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| Tweet Topic Started: May 9 2013, 10:22 AM (471 Views) | |
| BenZ | May 9 2013, 10:22 AM Post #1 |
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My boss is being a cunt, so I came home. Now I'm sitting here drinking mimosas and eating Nancy's bite-size quiches. My supervisor this year is a real barracuda. This might be the year I quit for good. |
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| BenZ | May 9 2013, 10:33 AM Post #2 |
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The bitch is about 50 years old and wears her hair down to her waist, with reading glasses perched on the end of her nose. She wears so much eye shadow that it's caked around her eyes. Can't stand to look at her. |
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| Tybee | May 9 2013, 10:52 AM Post #3 |
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Have you considered cutting her brake lines?
Edited by Tybee, May 9 2013, 10:52 AM.
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| Guest | May 9 2013, 12:32 PM Post #4 |
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You keeping leaving work to drink, they may make that decision for you. |
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| BenZ | May 9 2013, 01:06 PM Post #5 |
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Spare me your Puritan work ethic BS. |
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| Erna | May 9 2013, 01:06 PM Post #6 |
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We hope you get fired, without unemployment or welfare money, Mary OP. |
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| BenZ | May 9 2013, 01:13 PM Post #7 |
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I hope your husband leaves you for someone half his age. |
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| Guest | May 9 2013, 02:48 PM Post #8 |
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There's so much negativity in the world, I love a thread filled with hope! |
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| Guest | May 9 2013, 06:15 PM Post #9 |
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i had some sympathy for you until i read this shit |
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| Guest | May 9 2013, 07:25 PM Post #10 |
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Why? Because it's the portrait of a cunt? |
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| Guest | May 9 2013, 07:43 PM Post #11 |
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Sounds more like a portrait of Crystal Gayle in the library.
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 03:18 AM Post #12 |
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One of the best classical guitar teachers I ever had was a 50-something German woman with hair down below her waist and reading glasses always perched on her nose. She was fabulous. If that's all you can cough up as proof your boss is a cunt then you're not very convincing. |
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| Deleted User | May 10 2013, 06:28 AM Post #13 |
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Lolz. I am enjoying the exchange from a coffee shop in Dusseldorf. How is everyone? |
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| BenZ | May 10 2013, 06:58 AM Post #14 |
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The hair and glasses were just the first clues. Everything would've been fine had she not started flapping her pussy lips in my face the way these overcompensating harpies tend to do. |
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| Erna | May 10 2013, 07:09 AM Post #15 |
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We never understood the fascinatia with germany, which is still an occupied territory under the control of the American army. We recall the few times we walked around there between trains and we had a very uneasy feeling that it was very much like being back in America! We much prefer Austria and Switzerland for our dose of german food. |
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 09:33 AM Post #16 |
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Bratwurst and lederhosen. Need I say more? |
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 09:36 AM Post #17 |
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Love the caftan! |
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| BenZ | May 10 2013, 03:58 PM Post #18 |
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She smells like hard-boiled eggs, a sure sign of a dirty cooter. |
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| Deleted User | May 10 2013, 04:11 PM Post #19 |
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I'm attending a sci-fi convention called Fedcon, and just met the adorable John Barrowman. I would have no other reason to be in Dusseldorf, but it is a pleasant little city (though I liked Cologne much better). |
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| Erna | May 10 2013, 04:33 PM Post #20 |
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Why don't you go to Basel, Mary PP? They have wonderful food and you can also hide your money there! |
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 04:35 PM Post #21 |
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The road signs say Köln. |
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| BenZ | May 10 2013, 05:20 PM Post #22 |
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Today the old sow had on black stretch pants and you could see her camel toe. The hard-boiled egg smell emanating from her meat trap was even stronger than usual. |
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| BenZ | May 10 2013, 05:21 PM Post #23 |
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It probably has teeth. Some of them do, you know. |
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 06:19 PM Post #24 |
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That's probably just the vagina bone. |
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 08:21 PM Post #25 |
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You really are lowlife trash, aren't you? |
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| BenZ | May 10 2013, 08:33 PM Post #26 |
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Don't you have some bread to bake? |
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| Guest | May 10 2013, 08:40 PM Post #27 |
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Thanks for the confirmation |
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| BenZ | May 10 2013, 08:47 PM Post #28 |
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Likewise. |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2013, 01:43 AM Post #29 |
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Do you also over pronounce Spanish place names like on SNL? Just curious. |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2013, 01:44 AM Post #30 |
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Not after 2015 I can't. |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2013, 01:46 AM Post #31 |
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That has put me right off my breakfast fruit salad, Benz. |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2013, 01:48 AM Post #32 |
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Benz, I am not one of the cunts here to insult you, but it does sound as if you're having a depressive episode. And employers can smell that on you and will try to get rid of you. Go see a doctor! |
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| Erna | May 11 2013, 04:54 AM Post #33 |
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Why not after 2015? |
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