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Unintentional Ha-ha's, Madonna-related; Fan heading: 'Hang Madonna from a tree'
Topic Started: Aug 12 2005, 01:58 AM (3,748 Views)
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The more I see these headlines, the more it looks like Charo was insulting Madonna and not Gaga:
  • Charo: Lady Gaga Is Madonna With Diarrhea
    myfoxny.com - ‎Feb 25, 2011‎
    Appearing on Friday's Good Day New York, the "Cuchi-Cuchi" actress, singer, and comedienne said, "I see Lady Gaga like Madonna with diarrhea." "The voice is gifted because she is so powerful with the voice...but why does she have to remind people of...

    Charo: Lady Gaga Is 'Madonna With Diarrhea'

    Charo slams Lady Gaga in new interview: Says she's 'Madonna with Diarrhea'
It sounds to me very close to saying something like, "Madonna has cooties,"
"Madonna has STDs,"
"Madonna has bad body odor..."

Also: I love how the second news site I list above (alertnet.org) has this story filed under "Breaking News," like it's oh-so-urgent people know about it, like it's important.
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Chook, Madonna and me
  • Brisbane Times - 8 hours ago
    "Who's riding Madonna today?" a groomer interrupts. Now past its 10th year, the Harry Redford Cattle Drive in rural Queensland offers travellers an ...
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Some underage oily stud I'd guess!
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There is a photo of Madonna the pop singer next to this headline on google news right now:

Divers recover Madonna intact from shipwreck chapel
  • Reuters - 5 hours ago
    On Saturday, the plaster statue of the Madonna from the doomed Costa Concordia cruise liner stood in a white tent on the port of Giglio, still wrapped in ...
I find it funny because it makes it look as though they're saying the pop singer of the same name is a shipwreck.

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The way this headline is worded, it makes it look like Madonna put MIA's hand in a car door and slammed the door on it:
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Madonna Slams MIA's Middle Finger

BlackBook Magazine - 5 hours ago
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Flea, are posts getting through? Was wondering because some of mine are not appearing plus I pmed you a few days ago. Oh and the link that a newer member leaves on the Camille Paglia thread about the horse fall is a virus/fake link! talk to you soon!
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SuperAmanda
Feb 12 2012, 01:29 AM
Flea, are posts getting through? Was wondering because some of mine are not appearing plus I pmed you a few days ago. Oh and the link that a newer member leaves on the Camille Paglia thread about the horse fall is a virus/fake link! talk to you soon!
The other board admin had changed settings which is why posts were not getting thru, please see her post in this thread for an explanation.
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She's cold and unfeeling, so yeah. :laugh:

Madonna concerts to be chilled, say organisers‎
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Her concerts are to be chilled? Isn't that what they do to dead bodies, or fossils sometimes?
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OnyxDragon01
May 22 2012, 05:53 PM
Her concerts are to be chilled? Isn't that what they do to dead bodies, or fossils sometimes?
Extra cold would keep her mummified remains from rotting faster than normal, I suppose. You have a good point there. Posted Image
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This is an actual headline (I didn't make this up):

Madonna Exposes Nipple, Lady Gaga Suffers Concussion (In Unrelated Events)
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Oh, I get it. As if when Madonna flased her boob, Lady Gaga passed out in fright, or ran away in fear and mistakenly hit her head on something. :laugh:
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OnyxDragon01
Jun 12 2012, 05:27 PM
Oh, I get it. As if when Madonna flased her boob, Lady Gaga passed out in fright, or ran away in fear and mistakenly hit her head on something. :laugh:
I was thinking either that or the headline made it sound like Gaga was on the stage with Madonna when Madonna whipped it out and accidentally hit Gaga with it, causing her concussion.
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I understand what this headline is meant to convey (that the kid cut her hair off, and her mom is not happy about that), but from the way this is worded, it sounds like Madonna picked Lourdes' hair off the ground and yelled at it:

Madonna upset with Lourdes' hair
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I was just saying in another thread, in regards to "B_tch I'm Madonna" video / song
  • At one point near the start, it sounds like Madonna says (in the song), "wants to take a sh_t tonight." -?

    I just googled for the lyrics, and the line I hear as 'want to take a sh-t tonight' is
    (Line 1) I just wanna have fun tonight
    (Line 2) Blow up this sh-t tonight!
Really and truly, if you listen to the song, the way she has it recorded, you start to hear the second line around the same time, or shortly after, she sings the first line.

I don't know if the second line was her recorded earlier and played back in the song, or if it was by a back up singer, but regardless.

But when Madonna sings the first line half way through,
  • I just wanna have fun tonight
All I could hear was,
  • I just want to...
Then you hear the second voice saying, after the end of the first half of the line, something like,
  • "sh_t tonight"
So taken altogether, it pretty much sounds as though she is saying,
  • "I just want to sh_t tonight"
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...haha...maybe that really is what she intended to say given that later in the song there appear to be f*rt sounds...
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oceanlover998
Jun 19 2015, 10:39 AM
...haha...maybe that really is what she intended to say given that later in the song there appear to be f*rt sounds...
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Instead of "B_tch I'm Madonna," given the gassy undertones of the song, she should have called it
  • The Pepto Bismol Song
or
  • The IMODIUM A-D Theme
or
  • The Ex-Lax Song
or
  • The Beano Song
Bonus is, any of these companies, the makers of IMODIUM A-D, Pepto, etc. could have sponsored her tour.

(Imodium AD = anti-diarrheal pills, Beano = anti gas pills)

She could continue this theme by selling Air Freshener sprays and cardboard hangers that smell like pine trees (like you hang in cars) on her "official Madonna store" site.

I normally am not the type to get into bathroom humor, but the sound effects in her song and the references to "I want to sh_t tonight" - I couldn't help but notice.
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Heck, she & her star friends & especially her kids should've already gathered for a group version of the "Diarrhea" song for Instagram/Snapchat/younameit mischief. At least THAT would be seriously funny.
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Hey she could've always done what Beavis and Butthead done and sang "Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha..." Lol
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Still love me some B & B. Not that "diarrhea" song, but I still giggled - thanks, Realist!
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