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I have jad a soititual exnlightenment
Topic Started: Jul 11 2013, 07:44 AM (487 Views)
BenZ

I havr gonr fit over 24 hours eitgouy sleeo and adter my morning meek os mimosas and egg wgitrs, everthing is suddenly si clear. Very oeaceful, like a pond on a syreem. Is this enlightenmevt??
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That language is not included in the auto translator built into my browser. :eek :lol
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BenZ
Jul 11 2013, 07:44 AM
I havr gonr fit over 24 hours eitgouy sleeo and adter my morning meek os mimosas and egg wgitrs, everthing is suddenly si clear. Very oeaceful, like a pond on a syreem. Is this enlightenmevt??
Someone has gone to the "Judy 'Pills' Academy of Pretending to Type Drunk"
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Iam suddebly at pieacs eith all thinhs. Nothing teiubles me in this mimrbt. I smell the frsgra
Nt arima of butmeg. I sre me grandmother smiking at me. I frel love in my heart toward all nabkinx.
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Paging PPSM... She's almost certain to have rudimental Klingon.
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All comminjcsyion is ultimately intuitive. I am si prscefuk inthe now
. It is yhe Power of Now. Enkighttrbrenmtb has removee all inbivitions from my oerson.
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I have decided to use buttmeg to refer to a musky hole.

Something productive did come out of this thread after all.
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Allriiiite then guru...what is the answer to life, the universe and everything? (42 has been taken)
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"Butmeg"? Is that like smegma of the butt? :spew

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Jul 11 2013, 08:31 AM
Allriiiite then guru...what is the answer to life, the universe and everything? (42 has been taken)
All I can say is thsy aftert eschrwing skeeo.for 24 hohys, after mrbteahfast of mimosas and egh whites, and a dose of Xsbax, I had wgar I now bekiebe is a soirtitisl eoseienve if pieabe. It was not due to my iwn egfforys and I csnnot shoe the way. It wad a cift ffim a hower piwer.
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Nutmeg
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The Internet being what it is, never knowing if anything/one is real, I don't know what my reaction to this thread should be. Annoyed? Or very concerned?
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BenZ

Im feeling very fibr so noonr should werry!
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I completed almost half of James Joyce's Finnigan's Wake; thought I was up to this challenge...but nope!
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Jul 11 2013, 08:52 AM
I completed almost half of James Joyce's Finnigan's Wake; thought I was up to this challenge...but nope!
Countdown to being told you are lying about reading that book . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .
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I am suddenly feekinf very nauseoys.
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Ben-Z, now that you're nice and "relaxed" and amongst friends can you tell us what you really think of PPSM?
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Hey BenZ, why not PM a dick pic to MPC show she could review it?
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^ So she could review it
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I once PMed MPC but she neber responded.

Ithink OPSm is a nice persin, but insecute. He has gotten on my netves ss of late.



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Jul 11 2013, 09:17 AM
I once PMed MPC but she neber responded.

Ithink OPSm is a nice persin, but insecute. He has gotten on my netves ss of late.



Thank you.

Would you really do Apartment Four? I would, he sounds strangely hot!
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I may have been mustaken about not having slept in 24 hours. Also, my morning mimosa shoyld have been mote accurately described as a screwdriver since Im out of champagne and used Titos handmade vodka instead.
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Jul 11 2013, 09:33 AM
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Jul 11 2013, 09:17 AM
I once PMed MPC but she neber responded.

Ithink OPSm is a nice persin, but insecute. He has gotten on my netves ss of late.



Thank you.

Would you really do Apartment Four? I would, he sounds strangely hot!
I'm afraid he'd be tioo rough in me. Cocaine users can be unoredictavly viiolent.
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BenZ
Jul 11 2013, 09:39 AM
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Jul 11 2013, 09:33 AM
BenZ
Jul 11 2013, 09:17 AM
I once PMed MPC but she neber responded.

Ithink OPSm is a nice persin, but insecute. He has gotten on my netves ss of late.



Thank you.

Would you really do Apartment Four? I would, he sounds strangely hot!
I'm afraid he'd be tioo rough in me. Cocaine users can be unoredictavly viiolent.
I would've thought you like it more on the wild side, lol.

Now, PPSM, you'd be quite safe there...not one for ravishing I think it's safe to assume; interested? (I get a cut of the fee ;) )
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BenZ

PPSM and I are sexially inconpatible, although he is quite atyractive!
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like fly paper?
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BenZ

You realize you are even more annoying than he is, right?
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you sobered up quick.
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BenZ
Jul 11 2013, 09:56 AM
PPSM and I are sexially inconpatible, although he is quite atyractive!
You really believe that crap about not bottoming?! He's got bottom written all over him.. He's constitutionally a bottom… Psychologically, personality, everything screams B-O-T-T-O-M!

