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Bette Davis and Talulah Bankhead; were out hiking in the mountains near Palm Springs
Topic Started: May 2 2013, 03:35 AM (214 Views)
Erna
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when suddenly a rattlesnake jumped out from the bushes and bit Tallulah right on her papaya.

As she screamed and writhed on pain she begged Bette to run for a doctor. Bette strolled slowly into town and finally found a doctor who told her: "You must suck the venom out of the wound or she will die",,,,when Bette finally returned to Tallulah , Tallu frantically asked "what did the doctor say"?!.

Bette took a very long slow drag on her cigarette........ and replied....... "he says you're gonna die".
Edited by Erna, May 2 2013, 07:25 AM.
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^ Is that you mum ?
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Simon Magus
May 2 2013, 09:00 AM
^ Is that you mum ?
Bette Davis was born in 1908, so she couldn't have been.

Too young.
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Can i just say how nice it is to run into Mrs Patrick Campbell.

People miss you very much over on JUB.
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We found the people/comments on JUB to be insufferably dull and un-hip, so we did not remain there.
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MrsPatrickCampbell
May 2 2013, 11:42 AM
We found the people/comments on JUB to be insufferably dull and un-hip, so we did not remain there.
Well you've certainly hit the jackpot here. :rofl
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Who the hell is this new Simon Maggot person? He seems pretty mouthy for a newby. That you Justin? :crazy
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May 2 2013, 11:49 AM
Who the hell is this new Simon Maggot person? He seems pretty mouthy for a newby. That you Justin? :crazy
Darn you caught me out.

Oscar Wilde :rofl
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We knew a fabulous eldersister dancer (now sadly RIP) who danced in Vegas with many stars, including Judy Garland.

She met Tallulah many times there and said Tallulah would sometimes place one of her udders in her martini glass while seated at the bar 'in her cups'.
Edited by Erna, May 2 2013, 01:13 PM.
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You know what they say. You can take the girl out of Alabama, but you can't take the Alabama out of their girl.
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Tybee
May 2 2013, 12:04 PM
You know what they say. You can take the girl out of Alabama, but you can't take the Alabama out of their girl.
Who says that? :rofl
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Fist Me
May 2 2013, 12:53 PM
Tybee
May 2 2013, 12:04 PM
You know what they say. You can take the girl out of Alabama, but you can't take the Alabama out of their girl.
Who says that? :rofl
Retards.
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