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Madonna's Diet / Eating Habits
Topic Started: Aug 26 2005, 10:07 AM (5,119 Views)
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First it was the lemon tarts, and now there's this:
  • She popped out briefly to sun herself and eat the odd ice cream.
Posted on Man-donna Tribe

BTW - "to sun herself" -?

They have to be kidding
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DM called it "Flith" instead of Filth!
Yep, Goober was there giving her tips, she can't do a thing without someone telling her how.
Then he was off to work on his, drum roll, newest gangster flick.
Yawn. She can't do anything but steal and he can't do anything but cheesy gangster movies.
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Do Madonna's tell-tale 'black eyes' reveal signs of a surgical reinvention?
  • 11th December 2007

    ....According to friends, Madonna has started eating porridge for breakfast to get back her curves in an effort to please husband Guy.

    She has relaxed her strict macrobiotic diet - eating grains supplemented by beans, nuts and vegetables - and added the breakfast staple, made with water or soya milk because husband Guy is said to prefer it when his wife looks "girly and feminine".

    A source told Grazia magazine: "Guy much prefers his wife when she looks girly and feminine.

    "He's not a fan of her more aggressive, super-toned and muscly look, which is why she has softened her image."

    Friends say she is still following the macrobiotic diet, but since experimenting with porridge has found her skin has improved and it keeps her full for longer.
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Madonna enjoying royal Rajasthan
  • Jan 2, 2008

    .... She [Madonna] was served continental, Indian and traditional Rajasthani food, including Bajra (pearl millet) chapattis (Indian bread) for dinner, sources added.'She liked the traditional food,' sources said.
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"He's not a fan of her more aggressive, super-toned and muscly look, which is why she has softened her image.""

Guy needs cornea transplants. :ask:

She's an exercise and diet junkie, no different than a drug addict.
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~~~ EDIT BELOW ~~~

Madonna may be planning own take of 'Nimbura' song
  • Jan 5, 2008

    "She [Madonna] said that Rajasthan is even more beautiful than what she imagined. She liked Rajasthani cuisine, especially dal and chapattis made of bajra (millet)," the source added.
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Madonna tours Mumbai slum during India holiday
  • Jan 8, 2008

    ....Madonna then stopped for a roadside meal of a local delicacy called Misal Pav -- bread and spicy white peas -- at a budget restaurant with Roberts, a convicted bank robber who has made Mumbai his home.
And promptly afterwards, I'm sure, she jogged for two hours and did pilates for six to burn off the peas and bread calories. The corpse-like appearance must be maintained at all costs!
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I'm personally not terribly interested in what Man-donna eats, but I know another board member is, and she's interested in it because she's caught Madonna being hypocritical about it.

Source: Madonna Dines Out
  • .... Lunch was rava cheese dosa, sev puri, jeera rice and dal makhani which the singer greedily licked off her fingers at the Udupi restaurant Saurabh in Colaba; but dinner was more eclectic for the Material Girl at Salt Water Grill in Chowpatty.
"...the singer greedily licked off her fingers.." :sick:

Yeah I bet, just the way she licked her fingers off after having them down her pants on her crotch in stage appearances for COAD. :puke3:
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Jan 6 2008, 02:45 PM


"She [Madonna] said that Rajasthan is even more beautiful than what she imagined. She liked Rajasthani cuisine, especially dal and chapattis made of bajra (millet),"

the material girl is starting to be a good actress,
who eats bajra? very few its so bitter.
she's lying,
make her eat it everyday she'll run away,
what a fake statement just to get false acceptance and make her look good.

First of all its risky to eat that misal pav chances of e.coli poisoning most of the stuff you dine out is contaminated.
i bet her kids said oooooooooweeee! yuck!

