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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 15 2013, 10:43 AM (383 Views) | |
| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 10:43 AM Post #1 |
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College kid working the drive thru at my local Whataburger. They take forever with even a simple order, so I chatted with him for a bit. I passed him my number and he called. We met up last night and had two tons of fun. He seemed a bit lonely, and eager for some human contact. A cute guy, just about 50 lbs overweight. Really kind and funny. I want more! |
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| Erna | Aug 15 2013, 10:47 AM Post #2 |
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You must have an impressive unit, OP! We hope you got some cash for porking those geriatrics and fatties. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 10:56 AM Post #3 |
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Benz did you sense he was gay? Or just an overweight straight guy who needed to get laid? Fat straight guys can be fun. Especially when they pull out their million dollar peen! |
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| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 10:58 AM Post #4 |
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He was a bit fey, yes. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 11:07 AM Post #5 |
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Yes, because horny straight guys love dick.
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| Fattie | Aug 15 2013, 11:08 AM Post #6 |
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Pork? Did someone say pork?
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| Deleted User | Aug 15 2013, 11:32 AM Post #7 |
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The fetishizing of straight men is sooooo last season. Self respect: grab yourself some. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 11:49 AM Post #8 |
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It takes a looong hotdog to penetrate massive buns. But big hotdogs like fit guys, so tubbies have to rely on dildos and imagination. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 12:04 PM Post #9 |
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Overweight people can't' reach around to wipe good. You posted this at the DL too, but on this site left out the part where he sat on your face. |
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| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 12:16 PM Post #10 |
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He wasn't so big he couldn't reach around himself. Christ. Yes, he sat on my face, but I can be more overtly sexual there than I can here, so I left it out of the ZL post. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 12:21 PM Post #11 |
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One should never leave that out of discussion here! |
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| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 12:33 PM Post #12 |
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Over on DL, they think I'm Brandon now. As if. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 15 2013, 12:36 PM Post #13 |
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They do love a bit of intrigue. |
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| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 12:38 PM Post #14 |
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They're probably the same idiots who can't tell the difference between Miss Helen Bedd and Mrs Patrick Campbell. And who constantly scream "EST!" at anything remotely amusing. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 15 2013, 12:41 PM Post #15 |
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And they dared to say I wear cheap shoes! Ermahgerd! |
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| Erna | Aug 15 2013, 12:47 PM Post #16 |
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This Saturday we expect that our husband will sit on our face. |
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| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 12:56 PM Post #17 |
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Does he have a muscle ass, MPC? Or is it soft and doughy? |
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| Erna | Aug 15 2013, 01:12 PM Post #18 |
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A muscle ass, perfectly shaped with no flaws. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 01:17 PM Post #19 |
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They think you are "Brandon Lite" -- which is neither flattering nor off the mark. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 01:23 PM Post #20 |
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I was wrong. Some do think you are Brandon. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 01:43 PM Post #21 |
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You bragging or complaining BenZ? |
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| BenZ | Aug 15 2013, 01:46 PM Post #22 |
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Complaining. I'm nothing like Brandon. He trolls brilliantly, but there is nothing fun or witty about him. |
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| apartment four | Aug 15 2013, 02:08 PM Post #23 |
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Figures. Some DLers were convinced Brandon was Luka Magnotta |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 02:23 PM Post #24 |
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He charged you for the burger but the Happy Meal was free. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 05:17 PM Post #25 |
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It was satire actually. I don't fancy straight guys they are absolute cunts. |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 05:18 PM Post #26 |
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Mrs Patrick how many people are involve din this F$%&fest? |
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| Tybee | Aug 15 2013, 05:42 PM Post #27 |
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I think we have the title for a new Katy Perry song. "I Porked A Fattie And I Liked It!" |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 05:52 PM Post #28 |
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I think it should be "I Porked A Fattie AND I Licked It!" |
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| Tybee | Aug 15 2013, 06:02 PM Post #29 |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 07:01 PM Post #30 |
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl |
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| Deleted User | Aug 15 2013, 07:03 PM Post #31 |
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Did it taste of cherry Chapstick? |
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| Guest | Aug 15 2013, 07:07 PM Post #32 |
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I would have thought flour. |
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| apartment four | Aug 15 2013, 10:26 PM Post #33 |
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So odd that you showed up during talk about Bexton and Justin. are you privy to any details? |
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