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| Unintentional Ha-ha's, Madonna-related; Fan heading: 'Hang Madonna from a tree' | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 12 2005, 01:58 AM (3,747 Views) | |
| flea dip | Aug 12 2005, 01:58 AM Post #1 |
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Drowned Madonna Blog Entry I just thought the heading for DM's news story (see link above) was funny, "The Queen Stands Alone..." -Why would Madonna stand alone? Body odor too strong? (It's a heading they've given for a news clipping about how Madonna is denying rumors that she's doing duets on the upcoming record.) |
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| MissThang | Aug 12 2005, 03:19 AM Post #2 |
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| flea dip | Oct 20 2005, 07:13 PM Post #3 |
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From Drowned Madonna
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| Ironshadow | Oct 22 2005, 04:10 PM Post #4 |
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#1 mandona hater
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Should be: "The Queer stands alone." |
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| flea dip | Nov 7 2005, 03:24 PM Post #5 |
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The juxtaposition (did I spell that right?) of a photo of Madonna with the title "Madonna" in big letters next to a big sign screaming "Virgin" (for Virgin record company) was funny, I thought. See the photo for yourself: View Photo / Blog Entry |
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| flea dip | Jan 27 2006, 02:45 PM Post #6 |
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One of Madonna's new songs is called "Sorry." Some fans are throwing a party. It's a Madonna - themed party. And it's called "Sorry." Of course any party about Madonna is going to be sorry. ![]() From Drowned Madonna
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Jan 29 2006, 07:38 PM Post #7 |
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This was taken from some interview with Madonna's horse-riding coach:
I bet this poor guy first had to tell her to get off her knees, and then off her back..."No, Madonna, you don't wrap your legs around the animal's neck." (If this is what this dude looks like, then methinks she was trying to flirt with him somehow.) William Fox-Pitt |
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| flea dip | Jan 30 2006, 07:23 PM Post #8 |
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Too funny! Oh so many numerous sexually related jokes could be made from that alone. Anyhow. I remember reading somewhere she paid a guy to show her how to grab her crotch, so she could look convincing grabbing her crotch for one of her tours and in her videos. She hired a professional crotch-grabber. Unbelievable. I guess he's okay-looking. He sort of resembles what's his name, who used to be on "Dukes Of Hazard" but now plays Clark Kent's dad on "Smallville." John Scheinder? However he spells his name... |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Jan 31 2006, 08:49 PM Post #9 |
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She probably said, "No, show me on my crotch how I should grab it"... |
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| flea dip | Feb 9 2006, 12:36 AM Post #10 |
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-- EDIT BELOW -- Knowing Madonna's history (i.e., the "Sex" book, appearances in Playboy magazine, in pornography films, the kinky "Justify My Love" music video, etc.) .... This headline just sounded unintentionally, vaguely dirty and raunchy, and therefore funny - Mariah upset that Madonna gets opening slot If I was Mariah, I wouldn't be the least bit upset. I'd count my blessings. ![]() (That news story is about Mariah Carey allegedly being upset that Madonna got the opening number on the Grammy show. There's another thread on the board devoted to that topic if you'd like to discuss it - it's currently located here.) ----- EDIT ----- This article has nothing to do with Madonna C. Ritchie (it's about a statue of Mary), but the last two words made me laugh. Weeping Madonna Probed Madonna C. Ritchie has been probed many times before, by many different people. She's probably one of the few people on the planet who would want to be kidnapped by aliens so she could be probed - photos would no doubt be taken, and which, would, I'm sure, go into a book called "Sex 2: The Perversion Continues."
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Mar 22 2006, 08:48 PM Post #11 |
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Yeah, you know if you tell her she can't have sex with beings from other planets, that's going to inspire her to try that very thing.
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| flea dip | Mar 22 2006, 10:01 PM Post #12 |
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Since she's still mentally a juvenile, yeah, I guess reverse psychology would work on her :good: |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Apr 22 2006, 04:37 PM Post #13 |
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I found the following image while looking for Manny pics:
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| flea dip | May 5 2006, 03:02 AM Post #14 |
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Madonna in W From "China Daily." I would assume that English is not the native language of people who write for China Daily. As such, I've no idea if they meant to refer to Madonna's body as "sick," or if that was unintentional.
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| flea dip | Jun 13 2006, 09:42 PM Post #15 |
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Will Britney Spears's "manny" take Kevin Federline's place? Update on Britney Spears' "manny" Britney Spears’ ‘manny’ is Navy man Spears adds a Manny to the Federline household Britney Spears' Manny Uncovered - from Dead Bolt.com
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| flea dip | Jul 6 2006, 04:09 PM Post #16 |
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Hee hee hee, snort snort. Y'all should know why I find this funny. There's this article at Daily Mail about Grandma-donna's wrinkly hands, and to the right is a column with links to other articles. One of them reads:
Where To Put Madonna? Someone could have a lot of fun with that heading. (The article it links to has to do with finding a place to hold her concert in Russia.) |
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| flea dip | Aug 30 2006, 02:06 AM Post #17 |
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I was just checking out Yahoo news for Manny mentions, and at the top where it says "Also try..." is the phrase "madonna putin." "Madonna putin."
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Sep 1 2006, 04:48 PM Post #18 |
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Madonna with a dog in the vicinity of her crotch yet again:![]()
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| Ironshadow | Sep 1 2006, 05:31 PM Post #19 |
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yeah, but the dog is turning his head away. now, if he was a cadaver dog, he'd be interested. |
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| flea dip | Sep 1 2006, 07:58 PM Post #20 |
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Let's qualify this. A cadaver dog's "interest" in Ma-dead-a would be on a professional level only, certainly not, urm, "romantic." ![]() And Madonna's like, "Is he single? Can I meet him? Is there a "Mrs. German Shepard?" Aw, never mind, even if he's already spoken for, I'll still take him, home wrecker that I am." |
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so she could be probed - photos would no doubt be taken, and which, would, I'm sure, go into a book called "Sex 2: The Perversion Continues."


1:17 PM Jul 11