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Popbitch: Anti Madonna Material
Topic Started: Jul 7 2005, 07:50 PM (2,697 Views)
MissThang
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From Popbitch -
April 3rd, 2003
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>> Madonna [hearts] Zaldy <<
    Old drag queen buys clothes from old drag queen

    Madonna is unveiling a new fashion direction.
    She's just bought up the debut collection
    from New York designer Zaldy.

    Zaldy is a former vogueing drag queen who now
    lives in the Chelsea Hotel. She was the drag
    queen featured in the gender-bending Levis
    taxi advert in 1995. And used to design
    outfits for RuPaul.

(FYI: you can see Madonna wearing Zaldy in the
new issue of Nylon)

http://www.zaldynyc.com/
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Ironshadow
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it was bound to come to this. :laugh:
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I got this from an old Popbitch mailout -
August 16th, 2000 -
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Pointless fact: A 1996 poll of American mechanics by Valvoline
oil revealed that only 4 percent would want to repair Madonna's
car while 53 percent wanted to service Demi Moore's car.

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This is from 12/13/2000 -
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>> "Ave Mariiaaa! No, there's too much reverb." <<
        Madonna story no.1
    Apparently Madonna had a specific way of choosing the venue
    for her wedding in Scotland. The lady who's taking the service
  says that she went into every church when it was empty, stood
    in the middle of the aisle, and sang Ave Maria at the top of
    her lungs...the place where's she's getting wed presumably had
    the best acoustics to mask her voice....

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Madonna has chosen a Bach fugue and some Puccini for her
wedding on 22 December. And not the William Orbit versions.
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  >> Is Ms Ciccone a sticky toffee pudding? <<
        Madonna story no.2

    Madonna has clearly gone mad. Here is the evidence:

    She is modelling herself on Liz Hurley. (Check the
    similarities: fake posh accent, infatuation with a public
    schoolboy who is clearly a tw**, going on about liking
    ridiculously English stuff like "sticky toffee pudding")

    She's modelling herself on Posh Spice. She's going to
    wear a tacky crown at her wedding.

    She's modelling herself on Diana. She originally wanted
    to marry Guy Ritchie at Althorp. What's that all about?
    First dance on Diana's grave?

    She's ordered a hugely expensive piano for the reception
    in the hope that the likes of Sting and Elton John will
    tinkle out a few hits.

    (FYI: She's ordered the piano from a music shop in Aberdeen
    with the result that the entertainment-starved locals are
    now going along to the shop to touch it and rub themselves
    against it in the vain hope that it will enrich their
    barren existence.)


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Madonna originally wanted to marry Guy Ritchie at Althorp.
Maybe she wanted to have the first dance on Diana's grave. 
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Madonna shares at least 98.4% of her DNA with chimpanzees.
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I'll add more as soon as find some more.
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She's modelling herself on Diana. She originally wanted
    to marry Guy Ritchie at Althorp. What's that all about?
    First dance on Diana's grave?

I could believe that, as she's a total astrology nut.
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1/10/01-
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>> Madonna's oh-so-fab wedding <<
        Best man is worst man

    Guy Ritchie's best man was posh loser Piers Adams. Piers' speech
    was not a success: he made many references to the groom's famed
    homophobia. Hilarious for Guy's cronies, not for Madonna's gay
    friends.

    Piers had difficulties with one of the telegrams, from Luciano
    Pavarotti and written in Italian. He took it up to Donatella
    Versace and asked her to translate.

    Quite rightly, Donatella completely blanked him and turned away.

1/24/01-
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Stuck in Scotland and bored after the Madonna wedding,
    some of the A-list guests amused themselves with a
    game of spin the bottle.
    So, which famous designer confessed that her best shag
    ever was a lesbian incident with a famous model?
    And which Hollywood actress admitted anal sex with
    her now married ex-boyfriend?
    (FYI: Madonna is distancing herself from all this:
    her latest hobby is, er, chess)

1/31/01-
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Madonna has put Lourdes on the carb-free Zone diet. At her
recent birthday party, Lola got hot dogs without the buns.
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2/14/01-
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The Lady Of The Manor has been out hunting with Guy Ritchie
              and fellow tw** Marco Pierre White. After failing to kill   
any birds, she is now planning to take shooting lessons to
    ensure she slaughters plenty next time. Is she trying to
    reinvent herself as Ted Nugent?

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Being a gossip rag, this stuff from Pop b***h may not be true, but it still makes for some fun reading.
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Madonna has put Lourdes on the carb-free Zone diet. At her
recent birthday party, Lola got hot dogs without the buns.
Why would you put an 8 (or 9, whatever she is) on a strict diet? :rolleyes2:
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Guy Ritchie's best man was posh loser Piers Adams. Piers' speech was not a success: he made many references to the groom's famed homophobia. Hilarious for Guy's cronies, not for Madonna's gay  friends.
I bet Chris of "Madonna and Chris.com" would not be amused by that.
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The lady who's taking the service says that she went into every church when it was empty, stood in the middle of the aisle, and sang Ave Maria at the top of her lungs...the place where's she's getting wed presumably had
the best acoustics to mask her voice....
:laugh: Funny.

I wonder if Madonna does realize how terrible she sings?
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Okay, that one I will believe. I don't see why anyone would want to make up or falsify something so innocuous. :laugh:

I wouldn't want to go anywhere near anything of Madonna's, car or no. :crab4: :bio:
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Or, not without a Hazmat suit.
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From Popbitch!-
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>> Madonna-watch 1 <<
         You give love a bad name, claims Bon Jovi
    
    Jon Bon Jovi recently criticised Madonna, saying
    that her children shouldn't be attending film
    premieres. Madonna's PR Liz Rosenberg replied:
    "Madonna has never brought her children to a
    film premiere. I'm delighted to hear what an
    authority Mr Bon Jovi is on Madonna's talents
    as a mother." Strange then to then see Madonna
    at the 12-rated Harry Potter opening,
    accompanied by 9-year-old Lourdes, who even
    gave some rather professional interviews
    about the film to the media.

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>> Madonna-watch 2 <<
         Is career going down (luxury) toilet?

    When Madonna performed this week on German TV
    show "Wetten, dass..?",  she refused to use their
    toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane
    to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre
    luxury toilet into the grounds. The mega-bog
    contained two wash basins with halogen lighting,
    two showers and a separate toilet room and
    cost €3500 to rent. The Pope used the same
    model when he visited Cologne.

(FYI: Green Day and Shakira were also on the show
but they used the normal sh*tters.)
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Maybe the Germans didn't want her nasty crab-infested old arse on their toilets...
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LOL!!! German or not, no one would want her crab infested self on their toilets.
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Oh no, oh please tell me the toilet thing is a joke. Surely even she isn't that stuck up.
:toilet:
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It's probably true.
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Anna_L
Nov 11 2005, 11:24 PM
It's probably true.
Well if it is - okay, even she has to use the toilet; but it said that the bathroom came with two wash basins.

What would the Queen of Poor Personal Hygiene need 2 wash basins for? It's not like she uses them to wash her hands or anything else...

:bath:
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LOL!!!
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Well, she can't vomit in a crapper used by the common people, now can she? People might catch on...
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Of course not.
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I got it!
She is SO arrogant she probably thinks someone will steal her s**t and sell it. No kidding, she KNOWS some of her fans would actually buy it, and why should she give a free s**t to anyone?
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You're probably right. If a normal person found out someone sold their excrement, they'd react like "Ew! What the hell for?" Madonna, however, would be upset about not profitting from it.
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