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Unintentional Ha-ha's, Madonna-related; Fan heading: 'Hang Madonna from a tree'
Topic Started: Aug 12 2005, 01:58 AM (3,747 Views)
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Drowned Madonna Blog Entry

I just thought the heading for DM's news story (see link above) was funny,

"The Queen Stands Alone..."

-Why would Madonna stand alone? Body odor too strong? :laugh:

(It's a heading they've given for a news clipping about how Madonna is denying rumors that she's doing duets on the upcoming record.)
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LOL!!!
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From Drowned Madonna
  • Madonna Now #2 On US iTunes.

    Madonna is now #2 on iTunes in the US after Kanye West''s "Gold digger"

    thanks to Fredrick
    Written by gugarko on 2005-10-20 08:50:36 W. Europe Standard Time [1 reads].
And please tell me that song #3 is entitled, "Smelly, Irrelevant, Arrogrant, Untalented Corpse" :laugh:
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Should be: "The Queer stands alone."
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The juxtaposition (did I spell that right?) of a photo of Madonna with the title "Madonna" in big letters next to a big sign screaming "Virgin" (for Virgin record company) was funny, I thought.

See the photo for yourself:

View Photo / Blog Entry
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One of Madonna's new songs is called "Sorry."

Some fans are throwing a party. It's a Madonna - themed party. And it's called "Sorry."

Of course any party about Madonna is going to be sorry. :laugh:

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  • Sorry party in New York.
    Our dear friend Jeannie at MadonnasWorld.com is doing a party for Madonna's new single, Sorry, in New York City. It will be on SUNDAY FEB 26th at 10 PM.

    You have to email to get on the vip guest list at: madonnasworld@gmail.com.
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This was taken from some interview with Madonna's horse-riding coach:
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"If I tell her to do something, she says: 'Well, show me. Show me where my legs should be', and it's quite bizarre. At first I honestly didn't know which bit of her leg I should grab".

I bet this poor guy first had to tell her to get off her knees, and then off her back..."No, Madonna, you don't wrap your legs around the animal's neck."
(If this is what this dude looks like, then methinks she was trying to flirt with him somehow.)
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"If I tell her to do something, she says: 'Well, show me. Show me where my legs should be', and it's quite bizarre. At first I honestly didn't know which bit of her leg I should grab".
Too funny! Oh so many numerous sexually related jokes could be made from that alone. Anyhow.

I remember reading somewhere she paid a guy to show her how to grab her crotch, so she could look convincing grabbing her crotch for one of her tours and in her videos.

She hired a professional crotch-grabber. Unbelievable.
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(If this is what this dude looks like, then methinks she was trying to flirt with him somehow.)
I guess he's okay-looking. He sort of resembles what's his name, who used to be on "Dukes Of Hazard" but now plays Clark Kent's dad on "Smallville."

John Scheinder? However he spells his name...
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She probably said, "No, show me on my crotch how I should grab it"...
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-- EDIT BELOW --

Knowing Madonna's history (i.e., the "Sex" book, appearances in Playboy magazine, in pornography films, the kinky "Justify My Love" music video, etc.) ....

This headline just sounded unintentionally, vaguely dirty and raunchy, and therefore funny -

Mariah upset that Madonna gets opening slot

If I was Mariah, I wouldn't be the least bit upset. I'd count my blessings. :laugh:

(That news story is about Mariah Carey allegedly being upset that Madonna got the opening number on the Grammy show. There's another thread on the board devoted to that topic if you'd like to discuss it - it's currently located here.)

----- EDIT -----

This article has nothing to do with Madonna C. Ritchie (it's about a statue of Mary), but the last two words made me laugh.

Weeping Madonna Probed

Madonna C. Ritchie has been probed many times before, by many different people. :laugh:

She's probably one of the few people on the planet who would want to be kidnapped by aliens :alien: so she could be probed - photos would no doubt be taken, and which, would, I'm sure, go into a book called "Sex 2: The Perversion Continues."
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Yeah, you know if you tell her she can't have sex with beings from other planets, that's going to inspire her to try that very thing. :laugh:
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Mar 22 2006, 08:48 PM
Yeah, you know if you tell her she can't have sex with beings from other planets, that's going to inspire her to try that very thing. :laugh:

Since she's still mentally a juvenile, yeah, I guess reverse psychology would work on her :good:
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I found the following image while looking for Manny pics:
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Madonna in W

From "China Daily." I would assume that English is not the native language of people who write for China Daily. As such, I've no idea if they meant to refer to Madonna's body as "sick," or if that was unintentional.
  • Madonna in W

    Madonna will have a 58-page spread in W magazine where she shows off her sick toned body and her love of horses.
Heh heh, her "sick toned body" and "her love of horses." :roll:
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Will Britney Spears's "manny" take Kevin Federline's place?

Update on Britney Spears' "manny"

Britney Spears’ ‘manny’ is Navy man

Spears adds a Manny to the Federline household

Britney Spears' Manny Uncovered - from Dead Bolt.com
  • Britney Spears' Manny Uncovered
    By Doug Pendrell

    Thursday, June 8, 2006

    With her marriage to Kevin Federline hitting the rocks, and after her last nanny dropped her son, Sean Preston Federline, from a high chair, Britney Spears has hired a new nanny to help her look after her baby. However, just to add more fuel to the tabloid fire, her nanny is actually a "manny".

    ... Ireland On-Line reports that "Spears has recruited 28-year-old Perry Taylor to help her with her son and some members of the US media have started referring to him as her 'manny' (male nanny)."

    The media have been snapping photos of Britney with the mysterious man, but his identity had remained a secret until now.
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Hee hee hee, snort snort.

Y'all should know why I find this funny.

There's this article at Daily Mail about Grandma-donna's wrinkly hands, and to the right is a column with links to other articles. One of them reads:
  • Could you survive without shampoo?
    BBC presenter Andrew Marr has given up washing his hair - saying the scalp's natural oils will keep it glossy and clean. We challenged five women to do the same...with surprising results
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Where To Put Madonna?

Someone could have a lot of fun with that heading.

(The article it links to has to do with finding a place to hold her concert in Russia.)
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I was just checking out Yahoo news for Manny mentions, and at the top where it says "Also try..." is the phrase "madonna putin."

"Madonna putin." :laugh:
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Madonna with a dog in the vicinity of her crotch yet again:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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yeah, but the dog is turning his head away.

now, if he was a cadaver dog, he'd be interested.
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Sep 1 2006, 05:31 PM
yeah, but the dog is turning his head away.
now, if he was a cadaver dog, he'd be interested.

Let's qualify this. A cadaver dog's "interest" in Ma-dead-a would be on a professional level only, certainly not, urm, "romantic." :laugh:
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Madonna with a dog in the vicinity of her crotch yet again
And Madonna's like, "Is he single? Can I meet him? Is there a "Mrs. German Shepard?" Aw, never mind, even if he's already spoken for, I'll still take him, home wrecker that I am."
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