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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 26 2005, 10:07 AM (5,116 Views) | |
| flea dip | Aug 26 2005, 10:07 AM Post #1 |
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From a 2005 issue of "Reveal" magazine: Madonna's Diet Dilemma - image scan of magazine article According to madonnalicious.com: |
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| MissThang | Aug 26 2005, 12:37 PM Post #2 |
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Interesting. Mandonna is soooooooo healthy. *rolls eyes* She doesn't care about the long term effects of her "great acient diet". |
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| Tonygirl | Aug 26 2005, 10:08 PM Post #3 |
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Baloney. Non-macrobiotic baloney. She does not eat in eateries? What's up with the story of actually taking someone else's meal of lamb because it's her fave dinner? Since when is lamb non-meat anyway? She's always being mentioned as "seen exiting a posh London restaurant..." What does she do in these places, drink Kabbalah water? She sounds like she's actually losing her cultridden mind. |
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| MissThang | Aug 27 2005, 12:26 AM Post #4 |
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I agree. |
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| Tonygirl | Sep 28 2005, 06:46 PM Post #5 |
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Some magazine, a newer one with Gwen on the cover, had on it's last page "What Did You Eat Today?" where the magazine asked several celebs that question. Madonna's pic was there, a really tired old hag pic from before she was wearing arm slings, and she replied, "A handful of almonds, and a shake my housekeeper made for me. It wasn't really that good. (Laughing)" A few nuts a day (including her husband and friends); no wonder she's shriveling up. I wonder what was in her shake? Certainly couldn't have been a nice, cold ice cream shake, I imagine some mixture of Kabullcrap water and herbs. |
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| Gabriel's Horn | Sep 28 2005, 08:04 PM Post #6 |
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Celebrities can be so weird with their diets. :rolleyes: |
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| oxceranoid | Sep 28 2005, 08:44 PM Post #7 |
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I bet her shake had more than herbs considering she likes nuts
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| flea dip | Sep 29 2005, 01:59 AM Post #8 |
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At least she wasn't eating lamb. |
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| planet_rock | Sep 29 2005, 08:17 AM Post #9 |
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I read this last night, too. It was in Allure magazine.
It was probably Kabullcrap water and soy. |
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| flea dip | Mar 25 2006, 01:14 AM Post #10 |
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Madonna 'looks good, even in her late 40s?' - - That's disputable. Want to eat like Madonna and Gwyneth? |
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| Tonygirl | Mar 25 2006, 11:12 PM Post #11 |
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Lifestyle? Pooh. She wants people to think that she eats like some warped Hindu hermit because it's "spiritual." If she were a health freak she wouldn't be boozing it up in every recent photo shoot. The reason she starves herself? The same reason she lives and breathes. Her image. She wants to act "above" the rest of us who "don't get it." Everyone knows she would eat a honey coated cat turd if she thought it would make her skinnier or lose a few wrinkles.
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| madame duran | Mar 26 2006, 08:04 AM Post #12 |
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Tannis root? (for those of you who've seen the film "Rosemary's Baby" will know what I'm talking about) Tannis root, mixed with some almonds and lots of BS ("special ingredient") |
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| flea dip | Mar 26 2006, 01:02 PM Post #13 |
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Lady Chadwick, True. She's more concerned with looking spiritual than in actually being spiritual, like the Pharisees in the Gospels.
but ![]() Madame Duran, I saw Rosemary's Baby, but don't remember Tannis Root (not the name), but I remember they kept drugging her with something, right? That movie was so dopey! Bruce Springstein? Barbara Streisand? Britney Spears?
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| Tonygirl | Mar 26 2006, 11:48 PM Post #14 |
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Or a specially made Ham-BERG-er..extra HAM. Kaballah water, lamb meat, and wine, between two fake buns. |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Mar 27 2006, 08:33 PM Post #15 |
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| flea dip | Mar 20 2007, 10:32 PM Post #16 |
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Aren't Biscotti those things you're supposed to dip in coffee ('tho I suppose you could eat them as-is)? I hate them. They are hard as bricks. You might as well pick a rock off your front lawn and chew on it. I'm not sure these receipes are right. I don't see any of them calling for human blood. ![]() Your LIFE: Eat Like the Stars |
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| Tonygirl | Mar 20 2007, 11:37 PM Post #17 |
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OK, where to start on this nonsense. Biscotti isn't diet food. Even according to this recipe it takes a cup of "flower." I assume the idiots mean flour... Her fave salad contains eggs and cheese. I THOUGHT she avoided dairy and was quoted as saying she does not even want it in the house. HYP-O-CRITE. LIAR.. Eggs and cheese aren't any more macrobiotic than the booze she's always guzzling. I guess Eric was trying to make us think it was so cute to drop crumbs in the car. She doesn't have to clean it, and she favors wearing dirty oversized pants and hats, and smelly old pajamas, so I see nothing surprising that she doesn't mind food on her car floors. She probably has booze stains in her bed and mud on her bathroom floor. She really is a pig. |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Mar 21 2007, 08:39 PM Post #18 |
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And we could really have some fun if they'd called it "Madonna's Tossed Salad"... (I know you hate Wikipedia, but click here for a quick clue if you're not sure what that is. First page of link is work-safe. You're on your own from there.) |
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| flea dip | Mar 21 2007, 09:15 PM Post #19 |
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I wouldn't say I haaaaate Wiki, but I do think it's important to realize they're a tad biased in favor of secular humanism / atheism / liberals and against conservatism, Christianity, etc. As that one site pointed out, Wiki also just sometimes gets factual information incorrect. I looked up "tossed salad." I stopped at the "anal / oral sex act" line. ![]() When that story broke about that dorky guy from "Saved By A Bell" making a porno tape, I kept seeing the term "dirty sanchez" in stories about it, so I looked it up. I wish I had remained ignorant.
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Mar 21 2007, 09:33 PM Post #20 |
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Damn! Now I have to look that up - I think I know what it is... OK, I was right. Yuck! Why would anybody want to do that to someone else? Is this something rapists do for extra kicks? |
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