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| flea dip | Jun 22 2009, 10:40 PM Post #21 |
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Check out the photo of the "grieving widow" atop this page: Widow of Murdered Fly Seeks White House Apology, Sh*t -from Iowa Hawk's blog, by Iowa Hawk Excerpt: |
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| flea dip | Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM Post #22 |
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I got this in an e-mail today: |
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| flea dip | Aug 29 2009, 07:23 PM Post #23 |
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Click small photo to view larger one. Obama and the milk cow cartoon: ![]() direct link |
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| flea dip | Nov 16 2009, 07:16 PM Post #24 |
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Help Mom! Radicals Are Ruining My Country |
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| flea dip | Dec 4 2009, 03:34 PM Post #25 |
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| flea dip | Jan 6 2010, 10:52 PM Post #26 |
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| flea dip | Feb 23 2010, 04:53 PM Post #27 |
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The Wedding A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice ?" "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again." "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. "That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened. |
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| flea dip | Apr 14 2010, 06:46 PM Post #28 |
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi said, "I am the speaker of the house. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America ”. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, Ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.” The girl said, “That’s okay. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest woman took my schoolbag.” |
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| flea dip | May 28 2010, 09:22 PM Post #29 |
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> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked > > the children what their fathers did for a living. > > All the typical answers came up: > > fireman, mechanic, businessman, sales man > > and so forth. > > However, little Justin was being > > uncharacteristically quiet, so when the > > teacher prodded him about > > his father, he replied, "My father's > > an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes > > off all his clothes in front of other men > > and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, > > if the offer is really good, he will go home > > with some guy and stay with him all night > > for money." > > The teacher, obviously shaken by this > > statement, hurriedly set the other children to work > > on some exercises and took little Justin aside > > to ask him, "Is that really true about > > your father?" > > "No," the boy said, "He works for the > > Democratic National Committee and helped to get > > Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to > > say that in front of the other kids." |
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| flea dip | Jun 1 2010, 06:40 PM Post #30 |
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc....... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh...... bout 50". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?" |
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| flea dip | Aug 31 2010, 12:24 PM Post #31 |
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Keep in mind that Obama got his political career started in Chicago: |
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