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I porked a fattie
Topic Started: Aug 15 2013, 10:43 AM (383 Views)
BenZ

College kid working the drive thru at my local Whataburger. They take forever with even a simple order, so I chatted with him for a bit. I passed him my number and he called. We met up last night and had two tons of fun.

He seemed a bit lonely, and eager for some human contact. A cute guy, just about 50 lbs overweight. Really kind and funny. I want more!
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You must have an impressive unit, OP!

We hope you got some cash for porking those geriatrics and fatties.
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Benz did you sense he was gay? Or just an overweight straight guy who needed to get laid? Fat straight guys can be fun. Especially when they pull out their million dollar peen!
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Aug 15 2013, 10:56 AM
Benz did you sense he was gay?
He was a bit fey, yes.
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Aug 15 2013, 10:56 AM
Benz did you sense he was gay? Or just an overweight straight guy who needed to get laid? Fat straight guys can be fun. Especially when they pull out their million dollar peen!
Yes, because horny straight guys love dick. :eyeroll
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Pork? Did someone say pork? :yum
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The fetishizing of straight men is sooooo last season.

Self respect: grab yourself some.
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It takes a looong hotdog to penetrate massive buns. But big hotdogs like fit guys, so tubbies have to rely on dildos and imagination.
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Overweight people can't' reach around to wipe good. You posted this at the DL too, but on this site left out the part where he sat on your face.
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Aug 15 2013, 12:04 PM
Overweight people can't' reach around to wipe good. You posted this at the DL too, but on this site left out the part where he sat on your face.
He wasn't so big he couldn't reach around himself. Christ. Yes, he sat on my face, but I can be more overtly sexual there than I can here, so I left it out of the ZL post.
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One should never leave that out of discussion here!
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BenZ

Over on DL, they think I'm Brandon now. As if.
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BenZ
Aug 15 2013, 12:33 PM
Over on DL, they think I'm Brandon now. As if.
They do love a bit of intrigue.
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They're probably the same idiots who can't tell the difference between Miss Helen Bedd and Mrs Patrick Campbell. And who constantly scream "EST!" at anything remotely amusing.
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And they dared to say I wear cheap shoes!

Ermahgerd!
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This Saturday we expect that our husband will sit on our face.
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BenZ

Does he have a muscle ass, MPC? Or is it soft and doughy?
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A muscle ass, perfectly shaped with no flaws.
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BenZ
Aug 15 2013, 12:33 PM
Over on DL, they think I'm Brandon now. As if.
They think you are "Brandon Lite" -- which is neither flattering nor off the mark.
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I was wrong. Some do think you are Brandon.
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You bragging or complaining BenZ?
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Complaining. I'm nothing like Brandon. He trolls brilliantly, but there is nothing fun or witty about him.
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Figures. Some DLers were convinced Brandon was Luka Magnotta
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BenZ
Aug 15 2013, 12:16 PM
Christ. Yes, he sat on my face
He charged you for the burger but the Happy Meal was free.
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Aug 15 2013, 11:07 AM
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Aug 15 2013, 10:56 AM
Benz did you sense he was gay? Or just an overweight straight guy who needed to get laid? Fat straight guys can be fun. Especially when they pull out their million dollar peen!
Yes, because horny straight guys love dick. :eyeroll
It was satire actually. I don't fancy straight guys they are absolute cunts.
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MrsPatrickCampbell
Aug 15 2013, 12:47 PM
This Saturday we expect that our husband will sit on our face.
Mrs Patrick how many people are involve din this F$%&fest?
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Tybee
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I think we have the title for a new Katy Perry song. "I Porked A Fattie And I Liked It!"
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I think it should be "I Porked A Fattie AND I Licked It!"
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:eek :lol
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Tybee
Aug 15 2013, 05:42 PM
I think we have the title for a new Katy Perry song. "I Porked A Fattie And I Liked It!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Tybee
Aug 15 2013, 05:42 PM
I think we have the title for a new Katy Perry song. "I Porked A Fattie And I Liked It!"
Did it taste of cherry Chapstick?
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Pollyanna Prisspot, School Marm
Aug 15 2013, 07:03 PM
Tybee
Aug 15 2013, 05:42 PM
I think we have the title for a new Katy Perry song. "I Porked A Fattie And I Liked It!"
Did it taste of cherry Chapstick?
I would have thought flour.
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ChairmanMeow
Aug 15 2013, 09:10 PM
BenZ
Aug 15 2013, 12:33 PM
Over on DL, they think I'm Brandon now. As if.
You guys thought I was Brandon too...and Justin...and Javi...
(I was formally known as Chav, née Bridget Jones).
So odd that you showed up during talk about Bexton and Justin.


are you privy to any details?
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