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| Tonight we shall enjoy large sizemeat!; Because our husband is spending the night here. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 7 2013, 09:50 AM (187 Views) | |
| Erna | May 7 2013, 09:50 AM Post #1 |
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Discuss! |
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| Guest | May 7 2013, 10:26 AM Post #2 |
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This makes me yawn as wide as your orifice. #sameoldshit |
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| Deleted User | May 7 2013, 10:27 AM Post #3 |
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Your previous laments force me to question this. Best of luck, though. |
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| Erna | May 7 2013, 10:49 AM Post #4 |
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If there is no good actia tonight, then divorce is near. |
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| Deleted User | May 7 2013, 10:57 AM Post #5 |
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Edge of seat, bated breath, etc. |
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| Tybee | May 7 2013, 11:49 AM Post #6 |
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Lady Campbell, when are you going to realize it's time to cut the royal cord and let Señor Sizemeat know that you are an unhappy spouse. He seems to be using you as his human amuse-bouche. Isn't it time you let him know you're tired of being an appetizer when you secretly want to be the roast beef on the all-you-can-eat buffet?
Edited by Tybee, May 7 2013, 11:52 AM.
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| Erna | May 7 2013, 12:18 PM Post #7 |
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Tonight is the final and decisive night. Unless we have a great time, with no unpleasantness or half-hearted sex from him, divorce is assured. |
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| Guest | May 7 2013, 01:11 PM Post #8 |
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Sent packing, if there's no packing. |
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| Erna | May 8 2013, 04:10 AM Post #9 |
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It was not good last night. We are going to ask why(by email) and are prepared for immediate divorce. A man(aka "str8 guy") friend told us long ago that we will feel bad for a while but ultimately it will be much better for us. |
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| Guest | May 8 2013, 06:29 AM Post #10 |
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Having MPC's mussy must be like keeping a Bengal tiger as a pet: That's a lot of meat to keep in the house! |
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| Tybee | May 8 2013, 10:53 AM Post #11 |
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Are you in the will Lady Campbell? At least if he dies you can then claim Dowager Lady status. There's an upside to most tragedies. |
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| Erna | May 8 2013, 11:59 AM Post #12 |
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We are going to send him an email saying we have tolerated his unpleasantness and rudeness and lack of sex for far too long and now we are done with him.
Edited by Erna, May 8 2013, 12:00 PM.
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| Tybee | May 8 2013, 12:28 PM Post #13 |
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Uh huh.
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| Erna | May 8 2013, 01:02 PM Post #14 |
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Can our marriage be saved? |
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| Tybee | May 8 2013, 01:20 PM Post #15 |
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Only if you both really want it to. Sounds like you two have gotten to the point of using each other. When that happens it's time to trade up. |
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| Deleted User | May 8 2013, 01:32 PM Post #16 |
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I called it. |
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| Tybee | May 8 2013, 01:41 PM Post #17 |
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What happened to the old days, when "enjoying sizemeat" meant digging into a 16 oz. Porterhouse?
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| Erna | May 8 2013, 02:14 PM Post #18 |
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Sizemeat has always led to misery for us - a few months or a couple of years of ecstasy, followed by years of unspeakable misery. A very wise hairdresser-sister warned us years ago when we were just married to our gorgeous horse-hung blond husband: "Remember honey - big dick means big trouble"! Truer words were never spoken. Edited by Erna, May 8 2013, 02:25 PM.
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| Tybee | May 8 2013, 02:19 PM Post #19 |
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But you never learn. What's up with that? |
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| Kierkegaard | May 8 2013, 10:32 PM Post #20 |
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“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.” |
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What happened to the old days, when "enjoying sizemeat" meant digging into a 16 oz. Porterhouse?

3:55 AM Jul 11