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Why do men (aka str8 guys) pay fish for sex?; instead of the other way around?
Topic Started: May 13 2013, 07:39 AM (385 Views)
Erna
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In the good old sane times, it WAS the other way around. The fish had to pay the man to marry her.

It was called a "dowry".
Edited by Erna, May 14 2013, 06:32 AM.
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They like that old nasty tuna taco. No idea why.
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By paying for it, it usually comes with no strings attached.

A lot of straight people can't understand gay lust, so it's normal for you to not understand theirs. Just adopt a live and let live philosophy and quit obsessing over straight desires. (Really, if you look at how many times you post about it...).
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Erna
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We are disturbed that men (aka "str8 guys") waste money on fish when sisters are very happy and willing to do them for free.
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Very well, since you won't let it go.

It's part of the New World Order. A plan put forth by the CIA in order to transfer more money from hardworking schlubs into the hands of the few. But don't tell anybody lest they come after you.
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Fine, I'll play along.

1) Contrary to what you and most DLers seem to think, the idea of sex with another man is as repulsive to straight men as sex with women is to us.

2) Most women are not hardwired to just fuck for the sake of fucking. Yes, they enjoy sex and yes they can be slutty, but it's typically for more complex reasons than men. So they don't prowl around trying to get it constantly, and many seem balanced without it.

3) Combine 1 and 2. Men get horny for a simple fuck, they've zero interest in doing it with men, and non-hooker women aren't as available as non-hooker gay men. Hence, hookers.

It's more perplexing to me that so many gay men go the hooker route as well, given how easy it is to get laid as a gay man (unless you're really old or obese or hideous).
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Erna
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Many men (aka "str8 guys") go to glory holes to receive free oral relief from sisters.
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MrsPatrickCampbell
May 13 2013, 04:28 PM
Many men (aka "str8 guys") go to glory holes to receive free oral relief from sisters.
And even you realized you needed to put "str8 guys" in quotes.

If they're getting off with other guys, they're closet gay or bi. Not straight. Period. End of story.

And this has been argued both here and at DL trillions of times over the years.

Back to my David Sedaris book.
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Straight guys in prison have sex because they have no other outlet. This is widely agreed on in the psychological community.

Straight guys who cannot find whores or for whatever other reason have no female "outlet" can put their dick in a hole to be sucked because they don't have to look at the other side. It doesn't make them bi, it makes them horny.
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MrsPatrickCampbell
May 13 2013, 04:28 PM
Many men (aka "str8 guys") go to glory holes to receive free oral relief from sisters.
I've stuck my dick in a glory hole before, but there's never been a nun on the other side of it.
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May 13 2013, 06:26 PM
I've stuck my dick in a glory hole before, but there's never been a nun on the other side of it.
...THAT YOU KNOW OF.

Yeah. Think about it.
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May 13 2013, 05:20 PM
Straight guys in prison have sex because they have no other outlet. This is widely agreed on in the psychological community.

Straight guys who cannot find whores or for whatever other reason have no female "outlet" can put their dick in a hole to be sucked because they don't have to look at the other side. It doesn't make them bi, it makes them horny.
Guys who go to such great lengths to justify their self-loathing hero worship of straight guys are pathetic.

Internet erotica, porn, and the odd fantasy are one thing. But insisting straight men regularly have sex with men in the real world is just sad. We're not just talking about prison, either.

It implies that we as gay men would fuck women under the right circumstances, and implies the whole "sexuality is a choice" argument has validity. It doesn't.

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Erna
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Fish are so icky, nasty and disgusting. It makes us pity one of our man (aka str8 guy) friends who is lucky to be able to pork a reasonably young, hot tuna but wearing a rubber and when he cannot shoot with the rubber on (can anyone?) he removes it and the tuna jerks him off.

And he considers this to be sex.
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Pollyanna Prisspot, School Marm
May 14 2013, 03:14 AM


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But insisting straight men regularly have sex with men in the real world is just sad.


Nobody said regularly. It was said "when there's no other outlet."

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It implies that we as gay men would fuck women under the right circumstances


Under the right circumstances? What do you mean by "right"? Under certain circumstances I would and have.
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Fish are CONSTANTLY 'capturing' for themselves gorgeous young homosexuals, we see it all the time.

We are tempted to yell out "from gay to str8, another success story"!
Edited by Erna, May 14 2013, 06:33 AM.
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Many gays and lesbians married into heterosexual relationships in the past and had children. People can and do have sex with those outside of their orientation.

I think I will believe the medical community over some online persona who insists on spamming a website with his blog in the hopes of creating a meltdown.
http://www.webmd.com/sex/news/20060918/many-straight-men-have-gay-sex
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Pollyanna Prisspot, School Marm
May 14 2013, 03:14 AM


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But insisting straight men regularly have sex with men in the real world is just sad.


Nobody said regularly. It was said "when there's no other outlet."

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It implies that we as gay men would fuck women under the right circumstances


Under the right circumstances? What do you mean by "right"? Under certain circumstances I would and have.
Well most gay men wouldn't.

That's why we're gay.
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Breaking down the differences between sexual identity and orientation; sexual preference; sexual fantasies; and sexual behaviour.
http://hotasfuckblog.blogspot.com/2010/12/up-to-no-good.html?zx=eac5943ecc7321b3

According to the Centers for Disease Control, more than 3 million men (in the US) who self-identify as straight secretly have sex with other men.
http://www.wickedgayblog.com/2011/10/when-straight-men-have-sex-with-other.html
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Pollyanna Prisspot, School Marm
May 14 2013, 06:36 AM
Well most gay men wouldn't.

That's why we're gay.
No, you're gay because of who you are attracted to, not because of who you are repulsed by.
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Honey, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey "identify as straight."

What's your point?
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That people can and do have sex with others outside of their orientation. I think those you listed just proved the point.

Well, maybe not Spacey.
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Erna
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We have occasionally preformed Lesbian acts when we were paid to do it.
Edited by Erna, May 14 2013, 07:09 AM.
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What makes sex exciting to straight men is the idea that they're dirty old men sticking a big, ugly thing inside the girlies and making them cry (then cumming on their faces). Most guys would think that's worth some money left on the dresser.
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"... more than 3 million men (in the US) who self-identify as straight secretly have sex with other men".

"I hope they're not donating blood products!!" -Pearl McClutcher
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What makes sex exciting
May 14 2013, 01:16 PM
What makes sex exciting to straight men is the idea that they're dirty old men sticking a big, ugly thing inside the girlies and making them cry (then cumming on their faces). Most guys would think that's worth some money left on the dresser.
The world of heterosexual is a sick & boring life!
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