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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 30 2005, 01:03 AM (707 Views) | |
| flea dip | Oct 30 2005, 01:03 AM Post #1 |
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KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant chain) for Hillary Clinton. Look closely at the sign:![]() IS hosted |
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| flea dip | Jan 23 2006, 06:16 PM Post #2 |
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I'm sure you've all heard about mayor Nagin's desire to turn New Orleans into a "chocolate city?" * Someone has sent me some funny photos pertaining to it: click to view larger image: ![]() Image Shack, direct link Mayor Nagin as Willy Wonka: click to view larger image: ![]() IS Hosted ------------------------------------------- If you wish to argue or debate about Nagin, please start a new and separate thread about it. (I provide the following for educational / informational reasons only.) If not, if you've not heard about it, Nagin feeling remarks' backlash Ray Nagin and the Chocolate Factory New Orleans Chocolate With Nuts |
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| flea dip | Jan 26 2006, 01:49 PM Post #3 |
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Aw c'mon, someone here had to have gotten a kick out of Nagin as Wonka in the purple, velour suit photo! It's almost funnier than Madonna's lame "American Life" rap. ![]() -------------------- EDIT: ------------------- Homeless Senior Citizen |
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| flea dip | Feb 28 2006, 06:35 PM Post #4 |
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Current Funny Photo at Sacred Cow Burgers Site Sacred Cow Burgers, other funny political photos - some photos are somewhat risque, but I think most are "work safe." Some are of Cindy Sheehan, and if you don't like her, you may find a few things to chuckle at. |
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| Tonygirl | Mar 1 2006, 09:02 AM Post #5 |
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Seen on a T-shirt: "I'd rather go shooting with Dick Cheney than swimming with Ted Kennedy." |
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| flea dip | May 1 2006, 07:30 PM Post #6 |
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I got this in an e-mail (it was entitled "Clinton Gets A Mustache"). Gross and rather tacky, but as I'm not a Clinton fan.... Click to view larger, or use link below ![]() Direct Link |
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| flea dip | Jun 9 2006, 04:18 PM Post #7 |
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I've been meaning to upload a few political cartoons I've come across in the past few months, but I've been too lazy to do so. Need to do that one of these days. This is more religious than political, I suppose... This Summer's Sexy Swimwear ![]() direct link |
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| flea dip | Jul 25 2006, 10:22 PM Post #8 |
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Now, this first thing is NOT a joke, it was written by an actual college student ("Cecilia Lucas, graduate student at UC Berkeley"). The reply to it, however, is what's funny. First, the girl's poem (what horrible poetry it is, and I don't just mean the subject matter): Berkeley Grad Student's Love Poem to [terrorist group] Hizballah The reply: Iowahawk: I Love You Too, Cecilia Lucas |
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| flea dip | Nov 27 2006, 07:14 AM Post #9 |
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Democratic National Convention 2008 Agenda 7:00 PM Opening flag burning 7:15 PM Pledge of allegiance to the U.N. 7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 - 8:00 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship led by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton 8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:05 PM Ceremonial tree hugging 8:15 - 8:30 PM Gay wedding with Barney Frank officiating 8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:35 PM Free Saddam Rally led by Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon 9:00 PM Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" by French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 PM John Kerry honors veterans before he makes a joke about them 9:20 PM Collection to benefit the Osama bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund 9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 9:40 PM Why I Hate the Military - a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 PM Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting Award by Michael Moore 9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10:00 PM How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center by Howard "YeeHah" Dean 10:30 PM Nomination of Hillary Clinton by Mahmoud Ahmandinejad 11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 PM Al Gore reinvents the Internet 11:15 PM "Our Troops are War Criminals" - John Kerry 11:30 PM Coronation of Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton 12:00 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:05 AM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home |
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| flea dip | Jan 18 2007, 09:54 PM Post #10 |
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This is only a preview of an ANIMATED image. Please click on it to view the animated, larger version. Saddam Hussein's cat:![]() Direct Link |
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| flea dip | Oct 22 2007, 09:44 PM Post #11 |
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The Really Truly Hillary Gallery
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| SouthwestRanger | Aug 25 2008, 02:37 PM Post #12 |
