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Madonna's Body Odor; -lack of bathing, etc
Topic Started: Jul 6 2005, 02:51 PM (5,058 Views)
MADdonna Sickoney
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http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/starTrack...articleid=92643

"Janice Dickinson told Webster Hall's Baird Jones: ``In the '80s before she was famous, I used to go dancing with Madonna at Danceteria. She and I would be dancing all night on top of the speakers. Madonna had the most vicious body odor. It was like she had not showered in a week. She was a great dancer, but I tried not to get too close to her or I would literally pass out. It was that bad. It was total skank.''
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I remember during 'Truth or Dare' when her parents came to the show, backstage Madonna went to get her make-up touched up yet again. Of course this was the moment she chose to flash her rack. Then when she came out her stepmother asked "Did you take your shower already?" Of course, there was no answer because Madonna obviously thought piling on more layers of pancake make-up would cover up everything. She also couldn't take a hint from her stepmother.
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You know, when I saw that segment, too, I thought, "Ew. She must smell especially awful." I guess she wanted to keep her parents' visit brief, LOL.
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Ew, don't say "brief", lol.
Remember in 'Desperately Seeking Susan' when she aired her pits over the hand blower in the public washroom, then later bared them to the man she was dancing with in the bar? I bet they wished instead of "Into the Groove" they were hearing "I'm gonna close my body now".
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Yeah, why did she blow-dry her pits like that?
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:bath: This is probably the closest thing Man-donna has had to a bath in a long time.

The funniest thing in this story, though, is that hardly any of the people knew who she was :laugh:

Madonna tours Mumbai slum during India holiday
  • Jan 8, 2008

    ....Dressed in a black T-shirt, jeans and jacket, the pop star along with her husband and bodyguards ambled through Mumbai's crowded Ambedkar Nagar slums, an AFP photographer said.

    Slum residents showered rose petals on Madonna to welcome her, even though few knew who the celebrity was.
:bath:
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WTF? Do they always throw rose petals on people they don't know? Geez, the phony propaganda never stops.
If so, perhaps it was to cover her documented stench.
You know, she was always stealing off of classic celebs, especially back in the 90s. Note she never swiped Mansfield's bubble bath layout!!
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Robert Smith from The Cure had this to say about Madonna :

"I hate Madonna! She looks like she stinks!"

(http://www.amiright.com/quotes/cure.shtml)

I guess he's right!!
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:bath: Right there is part of the problem: she likes to sweat but doesn't like to bathe.

Madonna's sweat ethic
  • October 15, 2009

    MADONNA doesn't think much of Paul McCartney's live performances. She tells Rolling Stone: "People have told me, 'You could just go out there and play guitar and sing your songs like Paul McCartney,' but I'd be too bored. Most of the joy of the shows is the magic of creating them -- theater. I'm a perfectionist. I like hard work. I like to sweat."
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In light of previous posts in this thread, I think you can see why I find this funny:

Kelly Brook copied Madonna’s scent
  • Kelly Brook got perfume advice from Madonna.

    The 31-year-old model-and-actress – whose former boyfriend Jason Statham is close pals with the singer’s ex-husband Guy Ritchie – loves the scent Fracas by Robert Piguet after first smelling it on the ‘Hung Up’ hitmaker.

    She said: “I first smelt this perfume on Madonna and asked her what it was. I decided there and then that I always wanted to smell like her. Who wouldn’t want to smell like Madonna?

    “It’s a lovely jasmine-based scent which you can get from Harrods. Once somebody came up to me and said, ‘Madonna wears that fragrance too.’ And I replied, ‘Yeah I know.’ ”
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  • Who wouldn’t want to smell like Madonna?
*raises hand*
Me, that's who.
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That's weird, I have a bottle of Fracas. It's VERY strong stuff. I guess she needs something powerful to cover the stench.
I read in one bio that the wardrobe people working with her clothes when she was doing Speed the Plow woukd always b***h about how rotten her clothes smelled after she was done for them, and this was EACH night that they stank so bad.
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Does her hat say "smell" on it? :roll:

(it might be "smert" or "smer" but I it looks like "smell" to me)

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Does her hat say "smell" on it?

(it might be "smert" or "smer" but I it looks like "smell" to me)

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Oh, that's rich! :roll: :roll: :roll:

And another thing. She...looks...terrible! :granny: :mummy: :laugh:
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Considering that she has a history of smelling bad, I thought this was funny:
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Someone with a history of bad body odor wants to release a line of perfume? Funny.

This same rumor was put out about 3 or 4 years ago.

Madonna in the Talks to Release First Fragrance
  • WWD says that the superstar is in “serious” discussions about partnering with Coty, which also teamed up with Lady Gaga, Bey and J. Lo for their auras. What’s more, is there are rumors that the scent will be called ‘Truth or Dare,’ which is one of her signature phrases.
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A-list status isn't enough to drive perfume sales
  • She wears perfume all the time, Madonna added. "I spray perfume on me, myself like a crazy person. Nonstop. Never want to smell bad."
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Hmmm ... always figured that even if Madonna was already revolting enough, at least she loved her showers. Thanks for proving me wrong ... LOL

Doubtless, if a fan or another kind of "sophisticated" individual read this eyeopening thread, they'd be quick to say how "European" or "bohemian" she can be. That frequent bathing & ridding oneself of body hair is so bourgeois, a relic of a more conservative America, even a fad (even though they've been done for about a century now).

That said, if Joan Ciccone treated Vadge like a child in that one scene, I wonder how much of a PITA she was when all the kids still lived at home?
Edited by Julia Griggs, Nov 23 2012, 06:26 PM.
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I think it's funny that someone who has a history of bad body odor has a song on an upcoming album entitled "Wash Over Me."

Madonna Dismisses New Album Leak As 'Unfinished Demos Stolen Long Ago'
  • By Joe Lynch | December 17, 2014 10:29 AM EST

    Internet, you've screwed up a record release again.

    ... You can check out the alleged tracklist for Madonna's 2015 album below (via ONTD).

    1. Unapologetic b***h

    ... 11. Rebel Heart

    12. Revolution

    13. Wash All Over Me
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I had forgotten about this. Madonna definitely raised eyebrows when she used the blow dryer for her armpits! WITW? Lol
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