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| Tweet Topic Started: May 1 2013, 01:52 PM (289 Views) | |
| Tybee | May 1 2013, 01:52 PM Post #1 |
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I watched Tutera's silly show once and frankly I ended up wanting to slap him repeatedly about the head and shoulders. ![]() I love to drunk watch David Tutera's My Fair Wedding on WE, because it makes the dead organ that is my heart beat for a second when he tells a bride that the wedding dress she bought is tacky trash and it makes the dead organ that is my heart beat for two seconds when the bridesmaids tell the bride that the dress she picked out for them is tacky trash. Well, now David is going from designing weddings to designing his own divorce party, because he has quit his husband of 10 years Ryan Jurica. David and Ryan are expecting twins via a surrogate this summer, so they're fighting over two unborn babies too. The Kramer vs. Kramer drama of it all! TMZ says that David and Ryan got married in Vermont in 2003, but they live in California, where same-sex marriage isn't recognized, so they filed for a domestic partnership. David wants the domestic partnership shredded to a million pieces the same way he shreds all those tacky wedding dresses. David doesn't want to pay Ryan any spousal support and he also wants full legal and physical custody of their twins. David is willing to give Ryan visitation rights, but that's it. And David wants Ryan to pay for all the legal fees related to their split. David is coming at a bitch hard, so I'm guessing Ryan did something major to set him off. Maybe Ryan's peen wandered over to a side piece, or worse, maybe Ryan told David that one of his wedding centerpieces was ugly. Whatever the case may be, this is going to get messy, because I've seen Jason Bateman and Adam Lamber's wax love child fight with brides. He does not play. David and Ryan are going to fight at the foot of the surrogate's coochie when those babies come out. They're going to push the doctor out of the way and try to snatch each twin away. Put the cameras on them, WE! http://dlisted.com/2013/04/30/gay-drama-alert-david-tutera-dropped-his-partner-and-wants-full-custody-their-unborn-twin |
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| Erna | May 1 2013, 01:56 PM Post #2 |
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The Hershey Highway - as a 'lifestyle' - is the road to misery! |
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| Tybee | May 1 2013, 02:05 PM Post #3 |
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Well you don't seem to be that miserable.
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| Guest | May 1 2013, 02:42 PM Post #4 |
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From the looks of that room, where is Christopher Lowell when you need him? |
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| Guest | May 1 2013, 02:45 PM Post #5 |
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Those plates are so beyond dreadful. And what a cosy touch: An ungrouted brick floor! |
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| Erna | May 1 2013, 03:06 PM Post #6 |
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That's because we have never made it our 'lifestyle'. Instead we made it strictly our 'money-$tyle'! The only times we have misery is when we fall in love and give it away for free, as in with every one of our husbands. They were all big mistakes and wastes of time, including the present one. |
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| Tybee | May 1 2013, 04:05 PM Post #7 |
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It's not your lifestyle? You only "engage" when you're getting paid? So does Latino hubby pay you every time you two go at it? Hmmm, sounds like a pretty cozy relationship you have. And I thought you were the honorary mayor of Calle del Chocolate in Barcelona. |
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| Tybee | May 1 2013, 04:07 PM Post #8 |
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Those plates do look like something you'd pick up at a Big Lots tag sale. |
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| Erna | May 2 2013, 03:06 AM Post #9 |
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Sadly we have been giving it away for free to our husband for the better part of the past 11 years. Our desperate fear of being alone keeps us in this 'marriage', we wish we had the courage to just break away. |
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| Tybee | May 2 2013, 05:55 AM Post #10 |
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Doesn't sound like either one of them is parent material. The hubby is apparently a drunk, and Tutera (it is claimed) is a sex addicted whore monger. The hubby looks like he's seen worse for wear since that holiday shot was taken. http://dlisted.com/2013/05/01/david-tutera-hooker-loving-sex-addict-so-says-his-husband ![]() |
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| Guest | May 2 2013, 06:37 AM Post #11 |
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I think the only way the "gay lifestyle" leads to misery is if you try and live the night club lifestyle. I assume that is what people are referring to when they say the gay lifestyle. I have a husband and kids, have had them for years and have had no misery. That's my gay lifestyle and it's just fine. |
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| Tybee | May 2 2013, 07:07 AM Post #12 |
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Where are all these people living this miserable gay lifestyle MPC speaks of? Am I missing something because I don't know any of these supposed pathetic people. I've known loads of homosexuals in my time, some for well more than 50 years, and they all spend 99.9% of their time working, taking care of their homes, a few raising children, paying and complaining about how high their taxes are, and everything else most of the apparently much happier heterosexual world does. The 1% of their time left over for fun is usually spent napping (personally I'm working toward adopted a 99.9% napping-1% TCB lifestyle since retirement). I've known loads of heterosexuals as well and they complain far more about their various miseries than my homosexual friends do. |
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| Erna | May 2 2013, 07:19 AM Post #13 |
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Does the fat ugly one on the left corn-hole the nelly one on the right? |
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| Tybee | May 2 2013, 07:35 AM Post #14 |
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Now why do you assume the chubby one is a corn on the cob lover? He looks more the pizza and beer type to me. :biggrin
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| Guest | May 2 2013, 07:58 AM Post #15 |
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It looks as if they both went on a prolonged booze bender between pictures. |
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| Erna | May 2 2013, 11:26 AM Post #16 |
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Usually it is the bigger and/or uglier one on top. |
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| Erna | May 2 2013, 01:15 PM Post #17 |
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We assume the fugly one on the left is the one with the money? So it was a 'busine$$' relatiaship from the start. |
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| Tybee | May 2 2013, 02:06 PM Post #18 |
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Oh good God no! He's a nobody (a low level crew person from Tutera's wedding show). Tutera is the money bags in that relationship. |
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| Guest | May 2 2013, 03:00 PM Post #19 |
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Ryan still looks young even though he has gained weight. David appears to be working hard to stay young, I detest his hairstyle on older men, to me it shows their desperation of try and look young. It is just so sad two babies have to be brought into all of their mess. |
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| Guest | May 2 2013, 03:01 PM Post #20 |
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A note to everyone, not just PPSM: If you are the one not making the money, don't let yourself go. |
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