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Charlie Sheen supposedly back on the bad stuff; And he looks it
Topic Started: Nov 1 2012, 02:02 PM (496 Views)
Tybee
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Charlie Sheen looks like a blivet (that's 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lb. bag for those who don't know). He's only 47 years old and he looks like a 60+ year old with dyed hair. If it's true he's back on the pipe full time (and it most likely is), I predict he won't be around much longer. How pathetic to be handed the keys to the palace, as he has so many times, only to just throw it all away for dope.
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In case you were wondering, Charlie Sheen is still being Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen is still keeping the economy alive by snorting a quarter ounce of coke a day, smoking crack, watching Internet porn all day and throwing thousands of dollars at high-priced pussy peddlers. A source tells Radar that Charlie is blowing through his Anger Management money in more ways than one.

The source says that for the past 8 months, Charlie has slipped back into his crackhead ways and is spending around $2,000 a day on the bad shit. Charlie's private drug dealer brings over a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine a day. Charlie sometimes snorts it, but since he's a lover of gourmet coke, he usually cooks it with baking soda in his bathroom and smokes it out of a pipe he made from a Fiji water bottle. Yes, Fiji. TRASH! Charlie needs to read this week's edition of GOOP, because GOOP says that only the poor smoke their drugs out of a Fiji water bottle. The rich only smoke their drugs out of $52 rolling papers from Sugar Paper or they smoke it out a pipe made from a Vittel water bottle imported from a recycling center in Toulouse.

When Charlie isn't inhaling the breath of a Lohan through a Fiji crack pipe, he's buying top shelf poon by the dozen. Charlie even has a favorite hooker and he loves her so much that he gave her the gift of a new vagina. The source says this:

"Charlie fancies one girl in particular and sometimes pays her a whopping $25,000 per night to be with him — and that's not all. This one girl that Charlie really likes had insecurities about her vagina so she begged Charlie to get her a vaginal rejuvenation surgery to make it prettier. And he did. He got her the surgery, and he also bought her a new car."

If you need a visual as to what an ugly vagina looks like, just look at that picture above again.

Charlie really is a saint for helping those with unfortunate chochas. That poor girl probably did whatever she could to revitalize her stale cookie. She hung one of those Little Trees air fresheners (scent: new twat) over her box and it didn't help. She put a new coat of paint on it. She refaced it. She even called HGTV's Holmes on Holmes for help, but nothing worked. Then the one-crackhead Make-A-Wish foundation for whores came along and answered her snatch's prayers. Since cheap ass Oprah isn't giving anything away for free nowadays, it's nice to know that Charlie is. You get a pussy! You get a pussy! And YOU get a pussy! Pussies for everyone!

http://dlisted.com/2012/11/01/charlie-sheen-bought-his-favorite-hooker-new-vagina
Edited by Tybee, Nov 1 2012, 04:49 PM.
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I enjoy his acting talent, but as a person he must have lots of issues or just feels entitled. Is he on the death list at DL?
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this is what often happens to people born with a silver spoon in their mouths who never had to work a day in their life.
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You can always tell if he's back on the pipe. The teeth are the first to go. He looks horrible. Doesn't he have a cute bro?
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Tybee
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Unfortunately, Emilio's looks went south years ago.
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But their brother Ramon is still a cutie.
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Erna
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Ramon = obvious homosexual!
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Tybee
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What's the giveaway for you MPC? The hair, the glint in his eyes, the purse of his lips? I'm not seeing it.
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Erna
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if we have to explain it, then you don't have 'fruit-dar'.......it cannot really be explained, it just is, one just knows from looking
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Tybee
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I do admit that my "fruitdar" is not good with pictures. Face to face, however, is another matter.
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He's had a death wish for ages.

Odd how his doping always goes hand in hand with his porn loving and whore mongering. :wag

I wonder what the root cause of his whole situation is? There have been rumors that he likes underage fellows and such. So, I wonder.

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Erna
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When we were in a (normal) movie with Ginger Lynn, in 1990, she was dating Charlie at the time and would give veiled references to the romance while at the make-up mirror.

We recently inspected footage of it on YouTube and were amazed how hot we looked then!
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Nov 3 2012, 05:44 AM
When we were in a (normal) movie with Ginger Lynn, in 1990, she was dating Charlie at the time and would give veiled references to the romance while at the make-up mirror.

We recently inspected footage of it on YouTube and were amazed how hot we looked then!
Since it is a normal movie then why don't you post a link to the YouTube clip you are referring to?
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Erna
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Ginger is known to be a Lesbian also
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Looks like Ginger had three legits in 1990.

Vice Academy II, Young Guns II and Buried Alive. She was and is stunningly beautiful. And looks to be still working with MILF flicks. Go Ginger!!!

So which were you in Madame La Campbell?
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Can't be Buried Alive. This was with John Carradine and filmed in 1988.

Leaves the other two as starring vehicles for our Madame La Camp Belle.
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Hmmmmmm..... Young Guns II has all the Sheen clan in it that is referenced here in this thread.

Lady Campbell, are you Viggo Mortensen? :eek
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Erna
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We were in one of the three movies named above. We remember meeting Ginger getting her make-up done in the 'dressing room' on the first day of shooting, very early in the morning, and she was very sweet to us. She reminded us of our late aunt.

The other fish in the movie were NOT nice to us.
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:OT Back in 84 or so, she had a scene with Harry Reems and the chemistry was off the charts. Both were very lovable back then. Doesn't look like she took herself and status too seriously.

:OT Again, but since she wouldn't testify in the government's case against underage Tracy Lords, they tortured her with IRS violations and if memory serves, she actually did jail time.

Thanks Reagan/Meese. Such an important issue to peruse. Shows how petty the Republicans back then really were. Revenge on an adult actress.
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Erna
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We were in the same 'halfway house', for different 'crimes', with Ginger in 1993!
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Tybee
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MPC you should write a book about your trip through life. I have a feeling it would be a very interesting read.
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Son?

He's my dead ringer!

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Erna
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Many have suggested this, Tybee, and we will be happy to begin the moment someone puts her money where her mouth is (aka an advance from a publisher)!!!
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