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Fun With Photoshop; - Manipulated Madonna Photos for Laughs
Topic Started: Sep 27 2005, 11:17 AM (5,748 Views)
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A google image search for the phrase madonna youth clinging turns up several funny Madonna photos.

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Board member Madame Duran brought this link to my attention in another thread:
OT -- Madonna: WTF???
On page two of that thread, there is a funny image:

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Madonna Clinging to Youth Image

"Put some trousers on" image-
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"Female impersonator"-
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"Hairbrushed/Airbrushed" image-
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"Any Moment Now I Shall Become My Own Female Impersonator"-
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"Get It Off" image (if pic doesn't show up, click here to view it)-
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"Senility" (if pic doesn't show up, click here to view it)-
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"How Many Muppets" (if pic doesn't show up, click here to view it))-
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:laugh: That's hilarious! The muppet picture is my favorite.
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If the image below does not show up:
It's a tour photo of Madonna wearing a top hat, gloves, and "flipping off" the audience - someone added text to a Madonna photo that says:

Top Hat: $35
Gloves: $42
Flappy old ladies arms despite hours in gym: PRICELESS

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There is a photo of Madonna in this slide show:

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I wonder if these photos took into account that she's already had work done to her face?

How our favourite celebrities might look in 10 years

Madonna, Angelina Jolie Digitally Aged 10 Years
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    Holy liver spots! Madonna might want to pop in for a Botox treatment once she sees the aged image forsenic artist Joe Mullins has created of her and other A-list celebrities, as reported by the Daily Mail.

    The Washington-based artist factored in the stars' lifestyles as he manipulated their photos to determine what they will look like a decade later, according to the paper.

    Hey, Hollywood. We've seen the future...and it ain't that pretty.

    ....Of course, it could be worse. A 61-year-old Madonna will reportedly look like the Crypt Keeper according to Mullins' predictions.

    "This is what the celebrities would probably look like if they didn't take care of themselves," Mullins told the paper. "I've given them 10 hard years. Perhaps they can hang these pictures on the bathroom mirror as motivation to live healthy."

    Yeah right. With this crowd, they're more likely to make a mad dash to the plastic surgeon's office.
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Someone at Cracked.com uploaded a candid photo of Madonna that was taken around 2006, 2007 and photoshopped an expiration date on her chest, (the tag they painted on to her chest reads, "Best if used by 12/ 31/ 1989"):

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I am assuming Madonna is in this slideshow (I haven't viewed it yet):

Celebrity make-unders! What would celebs look like without fame and fortune?
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Someone (HayleyT) made this photoshopped image of Madonna:
Madonna For Romney (NSFW Photo: Nude Madonna Boob, Caution)

She/he said below the image:

"She'll put any logo anywhere, as long as the check clears."
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The unglamorous life: Artist Photoshops celebs as normal people

I think Madonna is in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VahmZezv8SQ


edit. Madonna is in BOTH videos, she's in this one twice, I believe:

Madonna video - what famous people would look like if they were normal people
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...BAHAHAHA...thanks...I hadn't seen the m images before, but I'm pretty sure the rest of the celebrities as real people was circulating as a slide show called 'What Celebrities would look like if they lived in Edmonton' some years ago...
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... or if they lived northwest of Chicago ... :lol:
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I got this from the reader comments on Dlisted (ocean lover posted a link to an article there). Dlisted link

Someone in the thread there photoshopped this.
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Since the fans are tweeting and retweeting Madonna's official RebelHeart album cover, and she herself is Retweeting fan submitted RH album covers, I made one or two.

Here is one.

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I'm laughing so hard my sides ache.
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I'm laughing so hard my sides ache.
I have a few others I've made.

If the fans are going to tweet her airbrushed- to- death RH cover, I don't see why I can't tweet actual photos of her taken by papparazzi - I just paste that black cord thing over her face.
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I'm not going to link to all of the photos - you'll have to visit their site to go through the slide show.

Long Live #Dradonna: 20 Hilarious Memes About Drake And Madonna's Liplock

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