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Man-donna Calendars; - 1980s calendar w/ rare photos
Topic Started: Jul 23 2005, 01:13 AM (2,631 Views)
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According to Madonna Tribe, some companies have already begun releasing 2006 Madonna calendars. I'm not sure that these are any better than the previous year's "Madonna in a cafeteria lady's hair net" variety.

You can opt for the "nappy hair" Madonna calendar,

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Or the "Madonna sniffing her arm pit" calendar,

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The nappy hair one looks like it's from Bedtime Story video.
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flyingpenguin
Jul 24 2005, 12:50 AM
The nappy hair one looks like it's from Bedtime Story video.

Yes, that is indeed from the Bedtime Story video. I'm guessing that using a still from the video is "re-invention?"
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You can view Manny's mug all 12 months of 2007. :granny:

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From madonnalicious.com
  • 2007 Calendar cover and details revealed
    Posted: 28 July 2006 - Thanks to John

    Madonna's official website www.madonna.com have published the front cover of Madonna's 2007 calendar which features the H&M campaign shot by Rankin.

    The 2007 Madonna calendar has now gone on presale at fanfire.com. The calendar features pictures by Steven Klein, Guy Oseary, Shavawn Rissman and more! It includes studio and live images from Madonna's Confessions Tour.

    Note that one of the photographers listed is Madonna's manager Guy Oseary - he was spotted by fans at some of the Confessions Tour shows snapping pictures - so maybe some of these will make it onto the calendar!
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Liz, you SURE she doesn't use foundation? Where are her pores?!
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Lady Chadwick
Jul 28 2006, 11:37 PM
Liz, you SURE she doesn't use foundation? Where are her pores?!

If you go to this blog page at Drowned Madonna, there's an even larger version of this grotesque photo/calendar cover.

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You can view the 2007 calendar's content by clicking here - scroll to the bottom; check out the last row, the photo in the middle :laugh:

2006 Manny Calendar
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Queen of Garbage, Madonna "never" exaggerat.
Now she is calling herself "Queen of the Universe" - that's new for me... ( :ask: )

This is her new calendar.
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Judging by May, she's not only had a face lift, cheek implants, Botox, and skin peels, she also had a boob job.
She's as fake on the outside anymore as on the inside.
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Queen of Universe Calendar.

January: Wouldn't be so bad if they cropped out the right side of the image, just leaving the horse :laugh:

May: They would have to choose to put the text there so you'd be forced to look at her chest :rolleyes2:

July: Appears as though she's playing with her rear-end.

December: that's not real fur, is it?



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queen of the universe? what a conceited self centered b.itch!

whats the point of october? what a stupid s.hit she has on her face, unattractive.

in april she is wearing a thorn crown in her head, she is trying to play the jesus controversy again, this time in her calender.

in august she smoked a cigarette after having sex with the horse. :puke3:
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just once have the plastic surgeon forget to wash his hands after he finishes his rounds in the ebola ward.
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Ironshadow
Jan 18 2007, 03:51 AM
just once have the plastic surgeon forget to wash his hands after he finishes his rounds in the ebola ward.

You're so mean :laugh:
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They say this old 80s calendar contains "rare" photos of Madonna.

That must mean they have one of her visiting an abortion clinic back then.

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  • Madonna's first ever calendar was created 21 years ago! This beautiful promotional only one was created by Warner Japan back in 1985 to promote the Like A Virgin album and celebrate the breakthrough of this new megastar and came attached to this beautiful Madonna-shaped cardboard display!

    The calendar featured many rare shots and only a handful of copies are known still to exist. Thanks Wilkie!

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Yeah boy, that's a real hot pic! She looks like Boy George's kid brother or something.
Now come on, a pic of her entering an abortion clinic wouldn't be rare! They probably can't sell them even now, at a dime-a-dozen.
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Off the top of my head, that looks like a Curtis Knapp outtake...
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Here's the back of the 2008 calendar:

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View the front of the calender hhere

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I thought Madonna didn't like to live in the past - so why does her official 2009 calendar feature photos of her from the 1980s and the 1990s?

2009 Official Madonna Calendar
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Unofficial 2009 Calendar by Walter



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Hosted on a Madonna fan site:

2014 Madonna Calendar
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Wonder how much of her "blonde ambition" is a wig now, IYKWIM?

I LOVE the gas mask on the front cover ... maybe she wants to look like a rock-n-roll warrior, but I also associate that with "dirty", "smelly" & "poisonous".
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