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Unintentional Ha-ha's, Madonna-related; Fan heading: 'Hang Madonna from a tree'
Topic Started: Aug 12 2005, 01:58 AM (3,750 Views)
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madonnalicious.com 2005 archive

The huge headline (from a paper called "The Evening Standard") reads "Good Sex Guide For Girls of 13," and Madonna's photo is right underneath :laugh:

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This from the Tribe:
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Slammer became Who's That Girl when Madonna couldn't write a song containing lyrics rhyming with 'Slammer'.

Actually, I heard long ago the real reason for the change was because Sean Penn couldn't keep his angry a$$ out of jail...
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Mar 8 2007, 03:41 PM
This from the Tribe:

Actually, I heard long ago the real reason for the change was because Sean Penn couldn't keep his angry a$$ out of jail...

I can't get over the fact that the title for an entire motion picture had to be changed just because Dumbo couldn't find a word that rhymes with Slammer? :laugh:

She usually doesn't write her own material anyway.

Click here to see words that rhyme with "Slammer"

Then you have words that kind of sound as though they rhyme, although they don't rhyme 100%, such as...

Slammer
manner, planner, scanner, banner

Slammer
her, sure, lure, cure, pure, demure, sure, allure, secure

Slammer
candor, gambler, commander, grander, scammer

I frequently hear words in pop songs that sound as though they rhyme - the words are close enough that it still sounds okay.

If you don't place the word at the end of the line, then you don't have to worry about it, e.g.,
  • Into the slammer I went
    It gave me plenty of time to study my bellybutton lent
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She did manage to rhyme Hotties and Mini Cooper. Sheesh.
I heard both versions too, that she couldn't rhyme the word slammer, although just because the movie was to be called Slammer it didn't mean she had to the word in a song. Idiot. Then I did hear her psycho husband was in the slammer yet again at that time. Someone sent him a copy of ner nudie pics in Penthouse while he was in jail, which burned her up! Hee hee.
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From Drowned Madonna:

New Japanise Cover for Madonna.

You all remember that hit song from the 1980s,
  • :music: I think I'm turning Japanise
    I think I'm turning Japanise
    I really think so...
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Madonna on a cover of a magazine called FREEK

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Actual headline:
Madonna Visits Sex Workers

- probably to flirt and see if she can get a girlfriend.

Intro to the article reads,
  • Lilongwe - Madonna visited a Malawi rehabilitation centre for children and prostitutes on Wednesday amid calls by local media for greater transparency in the pop star's activities in the country.





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On Madonna Tribe
  • "... but also for its misterious and melancholic nature..."
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Spanish language Madonna event poster - has the words "V.NUS" on it. (It says, "V.NUS presente Madonna Confessions, The Tours 1990 - 2006")

When I first glanced at it (well even now, after having paid closer attention), it looks more like "ANUS"

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EDIT. Hee hee hee, I just looked at the text - ANUS is the name of the impersonator.
  • V.nus in Montreal.
    Category: Art.

    This Madonna impersonator has put together this live show complete with stage props and dancers. It’s a best of Madonna’s tours from 1990-2006. From the Blond Aambition until the Confessions Tour.

    It’s V.nus as Madonna and 10 dancers who perform an entire show of 2 hours non - stop.
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They are absolutely correct. Madonna is Junk.

hosted on Drowned Madonna blog page
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Source: People.com

We've posted photos of Madonna before where she has yellow teeth. At the bottom of this People magazine page about Madonna, there's a section with more links about Madonna.

Below that are advertisements, with the first one reading:

"I "Hate" my Yellow Teeth
The Secrets Dentists don’t want you to know about Teeth Whitening!"

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From Drowned Madonna
  • Rosie O'Donnell at East Rutherford show
    Category: Photos.

    Here are photos of Rosie O'Donnell in the front row of the catwalk stage enjoying the concert in East Rutherford. She is between Madonna's legs in the photos.

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    Bored looking guy at Madonna concert
Aside from the obvious "ha ha" moment I high-lighted above, check out the photo I embedded in this post (the second one, the bottom one):

Look at the facial expressions of the lady to the right of Rosie O'Donnel (our right, Rosie's left), and the black fella wearing glasses to the right of her - neither one look happy to be there.