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You're probably right, it's probably just made up...just like most stuff in the tabloids or gossip columns/shows! But hey, it's all publicity for her! ;)
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Cheese? CHEESE? Um, isn't there a no dairy rule in her palace?
Strange how the "Ray Of Light" India Mystic etc crap Madonna never tried Indian food. Guess she only took the look from that culture too, as usual.
It's not shocking to me that one money robber ate with another one.
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Yeah, that whole deal with the "convicted bank robber" caught my eye. Wasn't she supposedly friends with some mafia guy in Florida? I need to refresh my memory on that one... :P
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Yes, a man who shot a Staten Island housewife in the face. Chris Pacellio, Madonna's best friend Ingrid Disco Gutter Trash Right Wing Cuban Casares' business partner. Madonna's ex-boyfriend too. Classy eh? The media kept that really quiet.
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Blueberry Cheese Cake is Better Than Sex [says Madonna]
  • .... It's 2:30 pm, and we are at Moshe's, a restaurant in Cuffe Parade, South Mumbai. Madonna is at the table next to mine, sitting at the head.

    .... The white wine flows freely, though Madonna does not partake. Instead, she opts for two cups of chai. It appears the artist responsible for hits Like a Virgin and Take a Bow cannot get enough of India's national beverage!

    .... "I made them a little bit of everything, a sample of the entire menu. There were salads, breads, cous cous and non-vegetarian food," the chef tells me later.

    ....Six creations artfully adorn the table, including carrot cake, blueberry cheesecake and chocolate mousse.

    Madonna uses her spoon to slice off a generous portion of the blueberry cheesecake. She slowly moves the utensil to her lips and slides the morsel inside. "Mmm, God! It's better than sex. Seriously, try this!" She says between moans, repeating the claim more than once.
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Jan 11 2008, 05:15 AM
You're probably right, it's probably just made up...just like most stuff in the tabloids or gossip columns/shows! But hey, it's all publicity for her! ;)


If you enter most areas anywhere in that country the first things that hits you are the flies and many insects, they swarm in and out of every restaurant, nothing can be done about it since it being tropical area.

So its understood there is always a chance of contamination of food no matter who makes it, either- bank robbers or people with stalls on the roadside to a five star hotel, the flies get in no matter what.

The locals are the only ones who can digest this stuff without getting sick or at least you have to live in the place for a couple of years to gain the immunity.

I think its totally impossible that she could have eaten anything without at least getting some digestion cramps.

This whole thing seems to be made up and exaggerated, if you can eat anything its only at your own house or relatives,
at least with food that has been boiled or totally cooked and served immediately, directly from stove to table, no waisting time in between fresh and hot.

Even if i were to order something it would be something of boiled category, also would have to look around to make sure of hygiene, when i enter the place itself.
Breads could be lying around before serving, the salads would be raw and not washed properly, all the ingredients of misle pav are raw, only a soup is poured on top which is cooked, even the water used could be contaminated to wash the ingredients because the coliform count in 3rd world countries are higher then places like North America where it is almost nil.






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Madonna: Cadbury Creame Eggs are Deadly

She Just Can't Resist Our Chocolates
  • April 2, 2008
    Madonna is a huge fan of Britain - especially our delicious chocolate goodies.

    Even though she is determined to maintain her figure, Madge revealed: "I love Cadbury fruit and nut, Crunchies and Maltesers. But my absolute favourite is a Cadbury creme egg.

    "They are totally deadly but so delicious." Madonna added: "I think of Britain as my home. My kids are at school there, my horses are there.

    "And I love the weather. All that rain and moisture are good for the skin."
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I wouldn't be surprised if Rocco and Lourdes, once they're older and out of the house, overeat and become overweight, once they get the freedom to eat anything they want.

The Tough Life of Mr Madge

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  • Alison Boshoff
    October 19, 2008 12:00am

    ....It now emerges that every aspect of life at the Ritchie residence in London was dictated by the lady of the house.

    Madonna, who embraced a macrobiotic diet in the early 1990s, told her chefs what was permitted: she chose the precise blend of Colombian coffee and tutted over the exact provenance of air-freighted Canadian blueberries.

