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Unintentional Ha-ha's, Madonna-related; Fan heading: 'Hang Madonna from a tree'
Topic Started: Aug 12 2005, 01:58 AM (3,751 Views)
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Another anecdotal true story: Just recently, I was looking through Rolling Stone’s special anniversary issue (1000th issue, I think) and noticed something amusing. On one page, there was a cover shot of Madonna, wading on some beach and clutching a camera. And on the other side of the page was a picture of Tom Cruise, also wading on a beach. Isn’t it funny how these two are now the reigning laughingstocks of their respective cults (Berg’s Kaballah and Hubbard’s Scientology)?
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At a glance, did anyone else read that as "In Madonna"? :puke2:
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This is what it said before they change it:
Quote:
 
H&M Staff Tshit.

It sure is "sh*t"!
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Irony:
Surrounded by all those books, yet you know she either can't read them or understand them.
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They look like MC Hammer pants to me...
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~~ EDITs BELOW ~~

Drowned Madonna:
  • Messican press.
Madonna Tribe:
  • "Too Goo To Be True" officially premieres on Tuesday, October 24 in the U.S....
It's too "goo" to be true.

~~~ EDIT 1~~~

From madonnalicious.com, Oct. 26, 2006:
  • Hang Madonna on your Christmas Tree
:roll: :roll: :roll:

I think most people use the gallows for that :laugh:

In case you're wondering, the rest of that entry reads
  • Madonna's official merchandiser www.fanfire.com have added a Madonna Christmas Tree bauble for fans to buy for the upcoming festive season.
"Hang Madonna on your Christmas Tree" - that is her headline for that; I did not make it up.

"Hang Madonna on your Christmas Tree" :laugh:

Screenshot taken from madonnalicious.com:

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~~~ EDIT 2 ~~~

You'll have to click on this link if you'd like see the photos of the mattress, etc; I'm too lazy to upload it to Image Shack.

From Drowned Madonna, "Confessions Tour Stage Secrets"
  • "When the last show was over, everyone was rushed out of the venue... the people on the floor were the last to get to leave. I was one of these people.

    As I left, I took lots of pics of the stage as they began to dimantle it," says our community member SteveM.

    "The best bit was that we all finally got to see the 'transporter' that carried Madonna between backstage... and the lift at the front, where she climbes into the mirror ball.

    As you can see, it runs along the railing with shopping trolly wheels. She [Madonna] gets a comfy ride on an old dirty mattress.

    The lifts were removed from the two side stages... they were very portable. The main lift beneath the mirror ball was not so portable as demonstrated by this photograph:"
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  • She [Madonna] gets a comfy ride on an old dirty mattress.
Do I even have to make a joke about that? :laugh:

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Does anyone, even a fan, care how her disco ball mechanism works? This is beyond weird, these people are psycho.
Yes, she's been on plenty of dirty mattresses. Sorry, that was cheap. But so's she.
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No Swarovski crystals? I'm stunned!
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Besides the fact that this a horrid picture, I thought this said "chalupa" at first, so I started thinking about Taco Bell:
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:laugh: :roll:

They're comparing her to this character in this operetta:

Click here for large picture.
.......a gorra chulapa is a "working class cap" and they are saying "it would be good on (the character from the operetta) but it's not the way you'd start the day in Algeria".
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Thank you for the translation. :good:

At first I thought the little man with the weird facial hair was the one they were comparing her to, LOL.
(I changed the picture to a link to conserve space, if that's okay.)
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~~ EDITs BELOW ~~

The people at Drowned Madonna sure have a way with words. First it was "Messico," now it's...

"Japanise"

Japanise Confessions Tour broadcasting date.

Another country has been invented by Drowned Madonna:

Japamise Switch magazine.

"Japamise"

In a blog entry with an interview where the person is asking Madnona about her cooking, they have this:
  • Rocco and Lourdes like fried and mashed potaties as all children.
"Potaties"

There's this (from the same blog page)
  • more women are doing plastical surgery
"Plastical" :laugh:

Another quote from that:
  • "By adopting him, I saved David. No matter if people says bullsh*t on me".
The whole translation is so bad it's funny to read. I haven't read the whole thing, though, I've just skimmed over parts of it.

~~~~ EDIT ~~~~

From the July 1988 Archive

First, a headline that says,
  • MADONNA'S DRESS IS FOUND - MAYBE
    $2.95 - Philadelphia Inquirer - NewsBank - Jul 21, 1988

    Madonna's powder-blue chiffon dress, stolen last week from a Novi, Mich., mall where it was part of a rock memorabilia exhibit sponsored by MTV, ...
and just a link or two down from that:
  • FUNERAL MASS FOR JAMES P. GOLDEN, 86
Maybe Mr. Golden was exposed :bio: :crab: to the Madonna dress? :hmm:

I just noticed this heading at Drowned Madonna:
  • Channel 4 does NOT cut the Crocifixion!
The CROC-ifixion?

Nobody has clued Drowned Madonna site admins into the fact that they keep spelling Japanese incorrectly. Recent headline:
  • New Japanase cover.
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P.S. the magazine / poster (whatever it is), "common & sense" is ugly.

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Noteworthy Ha-Ha's: substantial amounts of manny's coad. SERIOUSLY. The S&M saddle machine was funny as hell- she struggles up to straddle it, and then she sits there like a retarded a-hole while the thing goes in 10- foot circles like it was run by machinery that came from a kiddie merry-go-round. The Frankenstein boots. :laugh: There's a hysterical "slappy" routine between her and the two dweebs that are wearing the huge Islamic and Jewish emblems in black greasepaint- the two start out grabbing at each other's necks and shoulders, then she and her wrinkles pop up between them, and then all three of them are slapping each other in the neck and face for a good minute or so- it was funny as hell! She must have thought it would come off as some meaningful artistic gesture like Isadora Duncan would have made, but it just looked like a couple of frat guys at Mardi Gras trying to fend off an elderly pickpocket.

It has crossed my mind that a lot of people might have watched the show and even gone to see it live just to laugh at the old b1tch......thank God I won't have to see any more of her crap shows, but I bet that a lot of the people who went to see this last show won't go to see her next one, because they figure they'll wait and see it for free on tv..... :roll:
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Some headlines that appear on page 2 of Google News right now:

Men beat Madonna, end four game skid

Madonna Another Human "Disturbed" by Britney's Behavior

- I found this second one funny because they had to add "human." I guess whoever wrote it knows we all suspect that Madonna may be more demonic than human :laugh:
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Darn it.

"Drowned Madonna" has been spelling "Mexico" correctly lately (they usually spell Mexico "Messico"), robbing me of more opportunites to laugh at their expense.

However, they have not let me down when it comes to Japan! Recent headline at their site:
  • "Japanise edition of ''The English Roses 2''."

    The Japanise edition of Madonna's "The English Roses: Too Good To Be True" will be released on February 5. It has been translated by Ms Ekuni Kaori, as well as "The English Roses" book.

    Check the official website.
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I suppose the crap book is published in Germin, Farsy, Eyetalian, and Rushin too.
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Madonna on the cover of
B U T Z
magazine:

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(Seriously, the magazine is called "Blitz," but in the photo it looks to me like it reads "Butz")
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Chicken Legs
Remember in one of the threads we laughed at a Photoshopped pics of Skank with chicken drumsticks for legs?
Check out this pic from an Ebay auction. SOMEONE tell me why THIS is supposedly attractive!
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Lust-jacked?
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Feb 28 2007, 10:08 PM
Lust-jacked?
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That is an odd yet appropriate magazine title for Madonna.

She looks absolutely hideous in that photo, too.

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