My theory is that his boyfriend is refusing to lay the pipe and the hysterical anal aversion really just is PPSM making a neurotic virtue out of necessity. That's where all his attitude is coming from… Dude is frustrated! Truth is the boyfriend is probably still climbing on other dudes backs instead, all the while poor polly is preaching to every man and his dog how disgusting they find that act, lol.
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You have certaonly given this a lot of thought.
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Jul 11 2013, 10:18 AM
You have certaonly given this a lot of thought.
Yes, and I've got the soiled socks to prove it.
Oh god nooooo let me take that back! :spew
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Finally, the truth scomes out. I told y.all thetes a
thin line between lov and hate
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Jul 11 2013, 10:26 AM
Finally, the truth scomes out. I told y.all thetes a
thin line between lov and hate
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No, faaaaaaar from my type in every respect. I'm Just curious as to the "real" underlying motive behind his compulsion to lecture other gay men about how "icky" and unhygienic anal sex is. There are plenty of other guys, myself included, who are not into it but don't feel the obsessive need to browbeat those that are. Something odd is going on there, non?
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Jul 11 2013, 10:10 AM
You realize you are even more annoying than he is, right?
Oh, dear. You forgot to type "drunk." The correct punctuation was particularly disappointing.
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Jul 11 2013, 10:37 AM
BenZ
Jul 11 2013, 10:26 AM
Finally, the truth scomes out. I told y.all thetes a
thin line between lov and hate
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No, faaaaaaar from my type in every respect. I'm Just curious as to the "real" underlying motive behind his compulsion to lecture other gay men about how "icky" and unhygienic anal sex is. There are plenty of other guys, myself included, who are not into it but don't feel the obsessive need to browbeat those that are. Something odd is going on there, non?
But it doesn't stop there. There's a compulsion to lecture meat eaters, people who misspell, people who disagree, etc.

At least he realizes it, which is probably why he picked the school marm handle.

The psychosis goes far deeper than I care to probe.
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How the fuck did you dizzy queens manage to turn yet another thread into a PPSM shitfest?
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BenZ
Jul 11 2013, 10:26 AM
Finally, the truth scomes out. I told y.all thetes a
thin line between lov and hate
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No, faaaaaaar from my type in every respect. I'm Just curious as to the "real" underlying motive behind his compulsion to lecture other gay men about how "icky" and unhygienic anal sex is. There are plenty of other guys, myself included, who are not into it but don't feel the obsessive need to browbeat those that are. Something odd is going on there, non?
But it doesn't stop there. There's a compulsion to lecture meat eaters, people who misspell, people who disagree, etc.

At least he realizes it, which is probably why he picked the school marm handle.

The psychosis goes far deeper than I care to probe.
No, and he won't let you "probe"…or so he claims!
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Jul 11 2013, 10:49 AM
How the fuck did you dizzy queens manage to turn yet another thread into a PPSM shitfest?
Your "mimosa with vodka" is showing again.
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BenZ you're so goddamn sexy. There's something so attractive about the feckless rich. You are well off, right? ...Otherwise you're just a drunken bum and that will kill my wood quicker than napalm.
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BenZ, boxers or briefs?

Roundhead or Cavalier?
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He's forced to work for a woman who's cameltoe smells like limburger, so can't be too well off.

But then again, he can certainly afford the liquor.
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Jul 11 2013, 11:42 AM
He's forced to work for a woman who's cameltoe smells like limburger, so can't be too well off.

But then again, he can certainly afford the liquor.
I got the impression he just pootles around with work if and when he gets the inclination, otherwise he's rapidly draining (fitting term) a trust fund or legacy or some such. I might be wrong.
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Define "well off."

I have a small trust fund and I inherited my grandmothers house. I only work to supplement the trust fund. I could just as well tell my boss to fuck off, and she knows it.
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oddest bender ever. Every other comment you can't spell.
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BenZ, imbibing today? Silly question?
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BenZ

I had a bloody mary (tomatoes are a superfood!) with my egg whites this morning, but no Xanax. I think that's what caused yesterday's episode. :(
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My aversion to anal sex of any kind is considerably less psychotic than the thinly veiled misogyny most gay men exhibit by insisting upon throwing the word "bottom" around as an insult.

Think about it long and hard, dears.

Oh, and do keep talking about me when it's unprovoked and I'm not even in a thread. It validates everything I already think of you, claiming to hate "attention whores" and yet discussing them endlessly at the same time.

And I'm sorry if I have irritated you as of late, BenZ. It was not my intention. I find you entertaining.
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