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• 7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning, (U.S., U.K. and Israeli flags will be in attendance.) • 7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N. and the future "One World Government." • 7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Back-up chants provided by the local Wiccan Organization. • 7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging. A fake Oak tree will be provided. • 7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 8:00 pm ~ A Speech given by Al Gore on "How I Invented the Internet." Expecting a possible run-over as the Goracle is expected to blend this with Global Warming. • 8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning, Barney Frank presiding. • 8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 8:40 pm ~ "Our Troops are War Criminals," speech given by John Kerry and Jane Fonda. • 9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon will deliver the eulogies of these Heroic figures. • 9:50 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' by residing expert, Alec Baldwin. • 10:20 pm ~ The New "Drive Thru Abortion Express Lanes," being installed at Planned Parenthood franchises across the nation. Cecile Richards speaking. • 11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund to be sponsored by Barbara Streisand. • 11:15 pm ~ "Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay" announcement by Sean Penn. • 11:30 pm ~ "Oval Office Affairs. The proper use of cigars," brought to you by William Jefferson Clinton. • 11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 11:50 pm ~ "How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers," by Howard Dean and Rosie O'Donnell. Dean will perform his trademark scream for the crowd. • 12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Sir Dan Rather by Michael Moore will be simulcast from the Magical, Mystical World of Journalistic Knights. • 12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Mahmoud will briefly discuss the dhimmitudal role of the great satan. • 12:45 am ~ Nomination of Barack Hussein Obama by Nancy Pelosi. Address will be fed live via satellite from Syrian President Assad's hot tub. • 1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 1:05 am ~ Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama • 1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. • 1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home. Billy reminds him to use the route through Chappaquiddick. |
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| flea dip | Aug 25 2008, 06:55 PM Post #13 |
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I notice that Ted Kennedy proposes a toast once every 30 minutes or so though-out the whole affair. ![]() I enjoyed your list. Funny stuff. • 1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home. Billy reminds him to use the route through Chappaquiddick. Whoever wrote this list has no shame.
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| SouthwestRanger | Aug 26 2008, 11:22 AM Post #14 |
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Thank You Thank You Very Much FD .... Here's a Sneak Preview of the Day 2 Schedule.... 7:00 pm - Special Video Feed from Iran with a Flag Burning 7:05 pm - Kim Il Jung will lead the Pledge of Total Loyalty. All those seen hesitating or mumbling the words will be taken and driven away to a special camp in Raton 7:10 pm - Natalie Maines and the Dixie Chicks will sing the National Anthem...Of Zimbabwe 7:15 pm - Special Video Tribute to the Late Texas Governor Anne Richard featuring footage of her in her German American Bund Ladies Auxilary Uniform from a 1939 Rally and photos of her totally drunk during Political Functions in Texas... 7:30 pm - A Special Video Feature :CHELSEA CLINTON'S BEAUTY SECRETS 7:31 pm - Jane Fonda pays tribute to Senator John McCain with North Vietnamese Films of him being tortured. Much hilarity from the assembly 7:40 pm - Alec Baldwin throws a screaming tantrum onstage when an Gofer mistakenly brings him a Western Omelette instead of a well done veggie burger with asparagus fries....Teresa Heinz Kerry follows suit when John Kerry tells her Business Suit looks like the one he saw at Steve and Barry's for $14.99 ! 7:45 pm - A Monica Lewinsky look a like contest is staged with points awarded for most decorative beret and kneepads ! |
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| flea dip | Aug 26 2008, 09:17 PM Post #15 |
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Ah wait, I scrolled up the page - I had already posted the same list a few months ago. I thought it looked familiar... |
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| SouthwestRanger | Aug 27 2008, 10:58 AM Post #16 |
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Whoops sorry about that !
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| flea dip | Nov 9 2008, 07:03 PM Post #17 |
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Two items below. ITEM ONE. Obama Joke. Found elsewhere on the web: Little Red Hen |
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| Mihoshi Marie | Nov 10 2008, 03:03 AM Post #18 |
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That last one was brilliant - perfect description of Obama's wealth-spreading policy. |
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| flea dip | Apr 4 2009, 12:05 AM Post #19 |
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Day Laborer Ad Video |
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| flea dip | May 14 2009, 05:18 PM Post #20 |
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Two items below: Item #1 Obama HOPE poster and copycats -check out the one of Bill Clinton that has the word "Grope" in big letters under his image Item #2 ![]() Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog -"Because There Is No POTUS Without TOTUS" Below the funny spoof of the Obama image(*) (view spoof image) that was all over the place for a long while is this caption: (*) I'm referring to the Obama "Hope" poster |
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