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Madonna's New Documentary to be on TV?
Topic Started: Jul 31 2005, 07:55 PM (194 Views)
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  • For a variety of reasons, Madonna's documentary feature did not go to the Cannes Film Festival,
- the reason is that it was a piece of crap. We can't make it any plainer than that :laugh:

From http://www.drownedmadonna.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7980]Drowned Madonna:
  • by BAZ BAMIGBOYE, Daily Mail

    For a variety of reasons, Madonna's documentary feature did not go to the Cannes Film Festival, and it has become clear that it's not going to be screening at the Venice cinema jamboree either.

    So where will it get shown? Um, television.

    The singer and her many associates have decided, or rather been advised, that the film - which is a behind-the-scenes and in-front- of-the-scenes look at her last tour - would work better on the small screen.

    At one point, the Cannes czars were going to give Madonna a place on the jury and show the documentary as a work in progress.

    Cannes festival boss Thierry Fremaux told me he had seen three hours' worth of footage but, in his view, "it wasn't ready".

    Others have seen more footage, and it appears that wasn't ready, either.

    Documentaries about artists' exploration of their work often come across better on the box than on the big screen.

    One tends to want to doze at the cinema, whereas at home one can hit the pause button while pouring a glass of cranberry juice to stay awake.

    One wag commented last night: "What's happened to Madge? Is she too busy feeding her chickens to sort this thing out?"

    Some films that will be at the Venice Film festival include Proof, which stars Gwyneth Paltrow and Jake Gyllenhaal, and Casanova, with Heath Ledger and Sienna Miller.
    Written by gugarko on 2005-07-29 15:1
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Sponsored by Trojan Condoms and Botox...
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Jul 31 2005, 09:42 PM
Sponsored by Trojan Condoms and Botox...

:laugh: I quipped during her last tour that it was sponsored by "Depends Adult Diapers" and "Acme Denture Cream Adhesive" :laugh:
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And "Summer's Eve", for that not so fresh after feeling.
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Speaking of which, I hear her upcoming perfume will smell like Geldof's butt.
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Anyone else notice how this I've Got A Secret Documentary just kind of fizzled out? It didn't really get all that much attention from anyone.

I remember back in the early 1990s when her stupid "Truth or Dare" documentary was released, the media could not get enough of it and her, and it's all they ever talked about. What a difference 10+ years make.
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Yep, in 10 years she's downgraded to doing phone commercials to boot. This crockumentary must have been painful to watch, I don't even hear her stupid fans raving about it. What was the secret anyway? SOmething about a charlatan named Berg selling her holy water?
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~ EDIT. New Stuff Below ~
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Jan 19 2006, 03:41 PM
Yep, in 10 years she's downgraded to doing phone commercials to boot. This crockumentary must have been painful to watch, I don't even hear her stupid fans raving about it. What was the secret anyway? SOmething about a charlatan named Berg selling her holy water?
I watched it when it came on t.v. awhile back. The "secret" boiled down to -
  • War = Bad
    Peace = Good
The real secret was that she knew she'd be selling the documentary for $15 a pop on DVD and was hoping each fan would buy a copy. :money:

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Oh bummer. The DVD release has apparently been postponed, if I'm understanding this correctly. How can I hold on 'til April??? I can't wait that long for my copy :laugh:

Oh wait, this info is for Canadians. Wonder if this thing has already been released in the USA?

This was on Drowned Madonna,
  • According to our insiders at Warner Canada, Madonna's "I’m Going To Tell You A Secret" CD/DVD (cat. no. CDW 49990) has been bumped TBS in April 2006.

    .... Written by Giampiero on 2006-01-19 01:12:14
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