The lady looks confused and unhappy, and the guy looks totally bored. :roll:

The white guy on the far right isn't even looking at Madonna, he appears to be chatting with a buddy standing by him. :laugh:

To think you'd spend a billion dollars to stand that close to Madonna on a tour only to be so bored by her, you'd chat with someone else. :laugh:
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Fan site describing Sticky and Sweet tour shirt for sale
  • Just as the unisex black tee we showed you yesterday, the back reads 'Madonna Gave It 2 New York City 2008' and lists the 4 Madison Square Garden dates.
Yeah, I'm sure Madonna gave "it" to NY folks. :bio:
Madonna & Sexually Transmitted Diseases & Abortions thread

'Madonna Gave It to New York' (black t-shirt)
:crab: :bio:
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The lady looks confused and unhappy, and the guy looks totally bored. :roll:

I was thinking the lady looks like she's grossed out by Madge! :laugh:

You're right, that guy doesn't exactly look thrilled to be so close to Madge!! Rosie does, but she's a total sycophant (though I'm not sure why). :rolleyes2:
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:roll:
Look at the headline! (The phrase is even the page's URL.)

This is from a Thai newspaper; I guess English isn't their first language, which is what accounts for this.

There's another oddity in their article:
  • "Ill never be one mans b!tch again the Daily Star quoted her as saying."
Never wants to be 'one man's b!tch' again? :laugh:

Madonna wants to be old, free and single
  • October 21st, 2008 - 1:59 pm ICT by ANI -

    London, October 21 (ANI): Madonna has refused to let her on-going divorce process dampen her spirits, for shes telling her pals that she wants to be old, free and single, according to reports.

    The mum of three revealed to her friends that she will not be tied down to just a single man in future.

    Ill never be one mans b***h again, the Daily Star quoted her as saying.

    The 50-year-old is said to have further spoken of her plans for having another child, allegedly with baseball star Alex Rodriguez.

    A friend said: Shes off men in a marriage sense, but this is Madonna shes certainly not off them in a physical sense.

    The Queen of Pop, who shall be allegedly fighting for the custody of her three children, David, Lourdes, 12, (her daughter from a previous relationship), and Rocco, 8, has been speculated to be secretly dating A-Rod for a while now.

    The 33-year-old player is said to have furthered their dating rumours by purchasing a 20 million pound penthouse near Madonnas house in New York. (ANI)
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I checked Google News for Grandma-donna related content, and this turned up (it's currently located on this page; scroll down to see it), and below you can see a partial screen shot of the page:

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Look at the photo they chose to go next to the headline. :laugh:

(Or maybe it's a scripting thing, where some script automatically places an image next to a headline and there's no person involved, but still, it's pretty funny.
It looks as though that news paper is saying, "This is a photo of Madonna" or "This is what she looks like.")
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There are a lot of headlines right now that just strike me as funny, such as-

"Madonna Lays a Brick" e.g.,

Madonna lays brick for new African girls' academy

Madonna Returns to Malawi, Lays Brick

Madonna lays brick for new school


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Headline from Digital Spy:

Guetta: 'I was unlucky with Madonna'

If you've seen our "Madonna is a bimbo" thread, he's one of the few not to "get lucky" with her, if you know what I mean. And I know you darn well know what I mean. :laugh:

But seriously folks, seriously -
  • David Guetta has suggested that record label issues may prevent the release of his collaboration with Madonna.

    The DJ and producer confirmed to The Guardian that he and Madonna recently wrote and recorded a track together.
But still, look at that headline:

"Guetta: 'I was unlucky with Madonna'"

He sounds like a whiny 15 year old kid complaining to a trusted male friend that he couldn't even "get to first base" with a girl on a date.
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This is how the headline appeared in Google News:

Madonna's WE Irritations

-Her "we" irritations? I'm sure that's why she wears adult diapers, for her "wee" "irritations."

:granny: :grandma2: :grandpa: :grandma4:
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This is about a basketball team for a school called Madonna, but it sounds like they're saying Madonna the pop singer is in a nursing home.

I can see her with her walker trying to do disco moves in a nursing home. :)

Madonna Reaches Milestone
  • Wheeling News Register - Ed Looman - ‎15 hours ago‎
    Madonna celebrated Senior Night inside the Dube Dome by rallying to earn a 71-63 victory against Williamstown to finish pre-tournament play with a sparkling 19-2 mark. ''That wasn't one of our goals entering the season,'' Vargo said of the most recent ... - It has been a pretty remarkable season for the Weirton Madonna basketball team.
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