    Guy, then, has allegedly had to endure a life married to a 162cm domestic tyrant whose rules apparently included no TV, no newspapers and no welcome for his "London" friends, sustained on a diet that would make a Hollywood starlet feel faint.

    For instance, gossips claim last year's Christmas meal was minus chipolata sausages because she would not hear of processed meat crossing the threshold.

    He had to drink his tea every day with rice milk, as dairy was banned.

    Meat was only occasionally present on the menu. The only exception to that was at their country estate, Ashcombe House, in Wiltshire, where Guy was allowed to serve a full breakfast to shooting parties, even including such fatty items as steak and kidney pie.

    Madonna thought that kind of food so foul that she would leave the room in disgust when it arrived.

    Guy apparently used to complain that she was giving her children an unhealthy attitude towards food: she banned sugar, which made biscuits [cookies], ice creams and cakes objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter, Lourdes, and their son Rocco. She also banned cheese, cream, salt and preservatives.

    One person in Guy's camp suggested to me that Her Madgeness had to be talked into permitting Rocco to have a birthday cake last year.

    Even when the pair went out for "romantic" meals - in the final two years of the relationship, it was one of the few activities they shared - Madonna would generally refuse to eat anything.

    One associate said she doesn't "trust" the kitchens, even in exclusive London restaurants such as Claridge's and Nobu, to prepare food to her exacting standards.

    "If you were to use the word controlling, you would not even be coming close to describing the way she is about food."

    So she would sit with a glass of water as Guy wolfed down his meal. The topic of discussion, chosen by Madonna, was generally the Kabbalah, or an earnest exposition about President Bush. It wasn't fun.


    No wonder Guy bought himself a pub in February.
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Madonna Introduces More Salmon to her Diet

Madonna 'Hopes to Look 12 Years Younger'
-Yeah good luck with that.

Story:
  • The Material Girl hitmaker celebrated her fiftieth birthday in the same year (2008) she divorced husband Guy Ritchie.

    And the pop superstar is now determined to defy the aging process by eating more fish and spending longer in the gym.

    A source tells Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper, "It means she got a more cardiointensive gym regime and a diet overhaul. And she'll be eating more salmon as it's got age-defying properties. Her aim is to knock 12 years off."

    In October last year, it was reported that Ritchie called Madonna "old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing." So maybe Madge took his comments to heart?
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Madge Depressed After Losing Mercy

MADONNA Singer depressed over adoption rejection
  • Madonna is so depressed over her adoption rejection that she has stopped eating and exercising.

    The singer has allegedly gone into a downward spiral since a court ruled against her adoption of four-year-old Mercy James from Malawi earlier this month, and friends are worried for her health.

    A source said: “She has abandoned her strict macrobiotic diet and is virtually eating nothing. She has even stopped training since she returned from Malawi and seems to be in a trance a lot of the time."

    Madonna, who is a devout follower of Kabbalah, a mystical off-shoot of Judaism, has reportedly lost 5 lbs since the adoption was stopped and has struggled to keep her emotions in check while in public.
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She hasn't been a strict macrobiotic anyway. Where did she lose the 5 pounds from, her overinflated head is the only place left to even lose weight on her bony body.
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The photo they chose to go with this article is quite funny, considering the subject of the article.

Madonna must have awful wind on those diets ... no wonder her dancers look so miserable
  • By EMMA COX

    [photo caption:]
    Diet disaster ... Alan [Alan Carr] jokes about Madonna having flatulence problem

    First we talk about Madonna. Alan [Alan Carr] is disappointed by her [Madonna's] Kabbalah conversion and obsession with working out and dieting.

    He says: "She must have awful wind on those macrobiotic diets.

    "You see her on stage bending into these funny positions and she must be parping away - no wonder her dancers look so miserable.

    "It's such a shame, isn't it? Her face looks pretty but the veins... it's like the M6 all down her arm. When I watched her film In Bed With Madonna [a.k.a. Truth or Dare] she's effing and blinding and is good fun. She seems to have changed so much."
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