personally. I could pity the fool who insinuates otherwise but won't because of the aforementioned love I have for everyone equally. You dodged a bullet woman. You dodged a bullet. I have been married to the same female since 1971 must you know.

Could Nancy have serviced me? Hell yeah but only if she had her own teeth. Y'all don't know what they looked like up-close and I am not cut. I'll say nothing more about my business at this time but I will say that Nancy Regan had the world's Quaalude supply in a bunker under the White House and I hope the Obama girls never come across it.

George Peppard had a persuasia which even Miss Elizabeth Ashley could not remedy. Had she loved everyone equally she wouldn't have cared.

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Tybee
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I thought Nancy's left coast beautician (er, I meant Consultant de Glamour) was Mr. Phyllis of Silverlake, aka "glory hole Phil".
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Erna
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We won't give the name, but he had beautiful uncut sizemeat(over 8 on the ruler)!
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